1 00:00:01,164 --> 00:00:04,099 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:06,430 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,536 --> 00:00:08,697 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,277 --> 00:00:16,006 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:21,184 --> 00:00:24,176 Michael Bluth always rode his bike to work... 6 00:00:24,287 --> 00:00:26,847 but the recent heat wave had taken some of the fun out of it. 7 00:00:28,024 --> 00:00:30,151 It had also caused problems... 8 00:00:30,259 --> 00:00:32,955 in his presentation to the Bluth Company investors. 9 00:00:33,062 --> 00:00:35,758 There's no screwups with the permits this time? 10 00:00:35,865 --> 00:00:38,095 The permits have been filed absolutely on time. 11 00:00:38,201 --> 00:00:40,032 You have my word on that. 12 00:00:42,405 --> 00:00:44,532 Um, I'll tell you what. 13 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:47,370 Let me get some of this, uh... 14 00:00:47,477 --> 00:00:49,968 Well, as you can... The important part is here. 15 00:00:50,079 --> 00:00:52,104 - Bye, you guys. Really great to see you again. - Bye. 16 00:00:56,118 --> 00:00:58,245 They think you're full of... 17 00:00:58,354 --> 00:01:01,653 - I think it's the sweating. - I've gotta get a car. 18 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:04,089 Don't worry. I told them the truth. 19 00:01:04,193 --> 00:01:06,753 - That I rode here on a bike? - That the permits weren't filed. 20 00:01:06,863 --> 00:01:10,663 But my dad filed the permits before he went to jail. 21 00:01:10,766 --> 00:01:13,166 He most certainly did not. 22 00:01:13,269 --> 00:01:15,328 So, I just lied to the investors? 23 00:01:15,438 --> 00:01:17,906 - You most certainly did. - That's really great. 24 00:01:18,007 --> 00:01:20,999 Now I gotta ride my bike out to the prison and talk to my dad about this. 25 00:01:21,110 --> 00:01:22,907 That'll be fun in 100-degree heat. 26 00:01:23,012 --> 00:01:25,173 Why don't you take your dad's car? 27 00:01:25,281 --> 00:01:29,115 No. Dad would never go for that. 28 00:01:29,218 --> 00:01:33,018 No, no, no, no. There's no ice cream in the car. 29 00:01:33,122 --> 00:01:36,285 - I'll be careful. - All right. This is what we're gonna do. 30 00:01:36,392 --> 00:01:38,417 Careful, Michael. 31 00:01:41,597 --> 00:01:44,088 Oh. 32 00:01:47,103 --> 00:01:49,003 - Whatever you think. - Yeah. 33 00:01:49,105 --> 00:01:51,596 But I did see Gob driving it last week. 34 00:01:51,707 --> 00:01:54,437 Wait. Honestly, Gob's driving the car? 35 00:01:54,544 --> 00:01:57,172 I'm not the liar. 36 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:00,010 Michael needed his father's car... 37 00:02:00,116 --> 00:02:02,414 so he went to confront his brother Gob. 38 00:02:02,518 --> 00:02:05,146 - Give me a Gob. - Gob! 39 00:02:05,254 --> 00:02:07,188 No, I didn't mean for you to yell my name at me. 40 00:02:07,290 --> 00:02:09,190 It's what I call a double-dipped banana with everything on it. 41 00:02:09,292 --> 00:02:12,489 Hey, I can't believe you. I asked you two weeks ago... 42 00:02:12,595 --> 00:02:15,029 whether we should use Dad's car, and you said it would be bad form. 43 00:02:15,131 --> 00:02:19,568 - Now I hear you're driving it. - That is a lie, a bold-faced lie! 44 00:02:19,669 --> 00:02:22,832 Gob was lying. He had been driving his father's car. 45 00:02:37,186 --> 00:02:39,154 Why don't you just take your precious, portable... 46 00:02:39,255 --> 00:02:42,156 stairway vehicle you're always trying to convince us is a car? 47 00:02:42,258 --> 00:02:44,351 Yeah, that would be great, except our brother-in-law... 48 00:02:44,460 --> 00:02:46,360 left it in an airport parking lot. 49 00:02:46,462 --> 00:02:48,157 From whence it came, huh? 50 00:02:48,264 --> 00:02:51,495 In fact, Tobias had intended to park the family's only vehicle... 51 00:02:51,601 --> 00:02:53,501 at the airport parking lot... 52 00:02:53,603 --> 00:02:56,697 but was waved on to the tarmac instead... 53 00:02:56,806 --> 00:02:59,104 where he found a spot close to his gate. 54 00:03:01,444 --> 00:03:03,935 Here you go, Uncle Gob. I had to use two sticks... 55 00:03:04,046 --> 00:03:05,980 to support all the extra chocolate and nuts. 56 00:03:06,082 --> 00:03:08,573 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Whoa. Two sticks and extra chocolate? 57 00:03:08,684 --> 00:03:10,777 Is it Mardi Gras? What are you charging for that? 58 00:03:10,886 --> 00:03:13,514 - He doesn't like to discuss money. - I don't like to discuss money. 59 00:03:13,623 --> 00:03:17,115 - You don't pay for it? - A Bluth banana? No, I hadn't planned on it. 60 00:03:17,226 --> 00:03:19,091 But I'll tell you what... if you want to use my likeness... 61 00:03:19,195 --> 00:03:21,095 for a Hamburglar-type character... 62 00:03:21,197 --> 00:03:23,757 I'll sign off on that, Mr. Banana-Grabber. 63 00:03:23,866 --> 00:03:26,892 No, no, no, no, no. No more banana grabbing. No more car grabbing. 64 00:03:27,003 --> 00:03:30,302 - Throw that away, please. - But it's already made. 65 00:03:30,406 --> 00:03:32,636 I don't care. Nobody gets it now, okay? 66 00:03:34,143 --> 00:03:38,580 - Are you happy? - My own brother, Michael. 67 00:03:39,782 --> 00:03:42,148 My own selfish brother. 68 00:03:44,086 --> 00:03:45,986 - Michael. - All right. 69 00:03:48,557 --> 00:03:51,754 I do not want you to get upset. He did not mean that. 70 00:03:51,861 --> 00:03:54,728 - Sometimes he says... - Selfish Michael. 71 00:03:59,502 --> 00:04:01,834 He did not mean that either. 72 00:04:01,937 --> 00:04:05,270 Michael then went to his sister to find his father's car. 73 00:04:05,374 --> 00:04:07,103 What car? I don't know what you're talking about. 74 00:04:07,209 --> 00:04:10,007 Dad's car. The one you didn't tell me that you had... 75 00:04:10,112 --> 00:04:12,774 even though I had to ride my bicycle to work all week. 76 00:04:12,882 --> 00:04:14,850 Oh, Dad's car. 77 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:17,646 Well, obviously, I'm gonna use it if it's an emergency. 78 00:04:17,753 --> 00:04:20,654 Lindsay had such an emergency three days earlier... 79 00:04:20,756 --> 00:04:24,522 when her salon was able to squeeze her in at the last moment. 80 00:04:25,594 --> 00:04:28,427 That color's discontinued! 81 00:04:28,531 --> 00:04:30,999 I have to get ready for the bachelorette auction. 82 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:33,227 The bachelorette auction? You know you're married. 83 00:04:33,335 --> 00:04:35,530 You just go to dinner with the guy. It's for charity. 84 00:04:35,638 --> 00:04:38,766 That's what you said about posing for the Ladies of Literacy Calendar. 85 00:04:38,874 --> 00:04:41,638 The one with the pictures of all the 30-year-old women in lingerie... 86 00:04:41,744 --> 00:04:44,907 with their nipples covered by copies of Oliver Twist. 87 00:04:45,014 --> 00:04:47,073 Yeah, that made a big difference for the young ones. 88 00:04:47,183 --> 00:04:49,447 It would have if it didn't get banned from the schools. 89 00:04:49,552 --> 00:04:52,043 Come on, face it. You do all this charity crap just to stroke your ego. 90 00:04:52,154 --> 00:04:54,054 You don't even know what the auction's for tonight. 91 00:04:54,156 --> 00:04:57,614 - The wetlands. - To do what with them? 92 00:04:57,727 --> 00:05:00,127 - Dry them. - Save them. 93 00:05:00,229 --> 00:05:02,663 From drying. Which is more than you would ever do. 94 00:05:02,765 --> 00:05:04,960 You're, like, the least charitable person I know. 95 00:05:06,068 --> 00:05:08,093 I don't do anything for myself. 96 00:05:08,204 --> 00:05:10,172 Everything that I do is for this family. 97 00:05:10,272 --> 00:05:12,172 Oh, you don't do it for us, Michael. 98 00:05:12,274 --> 00:05:14,674 You just do it because you love being the guy in charge. 99 00:05:14,777 --> 00:05:19,840 Cause you love saying no, like you said to Gob when he wanted a frozen banana. 100 00:05:19,949 --> 00:05:23,316 And even after he gave you the rights to his Mr. Banana-Grabber character. 101 00:05:23,419 --> 00:05:26,980 You know what? I will start doing my charity work when you start doing yours. 102 00:05:27,089 --> 00:05:30,149 In the meantime, where's the car? 103 00:05:30,259 --> 00:05:32,659 I think Buster has it. I don't know. It's on the schedule. 104 00:05:32,762 --> 00:05:35,993 There is a schedule? 105 00:05:36,098 --> 00:05:40,501 I always try so hard not to look at this thing. 106 00:05:40,603 --> 00:05:42,838 - So Michael went to find Buster. - Who let you in? 107 00:05:42,838 --> 00:05:43,736 - So Michael went to find Buster. - Who let you in? 108 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:46,364 Your new cleaning woman. What happened to Luz? 109 00:05:46,475 --> 00:05:49,911 Supposedly, Luz had to take her daughter to the hospital. 110 00:05:50,012 --> 00:05:51,912 That's Lupe, her sister. 111 00:05:52,014 --> 00:05:55,450 - God, I hope she's okay. - She's awful. Can barely wash a dish. 112 00:05:55,551 --> 00:06:00,887 Uh-oh. She better not walk through here after she's been in there. 113 00:06:00,990 --> 00:06:02,691 - Tell me you've got an exit strategy. - Mother. 114 00:06:02,691 --> 00:06:04,386 - Tell me you've got an exit strategy. - Mother. 115 00:06:04,493 --> 00:06:08,520 Oh, please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. 116 00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:11,895 Wow. 117 00:06:12,001 --> 00:06:14,595 Don't you judge me. You're the selfish one. 118 00:06:14,703 --> 00:06:18,696 You're the one who charged his own brother for a Bluth frozen banana. 119 00:06:18,808 --> 00:06:20,708 I mean, it's one banana, Michael. 120 00:06:20,810 --> 00:06:22,869 What could it cost, $ 10? 121 00:06:22,978 --> 00:06:25,879 You've never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you? 122 00:06:25,981 --> 00:06:27,608 I don't have time for this. 123 00:06:27,716 --> 00:06:29,707 I've got to get ready for the bachelorette auction. 124 00:06:29,819 --> 00:06:32,617 You're doing that? You can't possibly tell me that you care about the wetlands. 125 00:06:32,721 --> 00:06:36,919 I care about going for more money than Lucille Austero. 126 00:06:37,026 --> 00:06:39,824 In fact, Lucille Bluth had made sure of that. 127 00:06:39,929 --> 00:06:43,296 - Lucille! - I got you tickets to The Producers. 128 00:06:43,399 --> 00:06:46,129 I already saw it in New York. 129 00:06:46,235 --> 00:06:51,332 But that's of no use to a woman whose vertigo makes flying a grotesque misadventure. 130 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:55,399 You must have scrimped and saved for these. 131 00:06:55,511 --> 00:06:58,241 But isn't this the night of the auction? 132 00:06:58,347 --> 00:07:00,975 - Is it? - You seem pretty confident. 133 00:07:01,083 --> 00:07:02,983 Oh, I think there's a certain bachelor... 134 00:07:03,085 --> 00:07:05,747 who won't mind coming home with me at the end of the evening. 135 00:07:05,855 --> 00:07:09,154 - Buster. - Where did he go? 136 00:07:09,258 --> 00:07:11,749 Buster! 137 00:07:11,861 --> 00:07:14,489 Why do you hide every time the doorbell rings? 138 00:07:14,597 --> 00:07:18,089 I'm not hiding. - Buster was hiding from Lucille Austero. 139 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:22,432 After inadvertently flirting with her at a social event while not wearing his glasses... 140 00:07:22,538 --> 00:07:24,904 Lucille had been pursuing him ever since. 141 00:07:25,007 --> 00:07:27,635 Buster, hi. It's me again. 142 00:07:27,743 --> 00:07:31,975 I've still got those Producers tickets, and I'd love to share them with you. 143 00:07:32,081 --> 00:07:35,710 I don't want you to think I'm taking this more seriously than you... 144 00:07:35,818 --> 00:07:39,982 "are and unless you're planning some grand romantic gesture... 145 00:07:40,089 --> 00:07:43,525 my feelings are just the teensiest bit hurt." 146 00:07:43,626 --> 00:07:46,390 - What are you going to do? - Bid on you. 147 00:07:46,495 --> 00:07:48,292 - How much? - Ten thousand dollars. 148 00:07:48,397 --> 00:07:50,297 - When? - When they call my name. 149 00:07:50,399 --> 00:07:54,130 No, they're not going to call your name. They're going to call my name. 150 00:07:54,236 --> 00:07:58,036 Good grief. 151 00:07:58,140 --> 00:08:01,735 Hey, Busty. You been using Dad's car? 152 00:08:01,844 --> 00:08:04,540 No. Uh, well, yes. 153 00:08:04,647 --> 00:08:08,481 - You got the keys? - Uh, probably in my school pants. 154 00:08:08,584 --> 00:08:11,485 - Okay. - I have been a part of this archeological dig. 155 00:08:11,587 --> 00:08:15,990 - Hmm. - I think we found a part of a pterodactyl under Fashion Island. 156 00:08:16,091 --> 00:08:18,719 Be careful. 157 00:08:19,762 --> 00:08:22,060 Oh! 158 00:08:22,164 --> 00:08:24,655 That was 90% gravity. 159 00:08:24,767 --> 00:08:27,497 It is my day on the schedule, but I guess you get them first. 160 00:08:27,603 --> 00:08:30,834 - Yeah. - Wait. I need my rape whistle back. 161 00:08:30,940 --> 00:08:32,999 You got all your stuff out of the car? 162 00:08:33,108 --> 00:08:36,544 Yeah, I left my, um, homework in the backseat, but I can get it later. 163 00:08:36,645 --> 00:08:38,875 - Okay. - Okay. 164 00:08:38,981 --> 00:08:40,448 Help. 165 00:08:40,549 --> 00:08:44,212 Michael surveyed the damage to his father's car... 166 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:48,416 the partially excavated skull, the spilled nail polish... 167 00:08:48,524 --> 00:08:51,721 the burned seats... and he came to an important decision. 168 00:08:51,827 --> 00:08:55,126 Well, I'm getting some ice cream... I can tell you that right now. 169 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:59,203 Michael, now able to drive to prison... 170 00:08:59,308 --> 00:09:01,208 confronted his father about the permits. 171 00:09:01,310 --> 00:09:03,870 How come you didn't tell me that you didn't file them? 172 00:09:03,980 --> 00:09:07,108 I'm under a lot of pressure. I'm trying to get my newsletter off the ground... 173 00:09:07,216 --> 00:09:11,050 and I'm trying to decide which gang to align myself with. 174 00:09:11,153 --> 00:09:13,121 - Is it pledge week already? - I've got it down to two... 175 00:09:13,222 --> 00:09:16,123 but, honestly, I just don't even want to choose. 176 00:09:16,225 --> 00:09:20,559 I just feel... I feel like the prettiest girl at the dance. 177 00:09:20,663 --> 00:09:23,188 Listen, about that permit thing, that's an easy fix. 178 00:09:23,299 --> 00:09:26,496 just break into the permit office, slip the application into the next file... 179 00:09:26,602 --> 00:09:29,230 then you tell them, you know, "Hey, you guys screwed up." 180 00:09:29,338 --> 00:09:32,774 - I'm not doing that, Dad. - Michael, you lied to your investors. 181 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:36,038 You gotta make that right. Call Gob. 182 00:09:36,145 --> 00:09:38,739 He'll handle it. That's what... That's what he's for. 183 00:09:38,848 --> 00:09:40,748 That's what he's for. 184 00:09:40,850 --> 00:09:43,683 You better tell him I'm asking. I don't think he's gonna do it for you... 185 00:09:43,786 --> 00:09:46,254 after you wouldn't even give him a frozen banana, Michael? 186 00:09:46,355 --> 00:09:49,085 - What is there, a chat room that you guys... - That's not charitable. 187 00:09:49,191 --> 00:09:51,921 Never mind. I'll tell Gob that you want him to do this. 188 00:09:52,028 --> 00:09:55,088 - Okay. I got a dance I gotta get ready for. - Whoa. There's really a dance? 189 00:09:55,197 --> 00:09:59,463 I don't know. Both sides are making a lot of promises. 190 00:10:04,307 --> 00:10:06,867 You should call this a Gob, guy. 191 00:10:11,647 --> 00:10:14,980 Gob, can I talk to you for a sec? 192 00:10:15,084 --> 00:10:17,882 Listen, um, I'm really sorry about before. 193 00:10:17,987 --> 00:10:20,956 I said some things, and I got a little carried away. 194 00:10:21,057 --> 00:10:23,719 It's not the way you're supposed to treat a brother... 195 00:10:23,826 --> 00:10:25,794 especially one that I value so highly. 196 00:10:27,430 --> 00:10:31,161 - Oh, I need a favor. - That was subtle. 197 00:10:31,267 --> 00:10:33,929 - Did you just whistle? - I had to buy a candied apple... 198 00:10:34,036 --> 00:10:36,504 when you denied me a banana, so, yeah, I'm whistling. 199 00:10:36,605 --> 00:10:40,234 - Satisfied? - It's not that noticeable. Listen. 200 00:10:40,343 --> 00:10:45,872 - Dad would like for you to break into the permit office. - Dad? 201 00:10:45,981 --> 00:10:48,347 - Dad said he wanted me for that? - Yes, he did. 202 00:10:48,451 --> 00:10:52,581 - Will you do it? - Maybe. I have some conditions. 203 00:10:53,622 --> 00:10:56,090 - Terms. - Boy. 204 00:10:56,192 --> 00:10:58,160 - One condition and one term. - All right. 205 00:10:58,260 --> 00:11:00,820 - Let's have the condition first. - Free banana whenever I want. 206 00:11:00,930 --> 00:11:03,728 - Single dip. - Double dip, but I'll take one stick. 207 00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:06,063 - All right. What else? - Creative control... 208 00:11:06,168 --> 00:11:08,636 spin-off rights and theme park approval... 209 00:11:08,738 --> 00:11:11,036 for Mr. Banana-Grabber, Baby Banana-Grabber... 210 00:11:11,140 --> 00:11:14,234 and any other Banana-Grabber family character that might emanate therefrom. 211 00:11:14,343 --> 00:11:17,176 I retain animation rights, and we're gonna go back to single dip. 212 00:11:17,279 --> 00:11:18,678 - Done. - Great. What else? 213 00:11:18,781 --> 00:11:20,715 You humiliated me in front of my nephew. 214 00:11:20,816 --> 00:11:22,875 I expect you to fix that. 215 00:11:22,985 --> 00:11:25,920 I want the respect of your son. 216 00:11:26,021 --> 00:11:28,080 You better let me do the talking. 217 00:11:28,190 --> 00:11:31,455 George Michael, your uncle has a request. 218 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,790 One Bluth banana, George Michael. 219 00:11:33,896 --> 00:11:36,797 Go ahead, give it to him. Gob deserves your respect. 220 00:11:36,899 --> 00:11:41,336 And from now on, I want you to do whatever he asks you to do, okay? 221 00:11:41,437 --> 00:11:47,376 After all, he is your uncle, and I think we ought to just embrace that. 222 00:11:47,476 --> 00:11:51,537 - Thank you. - Have I held up my end of the deal? 223 00:11:51,647 --> 00:11:53,615 I can't believe I gave you animation rights. 224 00:11:53,716 --> 00:11:56,810 I hope that doesn't come back and bite me in the ass. 225 00:11:56,919 --> 00:11:59,387 Meanwhile, Lindsay, wanting to prove to Michael... 226 00:11:59,488 --> 00:12:02,218 that she was a charitable person, joined a group of activists... 227 00:12:02,324 --> 00:12:05,885 dedicated to preserving the wetlands. 228 00:12:05,995 --> 00:12:08,896 Yeah. Hi. I'm gonna need a taxi. 229 00:12:08,998 --> 00:12:13,059 I don't know if that smell is you, the car... 230 00:12:13,169 --> 00:12:15,137 something you ate or something you're about to eat... 231 00:12:15,237 --> 00:12:17,603 but my God, you're in a service business! 232 00:12:20,676 --> 00:12:22,906 - Hello. - I'm in the wetlands. 233 00:12:23,012 --> 00:12:25,139 I've got a poker thing, and I'm gonna clean them up. 234 00:12:25,247 --> 00:12:27,943 So the next time you wanna tell me that I'm uncharitable... 235 00:12:28,050 --> 00:12:30,917 why don't you just ask yourself who called you from the wetlands? 236 00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:33,853 - Who is this? - Nice try. You're the selfish one. 237 00:12:33,956 --> 00:12:37,551 Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some nature to save. 238 00:12:42,264 --> 00:12:46,428 While Lindsay was finding it difficult to be truly charitable... 239 00:12:46,535 --> 00:12:50,767 Michael was looking for an opportunity to rise to Lindsay's challenge... 240 00:12:50,873 --> 00:12:54,809 and that's when he recognized his mother's fill-in housekeeper at a bus stop. 241 00:12:54,910 --> 00:12:57,470 Hello there. You're not riding the bus today. 242 00:12:57,580 --> 00:13:00,447 Get in this car. I'm not taking no for an answer. Come on. 243 00:13:00,549 --> 00:13:02,449 Don't make me get out of this car and put you in here myself. 244 00:13:02,551 --> 00:13:04,519 - That's right. Here we go. - Unfortunately, the woman he picked up... 245 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:07,350 wasn't Lupe, but was a total stranger. 246 00:13:07,456 --> 00:13:11,916 And upon seeing bones, a shovel and what appeared to be blood... 247 00:13:13,162 --> 00:13:16,063 she realized he wasn't who she thought he was. 248 00:13:16,165 --> 00:13:20,534 Mister, please. 249 00:13:20,636 --> 00:13:23,469 This is gonna be tricky. I don't speak Spanish. 250 00:13:23,572 --> 00:13:26,006 Yo "escared." 251 00:13:26,108 --> 00:13:29,100 - Uh-huh. - "Izquierdo." I know that one. 252 00:13:29,211 --> 00:13:34,012 Left turn it is, Mrs... They call me selfish. 253 00:13:35,235 --> 00:13:37,829 Michael thought he was helping his mother's housekeeper... 254 00:13:37,937 --> 00:13:41,031 - but he had the wrong woman. - I guess it would just be a guy who... 255 00:13:41,141 --> 00:13:43,302 you know, grabs bananas and runs... 256 00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:46,709 or, uh, a banana that grabs things. 257 00:13:46,813 --> 00:13:49,338 I don't know. Why would a banana grab another banana? 258 00:13:49,449 --> 00:13:51,440 Those are the kind of questions I don't wanna answer. 259 00:13:55,622 --> 00:13:59,114 - Hello. - Oh, Michael, it's so beautiful here. 260 00:13:59,225 --> 00:14:02,626 - You have to come down and see this. - I'm a little busy right now. 261 00:14:02,729 --> 00:14:04,629 I've got someone else in the car with me... 262 00:14:04,731 --> 00:14:09,191 and I'm not going anywhere until she's taken care of. 263 00:14:09,302 --> 00:14:12,294 Look, I screwed up, okay? 264 00:14:12,405 --> 00:14:15,374 I'm lost. And I hate them. I hate the wetlands. 265 00:14:15,475 --> 00:14:18,706 They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere. 266 00:14:18,812 --> 00:14:21,280 And I think I maced a crane, Michael. 267 00:14:21,381 --> 00:14:24,316 Look, you've got Dad's car. Why don't you come pick me up? 268 00:14:24,417 --> 00:14:28,353 Crazy. Loco. 269 00:14:29,589 --> 00:14:32,080 Listen, we gotta make a little detour, okay? 270 00:14:32,192 --> 00:14:35,184 So I hope no one's waiting for you. 271 00:14:35,295 --> 00:14:38,059 In fact, the woman Michael thought was Lupe... 272 00:14:38,164 --> 00:14:40,155 did have people waiting for her... 273 00:14:40,266 --> 00:14:43,258 and they had reported her missing. 274 00:14:45,371 --> 00:14:48,272 The real Lupe, however, was leaving Lucille's for the evening. 275 00:14:48,374 --> 00:14:51,172 Buster, l... 276 00:14:51,277 --> 00:14:53,268 Oh. Hello. 277 00:14:53,379 --> 00:14:56,075 It appears my one-time admirer... 278 00:14:56,182 --> 00:15:00,414 is not planning some grand romantic gesture after all. 279 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:04,012 You know what? It's his loss. 280 00:15:04,124 --> 00:15:07,355 It's his loss. It's his loss! 281 00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:11,123 Gob, meanwhile, was casing the permit office... 282 00:15:11,231 --> 00:15:14,200 following the first rule of surveillance... never get noticed. 283 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:18,532 Carrier Express. 284 00:15:18,638 --> 00:15:22,369 - Say, you're not our regular guy. - No, I'm the substitute. 285 00:15:22,475 --> 00:15:26,138 Hey, Gary, get a picture of me with the new whistling delivery guy. 286 00:15:26,246 --> 00:15:28,976 Gob realized he needed a new plan. 287 00:15:29,082 --> 00:15:31,414 So, I need you to give your father a message for me. 288 00:15:31,518 --> 00:15:34,043 All right. You heard my dad. I have to do whatever you ask me to. 289 00:15:34,154 --> 00:15:36,918 Right. I forgot about that. 290 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:40,618 All right. Take this lock-pick set, break into the permit office for me. 291 00:15:40,727 --> 00:15:43,059 - No, I think I better check with my dad first. - Well... 292 00:15:43,163 --> 00:15:46,326 You're gonna break into a permit office? Sweet. Can I come? 293 00:15:46,432 --> 00:15:49,492 And George Michael saw a chance to get closer to Maeby. 294 00:15:49,602 --> 00:15:52,730 You know, my dad hates to micromanage. Let's just do this. 295 00:15:54,274 --> 00:15:56,174 And back at the wetlands... 296 00:15:56,276 --> 00:15:58,176 Lindsay finally found her taxi. 297 00:15:58,278 --> 00:16:02,374 Oh, good Lord. You smell worse than before. 298 00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:06,111 Oh, my God. It's me! - And in her haste to leave the wetlands... 299 00:16:06,219 --> 00:16:08,346 she forgot to call Michael. 300 00:16:10,123 --> 00:16:15,026 Hey. Hey! Stay there. What are you doing? Get in the car. Don't move. 301 00:16:16,763 --> 00:16:19,664 Lindsay! Linds! 302 00:16:19,766 --> 00:16:21,757 Come on. I'm tired of looking. 303 00:16:21,868 --> 00:16:24,200 She's not here. 304 00:16:24,304 --> 00:16:27,637 She probably never was here. She set me up. 305 00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:30,937 This is probably all about the car. I'm gonna kill her! 306 00:16:31,044 --> 00:16:34,138 Hey! Where are you going? Hello! 307 00:16:35,982 --> 00:16:38,348 I'm trying to help you. 308 00:16:39,886 --> 00:16:41,786 You're welcome. 309 00:16:41,888 --> 00:16:43,788 Meanwhile, Gob met with his father... 310 00:16:43,890 --> 00:16:46,017 to discuss the permit office break-in. 311 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:50,061 So I say to Michael, "If it's so important to Dad, 312 00:16:50,163 --> 00:16:52,358 I'll look past your selfishness and do it." 313 00:16:52,465 --> 00:16:56,731 There's a dentist in here who, uh, took liberties with his patients. 314 00:16:56,836 --> 00:17:01,136 - I'm gonna ask him to look at whatever is happening with you. - Thanks, Pop. 315 00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:04,233 Hey, my stock is never gonna be higher with his gang than it is right now. 316 00:17:04,344 --> 00:17:08,405 Yeah. So have you, uh, made a decision or... 317 00:17:08,514 --> 00:17:10,675 I don't know. I thought I had it down to two... 318 00:17:10,783 --> 00:17:14,719 but then the Haitians made this beautiful pitch. 319 00:17:14,821 --> 00:17:17,949 So, uh, any trouble at the, uh, permit office? 320 00:17:18,057 --> 00:17:20,685 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Easy. 321 00:17:20,793 --> 00:17:23,318 - I delegated, just like you taught me. - Who'd you get? 322 00:17:23,429 --> 00:17:25,329 George Michael. 323 00:17:25,431 --> 00:17:27,331 - My grandson? - Yeah. 324 00:17:28,668 --> 00:17:31,330 You got my 14-year-old grandson to do this. 325 00:17:31,437 --> 00:17:33,530 Under 18 walks out clean. 326 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:39,510 Listen, um, there's a very strict "no touching" policy here, but... 327 00:17:39,612 --> 00:17:43,241 Oh, what the hell. It's worth a week in the hotbox. 328 00:17:43,349 --> 00:17:46,512 - No touching! - You stupid ass. 329 00:17:46,619 --> 00:17:49,588 And George Michael was successful... 330 00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:51,782 - with the lock pick Gob had given him. - What are you doing? 331 00:17:51,891 --> 00:17:53,859 We're supposed to put the form in the wrong file. 332 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,860 I know. I'm just leaving my calling card. 333 00:17:55,962 --> 00:17:57,725 I thought we didn't want anyone to know we were here. 334 00:17:57,830 --> 00:18:00,765 It's a little late for that. Our fingerprints are everywhere. 335 00:18:00,867 --> 00:18:02,767 You said they weren't gonna check for fingerprints. 336 00:18:02,869 --> 00:18:04,769 No. I said don't wear your mittens. 337 00:18:04,871 --> 00:18:06,862 I didn't want you to look stupid on the security camera. 338 00:18:06,973 --> 00:18:09,703 - There's a security camera? - Security breach... 339 00:18:09,809 --> 00:18:11,709 Someone's coming. What do we do? 340 00:18:11,811 --> 00:18:14,041 I don't know. I always get caught. 341 00:18:14,147 --> 00:18:16,513 Save yourself. I'll take the hit. 342 00:18:16,616 --> 00:18:19,551 My record's clean. I got my bike seat stolen once... 343 00:18:19,652 --> 00:18:21,847 but I don't think it counts on your record if you're the victim. 344 00:18:21,954 --> 00:18:23,979 There is a record of this, but it's not like I'm... 345 00:18:24,090 --> 00:18:26,957 Thanks. I'll take the rap next time we do something like this, okay? 346 00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:30,223 Next time. 347 00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:33,561 Hold it! 348 00:18:33,666 --> 00:18:36,260 And Lindsay made it to the Save the Wetlands auction... 349 00:18:36,369 --> 00:18:38,064 - with moments to spare. - Hey, Mom. 350 00:18:38,171 --> 00:18:40,401 Oh, honey. 351 00:18:40,506 --> 00:18:43,907 You're not supposed to show up as the wetlands. 352 00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:47,138 While Lucille was waiting for Buster to show up and bid on her... 353 00:18:47,246 --> 00:18:49,510 Buster was waiting for the other Lucille to leave... 354 00:18:49,615 --> 00:18:51,845 for what he assumed was The Producers... 355 00:18:51,951 --> 00:18:54,818 but was now, in fact, the bachelorette auction. 356 00:18:56,422 --> 00:18:58,822 And Lindsay was finally up for auction... 357 00:18:58,925 --> 00:19:01,416 which Michael arrived just in time to see. 358 00:19:01,527 --> 00:19:04,360 What do I hear for Lindsay Bluth? 359 00:19:04,464 --> 00:19:07,763 Gentlemen, it's a good cause. - And as Michael looked at his sister... 360 00:19:07,867 --> 00:19:12,270 uncertain whether her face was red from embarrassment or the sun damage... 361 00:19:12,372 --> 00:19:15,341 it was clear she had been in the wetlands that day. 362 00:19:16,943 --> 00:19:19,810 One thousand. 363 00:19:19,912 --> 00:19:22,437 Seriously? 364 00:19:22,548 --> 00:19:28,111 Sold... to the man who truly knows what charity is. 365 00:19:28,221 --> 00:19:33,158 - And now, ladies and gentlemen, the lovely Lucille. - Move! Move! Move! Move! 366 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:37,025 - Who is the lucky bachelor... - And Buster showed upjust in time... 367 00:19:37,130 --> 00:19:39,963 Ten thousand dollars! 368 00:19:40,066 --> 00:19:42,694 - Buster! - to bid on the wrong Lucille. 369 00:19:42,802 --> 00:19:45,236 How grand! 370 00:19:45,338 --> 00:19:48,796 How terribly grand! 371 00:19:51,778 --> 00:19:56,306 Well, how embarrassing. My own brother buying me? I'd rather die. 372 00:19:58,017 --> 00:20:01,145 Thank you. Maybe you're not that selfish. 373 00:20:01,254 --> 00:20:04,348 You actually went out there. I was impressed you gave it a shot. 374 00:20:04,457 --> 00:20:06,516 Excuse me. Is this your car? 375 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,427 Yes. It's his. 376 00:20:09,529 --> 00:20:12,760 - You're under arrest... - Ow! Ow! 377 00:20:12,865 --> 00:20:16,858 for the forced abduction of Helen Maria Delgado. 378 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,209 What'd you do? 379 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:27,438 just trying to be a good guy. 380 00:20:27,547 --> 00:20:31,881 Me too. Me too. 381 00:20:31,984 --> 00:20:34,145 Let's go see Pop-Pop. 382 00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:39,920 On the next Arrested Development. 383 00:20:40,026 --> 00:20:44,224 Michael gets a lucky break when Helen makes the same mistake that he did. 384 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,025 - Four. Cuatro. - Four, step forward. 385 00:20:50,703 --> 00:20:53,695 And Gob kicks himself for a bad business decision. 386 00:20:53,806 --> 00:20:55,933 Look, a seagull! 387 00:20:56,042 --> 00:21:00,206 I never should've given up animation rights.