1 00:00:00,653 --> 00:00:04,054 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,157 --> 00:00:06,148 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,259 --> 00:00:08,250 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,767 --> 00:00:15,428 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,638 --> 00:00:22,904 Michael Bluth was fed up with his mother's extravagant spending. 6 00:00:23,009 --> 00:00:25,705 Hey, Mom. Remember we had that conversation about trying to... 7 00:00:25,812 --> 00:00:27,677 cut back on things that aren't necessities? 8 00:00:27,781 --> 00:00:30,579 - Like it was yesterday. - It was this morning... 9 00:00:30,683 --> 00:00:33,311 and now I hear that you've hired a crew for the yacht. 10 00:00:33,420 --> 00:00:37,049 - I'm selling that yacht. - Michael, you haven't heard why I want it. 11 00:00:37,157 --> 00:00:41,491 To throw the most lavish party this town has ever seen for my birthday. 12 00:00:41,594 --> 00:00:44,859 I enjoy bicentennials as much as the next guy, Mom, but we're not doing that. 13 00:00:44,964 --> 00:00:49,230 My neighbor Lucille Austero is constantly throwing parties for herself. 14 00:00:49,335 --> 00:00:52,600 - She's having another one in a week. - I'm not going to that. 15 00:00:52,705 --> 00:00:54,605 Buster had been avoiding Lucille Austero... 16 00:00:54,707 --> 00:00:59,337 since he accidentally flirted with her while not wearing his glasses. 17 00:00:59,446 --> 00:01:02,347 And then accidentally bid on her at a charity bachelorette auction. 18 00:01:02,449 --> 00:01:05,509 - Ten thousand dollars! - Buster. 19 00:01:05,618 --> 00:01:09,179 And then accidentally entered her apartment, thinking it was his mother's. 20 00:01:09,289 --> 00:01:11,416 I need you right now. 21 00:01:11,524 --> 00:01:14,687 Fellas, take a powder. 22 00:01:14,794 --> 00:01:17,661 Oh, here comes the 10:15 conniption, right on time. 23 00:01:17,764 --> 00:01:21,222 Honest to God, Buster, it's like every little thing makes you seize up in terror lately. 24 00:01:21,334 --> 00:01:24,030 I have no idea where you get that from. 25 00:01:24,137 --> 00:01:27,300 Get away from that stove. You're going to light your hair on fire. 26 00:01:28,808 --> 00:01:31,208 He's weak. 27 00:01:31,311 --> 00:01:34,371 Speaking of weak, Mom, what do you got in there, gold bars? 28 00:01:36,149 --> 00:01:39,710 Protein bars for your father. He's pumping up in prison. 29 00:01:39,819 --> 00:01:44,222 - No more parties. Okay, Mom? - You're my third least-favorite child. 30 00:01:44,324 --> 00:01:46,622 I can live with that. 31 00:01:46,726 --> 00:01:50,662 Michael came home to find his mother's fourth least-favorite child. 32 00:01:50,763 --> 00:01:53,926 - Heard you're selling the yacht. - Yeah. I had a couple in there this morning. 33 00:01:54,033 --> 00:01:55,432 Yeah, I know. 34 00:01:59,639 --> 00:02:02,073 Well, they got the Asian right. 35 00:02:02,175 --> 00:02:06,475 "Hotties" might be a stretch. 36 00:02:06,579 --> 00:02:10,140 Well, let's start with the little one. 37 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:13,845 - You're not staying on the yacht, are you? - What do you want me to do? 38 00:02:13,953 --> 00:02:17,582 - Live full-time with Marta? - Or break up with her. 39 00:02:17,690 --> 00:02:20,488 I'm sure there'd be somebody else out there that would appreciate her. 40 00:02:20,593 --> 00:02:22,686 In fact, Michael felt that man was himself. 41 00:02:22,795 --> 00:02:26,697 He had become infatuated with his brother's girlfriend... 42 00:02:26,799 --> 00:02:29,632 and was having difficulty keeping his love a secret. 43 00:02:29,736 --> 00:02:32,261 You have 48 hours to vacate the yacht. 44 00:02:32,372 --> 00:02:36,832 Guys, I've got a great idea. I wanna throw Mom a party. 45 00:02:36,943 --> 00:02:39,776 Would you... I just told Mom no more parties. 46 00:02:39,879 --> 00:02:44,009 I know, Michael. That's why this is the perfect opportunity to throw her a surprise party. 47 00:02:44,117 --> 00:02:46,449 - She'd never suspect it. - Is this her suggestion? 48 00:02:46,553 --> 00:02:50,455 No. I just think it's important to honor your parents. 49 00:02:50,557 --> 00:02:54,357 Why don't you start by visiting Dad in jail? You've never even been there. 50 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:58,089 Michael, do you have any idea what would happen if I were to visit prison? 51 00:02:58,198 --> 00:03:00,359 - Hmm. - It would be pandemonium. 52 00:03:00,466 --> 00:03:02,457 - Mm-hmm. - It'd just give Dad one more reason to think... 53 00:03:02,569 --> 00:03:04,969 that I've got nothing to offer but my looks. 54 00:03:05,071 --> 00:03:09,007 Yeah, I got some of that... except he also didn't like my looks. 55 00:03:10,243 --> 00:03:13,041 Okay, Michael. I will go visit Dad... 56 00:03:13,146 --> 00:03:15,137 if you drive Mom to the restaurant for the surprise party. 57 00:03:15,248 --> 00:03:18,046 I'll just pretend that I'm taking her out that evening. 58 00:03:18,151 --> 00:03:21,348 - Come on. That would never happen. - She can't drive herself. 59 00:03:21,454 --> 00:03:24,423 - I mean, she's the world's worst driver. - Lindsay was not exaggerating. 60 00:03:24,524 --> 00:03:29,484 Lucille had recently been featured on Fox's World's Worst Drivers. 61 00:03:31,097 --> 00:03:33,565 Yeah. I can't believe she got that driver's license renewed. 62 00:03:33,666 --> 00:03:36,863 She didn't. I dummied her up a new one. 63 00:03:36,970 --> 00:03:38,699 Not my best work though. She wanted to look 48. 64 00:03:38,805 --> 00:03:41,365 I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. 65 00:03:41,474 --> 00:03:43,840 We ended up checking "Albino" on the form. 66 00:03:43,943 --> 00:03:46,434 Come on, Michael. Who knows how long our parents are going to be around. 67 00:03:46,546 --> 00:03:49,845 I gotta tell ya. I was over at her place today, and she looked a little frail. 68 00:03:49,949 --> 00:03:53,350 She was having trouble even lifting up this bag of groceries. 69 00:03:53,453 --> 00:03:56,684 All right. We will do the surprise party. 70 00:03:56,789 --> 00:03:59,417 For Gangy? 71 00:03:59,525 --> 00:04:03,518 - Yeah, how did you know? - She called and invited us. 72 00:04:03,630 --> 00:04:07,623 - Okay, so it was her idea. - We don't have to go, do we? 73 00:04:07,734 --> 00:04:11,693 Come on. This is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. 74 00:04:11,804 --> 00:04:16,741 And Lindsay went to the prison to visit her father for the first time. 75 00:04:16,843 --> 00:04:19,368 But didn't get the reception she was expecting. 76 00:04:21,247 --> 00:04:24,239 I wanna thank you for coming here. It took a lot of guts. 77 00:04:24,350 --> 00:04:28,753 The reason I'm here today is because I felt that I needed to say something. 78 00:04:28,855 --> 00:04:31,221 - Oh, okay. - My whole life... 79 00:04:31,324 --> 00:04:33,815 all you've ever praised me for is my looks. 80 00:04:33,926 --> 00:04:36,394 - Oh, no. Your looks... - Yes, Dad. 81 00:04:36,496 --> 00:04:39,124 I mean, it's always been Michael's got the brains... 82 00:04:39,232 --> 00:04:42,895 Gob's got the charm, Buster's got the... 83 00:04:44,170 --> 00:04:46,798 - High-fastening pants. - Have you said that? 84 00:04:46,906 --> 00:04:48,840 No. I'm saying that now. 85 00:04:48,941 --> 00:04:52,069 So, anyway. Look, if you're wondering why I haven't visited... 86 00:04:52,178 --> 00:04:55,511 maybe it's because I wanted to be thought of as more than just a beautiful face. 87 00:04:55,615 --> 00:04:58,584 And a gorgeous head of hair. 88 00:05:00,853 --> 00:05:04,812 Lindsay was surprised once again that no heads were turned. 89 00:05:06,759 --> 00:05:10,820 I'm gonna go shopping. I'll be back tomorrow. 90 00:05:12,699 --> 00:05:12,799 George Michael was finally moving beyond his crush on Maeby... 91 00:05:12,799 --> 00:05:16,326 George Michael was finally moving beyond his crush on Maeby... 92 00:05:16,436 --> 00:05:18,802 and felt happy to have a cousin he couldjust see a movie with. 93 00:05:18,905 --> 00:05:24,104 It was a love between two cousins that the world thought was wrong. 94 00:05:24,210 --> 00:05:29,671 But it was the world that was wrong. 95 00:05:29,782 --> 00:05:32,148 - We have got to see this movie. - Excuse me, kids? 96 00:05:32,251 --> 00:05:34,378 Can I see your I.D.'s? 97 00:05:38,558 --> 00:05:41,618 And Michael was driving his mother to her surprise party. 98 00:05:41,728 --> 00:05:45,186 Where on earth are we going? 99 00:05:45,298 --> 00:05:48,267 Left at the next corner. 100 00:05:48,368 --> 00:05:50,302 - You know, Michael? - Yeah? 101 00:05:50,403 --> 00:05:52,701 I'd be happy to drive if you want me to. 102 00:05:52,805 --> 00:05:56,070 It's better than sitting here with Buster's stupid rock behind me. 103 00:05:56,209 --> 00:05:58,143 Buster had recently brought the rock home... 104 00:05:58,244 --> 00:06:02,374 from an archeological dig, but had yet to find a way to get it out of the car. 105 00:06:02,482 --> 00:06:05,178 Mom, you've already got two strikes on your record. 106 00:06:05,284 --> 00:06:08,651 You strike one more person, and it's technically a spree. 107 00:06:10,690 --> 00:06:15,320 Are we going to the back? Is this what I think it is? 108 00:06:15,428 --> 00:06:19,831 - Surprise! - And she was surprised... 109 00:06:19,932 --> 00:06:24,995 - that her family didn't show up. - So this is what my children think of me. 110 00:06:37,950 --> 00:06:40,544 Where the... was everybody? 111 00:06:40,653 --> 00:06:43,383 - What are you talking about? - Mom's party. Where were you guys? 112 00:06:44,457 --> 00:06:46,357 It's the first I've heard about it. 113 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:51,760 - What about you? Neiman's? - Prison. 114 00:06:51,864 --> 00:06:56,358 Then Neiman's. But only because I'm going back to prison, and they've seen me in this. 115 00:06:56,469 --> 00:07:00,599 Buster? You of all people. Where were you, buddy? 116 00:07:00,706 --> 00:07:02,537 You barely even leave Mom's apartment. 117 00:07:02,642 --> 00:07:06,476 In fact, Buster was worried about running into Lucille 2. 118 00:07:06,579 --> 00:07:08,604 So he never left his mother's apartment. 119 00:07:08,714 --> 00:07:13,515 Lucille 2 was also supposed to go, but was waiting until she saw Buster emerge. 120 00:07:17,924 --> 00:07:20,950 Tonight, Mother was humiliated. 121 00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:23,858 And I wanna throw her another surprise party... a real one. 122 00:07:23,963 --> 00:07:26,295 One where she's not the one that's yelling "Surprise." 123 00:07:26,399 --> 00:07:29,835 - Mom yelled "Surprise"? - Yeah. She went from giddy to devastated. 124 00:07:29,936 --> 00:07:32,461 I mean, it would've been funny if it wasn't so... 125 00:07:32,572 --> 00:07:34,836 Well, it was kind of funny. 126 00:07:34,941 --> 00:07:37,068 What frail act got you this time, Michael? 127 00:07:37,176 --> 00:07:41,613 She couldn't open a jar? What, did a clump of her hair come out in your hands? 128 00:07:41,714 --> 00:07:44,410 No. It was something that she said at dinner. 129 00:07:44,517 --> 00:07:47,145 It's dry. 130 00:07:47,253 --> 00:07:49,813 You know, Mom, I'm sorry you're upset. But, you know... 131 00:07:49,922 --> 00:07:53,915 if you were nicer, then maybe your kids would take better care of you, you know? 132 00:07:54,026 --> 00:07:56,494 Or-Or wanna be with you more. 133 00:08:00,700 --> 00:08:02,759 I've been a horrible mother. 134 00:08:02,869 --> 00:08:05,633 No, Mom. You're great. 135 00:08:05,738 --> 00:08:08,036 You've been a great mother. 136 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:11,439 - Well, you know she's been a horrible mother, right? - You don't have to tell me. 137 00:08:11,544 --> 00:08:15,036 But what was I gonna say? All right? So, it's a party. 138 00:08:16,582 --> 00:08:18,948 I mean, if you're not gonna do it for Mom, do it for me. 139 00:08:19,051 --> 00:08:21,781 Okay. But I think a party's a little excessive. 140 00:08:23,556 --> 00:08:27,185 Um, is it okay if I do it for Mom and not you? 141 00:08:27,293 --> 00:08:30,262 - Yeah. - 'Cause I really like Mom. 142 00:08:30,363 --> 00:08:33,127 We know. 143 00:08:33,232 --> 00:08:35,598 The next day, Buster decided it was time to deal with... 144 00:08:35,701 --> 00:08:38,169 the situation with Lucille Austero. 145 00:08:38,271 --> 00:08:40,899 I've already got a Lucille in my life. 146 00:08:42,975 --> 00:08:46,376 I understand. That's healthy. 147 00:08:46,479 --> 00:08:48,640 I didn't mean to lead you on. 148 00:08:48,748 --> 00:08:51,979 - Oh, Buster. I feel so foolish. - No. 149 00:08:52,084 --> 00:08:56,544 Yes. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. 150 00:08:56,656 --> 00:08:58,851 - Am I needy? - No. 151 00:08:58,958 --> 00:09:02,257 Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. 152 00:09:02,361 --> 00:09:05,330 You know, we're probably not that different, you and me. 153 00:09:05,431 --> 00:09:07,991 You and I. Is it "l" or is it "me"? 154 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:12,935 - Buster, it's us. - Yes. It is us. Us. 155 00:09:26,185 --> 00:09:29,279 Under the pretense of driving his mother somewhere else... 156 00:09:29,388 --> 00:09:31,549 Michael, once again, arrived at the restaurant. 157 00:09:31,657 --> 00:09:34,217 Michael, did you do this again? 158 00:09:34,327 --> 00:09:38,195 - Surprise! - And once again, no one showed up. 159 00:09:38,297 --> 00:09:40,197 Get up. 160 00:09:41,233 --> 00:09:44,896 I told you. They don't support me. 161 00:09:45,004 --> 00:09:47,302 I hate to tell you, Mom, but they don't support me either. 162 00:09:47,406 --> 00:09:50,705 I sat down and I told them this was important to me. 163 00:09:52,111 --> 00:09:57,413 - You did that for me? - I let you drive, didn't I? 164 00:09:57,516 --> 00:10:00,974 Yes, you did, Michael, and I'm loving it. 165 00:10:01,087 --> 00:10:04,545 You're a good son. You always do things for others. 166 00:10:04,657 --> 00:10:06,887 You're the only one holding this family together. 167 00:10:06,993 --> 00:10:09,553 And you see a lot more than I give you credit for, Mom. 168 00:10:09,662 --> 00:10:13,120 You're not just concerned with yourself. You care about the family. 169 00:10:14,367 --> 00:10:16,392 Hey. Is that Gob? 170 00:10:16,502 --> 00:10:20,063 It's an idiot on a scooter at night? It's gotta be Gob. 171 00:10:20,172 --> 00:10:23,300 - Let's give him a scare. - Hmm? 172 00:10:23,409 --> 00:10:27,072 - No, Mom. I don't think we should. - A nice little scare. 173 00:10:27,179 --> 00:10:32,617 Hey, big shot, too busy to go to your mother's party? 174 00:10:32,718 --> 00:10:36,347 Mom, that is not Gob. Mom! Mom! 175 00:10:47,533 --> 00:10:51,162 You okay, sir? 176 00:10:51,270 --> 00:10:54,671 Yeah. I guess. How's my mom? She's so frail. 177 00:10:54,774 --> 00:10:58,733 I'm fine. I'm fine. I was thrown clear. 178 00:10:58,844 --> 00:11:01,608 I only care about you. 179 00:11:07,419 --> 00:11:11,116 - How are you feeling? - Actually, my head does not hurt at all. 180 00:11:11,223 --> 00:11:15,182 - What did you give me? - Your mother asked me to pump you full of... 181 00:11:15,293 --> 00:11:19,127 - Children's aspirin. - Okay. 182 00:11:19,231 --> 00:11:23,361 You know, it's funny. I remember, um, leaving the restaurant. 183 00:11:23,468 --> 00:11:26,266 And then, uh, I was driving, I guess. 184 00:11:26,371 --> 00:11:28,532 l-I just... I cannot picture it. 185 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,267 That's pretty common, actually. 186 00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:33,936 It's just short-term memory loss from the bump on the back of your head. 187 00:11:34,046 --> 00:11:37,607 I can't believe I did this. My insurance rates are gonna go through the roof. 188 00:11:37,716 --> 00:11:42,153 That's not what matters now. Here, get comfortable. Scoot up. 189 00:11:42,254 --> 00:11:45,815 "Scoot"? Scooter. Was there a scooter involved? 190 00:11:45,924 --> 00:11:49,860 Oh, dear. I can't believe I did that. 191 00:11:49,961 --> 00:11:53,089 - I am so sorry. I'll get you some air. - I hardly felt it. 192 00:11:53,198 --> 00:11:56,065 In fact, actually, uh, I didn't feel it. 193 00:11:56,168 --> 00:11:59,604 What was that? 194 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:05,732 Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? 195 00:12:05,844 --> 00:12:10,144 It was a wild, wild ride. 196 00:12:10,248 --> 00:12:12,876 But is this something we can do? 197 00:12:12,984 --> 00:12:15,953 Is this something society will allow? 198 00:12:16,054 --> 00:12:18,545 I don't care what other people think. 199 00:12:18,657 --> 00:12:24,118 My God, for the first time in years I felt like I was standing on solid ground. 200 00:12:24,229 --> 00:12:27,562 You know, my panic attacks have decreased. 201 00:12:27,666 --> 00:12:32,296 I feel confident. I'm feeling proud even. 202 00:12:32,404 --> 00:12:36,238 I mean, for the first time in my life... 203 00:12:42,047 --> 00:12:44,072 I'll call Dr. Miller. 204 00:12:44,182 --> 00:12:47,310 Oh. Excuse me. 205 00:12:47,419 --> 00:12:51,879 Hello. Oh, my God. I'm getting my gauze. 206 00:12:51,990 --> 00:12:55,448 You know, I should call George Michael. I'm worried about my son. 207 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:59,462 I'm worried about my son. George Michael will be fine with his aunt and uncle. 208 00:12:59,564 --> 00:13:03,022 I want you resting, not using the phone. 209 00:13:03,135 --> 00:13:08,573 - Let me take care of you. - You know, you really are more generous than I can remember. 210 00:13:08,673 --> 00:13:11,642 But that's what a parent does, huh? You put your kid first? 211 00:13:14,012 --> 00:13:16,572 Rest up, sweetie. You gave me quite a scare. 212 00:13:18,683 --> 00:13:22,585 Scare. Did somebody say, "Let's give him a sc..." 213 00:13:22,687 --> 00:13:27,647 What is the matter with me? Clumsy Clara. 214 00:13:27,759 --> 00:13:31,217 Totally cool. Didn't feel a thing. You know, Mom, I'm crazy about this aspirin. 215 00:13:31,329 --> 00:13:34,423 I can't believe we give it to children. 216 00:13:34,533 --> 00:13:38,196 Gob, meanwhile, was being visited by Michael's son, George Michael. 217 00:13:38,303 --> 00:13:40,362 Michael? George Michael. 218 00:13:40,472 --> 00:13:43,032 - You've gotta go. - Wait. 219 00:13:43,141 --> 00:13:45,769 Uncle Gob, is this a bad time? 220 00:13:45,877 --> 00:13:49,176 No. Are you kidding? So, what's up? 221 00:13:49,281 --> 00:13:52,682 I, uh, need you to make some fake I.D.'s for me and Maeby. 222 00:13:52,784 --> 00:13:55,582 - Like a passport? - Yeah, yeah. That'd be great. 223 00:13:55,687 --> 00:13:59,714 Oh, and, uh, preferably French. I like the way they think. 224 00:13:59,825 --> 00:14:03,659 Look, I don't want you thinking that your uncle is some sleazy character from the docks. 225 00:14:03,762 --> 00:14:06,253 - Good morning. - How are you? 226 00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:11,662 She's an Olympian... hopeful. 227 00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:16,571 Swimming and some coaching. Yes, I will make the I.D.'s for you. 228 00:14:16,675 --> 00:14:18,734 But we're gonna have to make this quick. Your dad wants me out of here by noon. 229 00:14:18,844 --> 00:14:21,404 I wouldn't worry about him. He's staying at Gangy's. 230 00:14:21,513 --> 00:14:23,572 Yeah, he got in a car accident on the way back from her birthday party. 231 00:14:23,682 --> 00:14:26,150 - Man, I told him not to let her drive. - No. It was him driving. 232 00:14:26,251 --> 00:14:29,982 She's taking good care of him too. She won't even let him use the phone. 233 00:14:30,088 --> 00:14:34,422 - So you're telling me that he can't go anywhere and he's incommunicado? - Right. 234 00:14:34,526 --> 00:14:37,984 That's when Gob decided to take the yacht to South America for the summer. 235 00:14:38,096 --> 00:14:41,497 I gotta alert this boat's crew. 236 00:14:42,601 --> 00:14:44,694 They'll be devastated. 237 00:14:46,404 --> 00:14:50,738 Lindsay put on her new outfit and returned to prison. 238 00:14:58,350 --> 00:15:02,309 Back at Lucille's, Michael was still piecing together the accident. 239 00:15:02,420 --> 00:15:05,218 - Hey, Buster. - Hey, brother. 240 00:15:07,058 --> 00:15:09,618 - Dr. Miller? - Yeah. 241 00:15:09,728 --> 00:15:14,188 I just jumped through a plate glass window on a date. 242 00:15:14,299 --> 00:15:16,233 Oh. Well, women love to laugh. 243 00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:20,862 It was worth it to be away from Mom's controlling grasp. 244 00:15:20,972 --> 00:15:25,238 Buster, what's going on? What happened to your head? 245 00:15:25,343 --> 00:15:28,938 Nothing. Gob was just teaching me how to hit it with a hammer. 246 00:15:29,047 --> 00:15:31,515 Gob was there. 247 00:15:31,616 --> 00:15:34,244 Gob was on his scooter. 248 00:15:34,352 --> 00:15:36,252 I think I wanted to hit Gob. 249 00:15:36,354 --> 00:15:41,087 Yes. That is exactly what happened. You wanted to give Gob a scare. 250 00:15:41,192 --> 00:15:42,989 I don't know why. 251 00:15:45,764 --> 00:15:47,425 I think I do. 252 00:15:49,501 --> 00:15:51,469 Thanks, Mom. 253 00:15:54,939 --> 00:15:57,908 George Sr. was once again being visited by his daughter. 254 00:15:58,009 --> 00:16:00,136 That's it. I don't want... You can't... I don't... 255 00:16:00,244 --> 00:16:02,235 Please, you gotta stop coming here. 256 00:16:02,347 --> 00:16:04,281 It is obvious I'm not wearing a bra, right? 257 00:16:04,382 --> 00:16:09,684 I can't take this anymore. I, um... Uh, I'm paying far too big a price for this. 258 00:16:09,787 --> 00:16:12,984 Well, what about me? This is the third time I've come here. 259 00:16:13,091 --> 00:16:17,152 - I haven't even been remotely harassed. - That is not what I'm paying for. 260 00:16:17,261 --> 00:16:20,355 Have I lost it? Did I ever even have it? 261 00:16:20,465 --> 00:16:22,592 I'm paying thousands of dollars in Krugerrands. 262 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,930 - What? - Gold. Krugerrands. 263 00:16:25,036 --> 00:16:29,166 Your mother snuck 'em in here stuffed in energy bar wrappers... 264 00:16:29,273 --> 00:16:33,209 to keep me from getting strangled in the shower or worse. 265 00:16:33,311 --> 00:16:36,610 - Stabbed? - In a way. 266 00:16:36,714 --> 00:16:39,842 I used them to pay off the other guys. 267 00:16:39,951 --> 00:16:44,945 To stop them from hollering obscenities at my... my little girl. 268 00:16:45,056 --> 00:16:49,459 But you keep coming back here, honey, and I'm going broke. 269 00:16:51,162 --> 00:16:53,790 That's all I ever wanted from you, Daddy. 270 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,298 For you to spend money on me. 271 00:16:59,904 --> 00:17:02,065 No touching! 272 00:17:03,408 --> 00:17:06,036 Gob, I want you to move back on to the yacht. 273 00:17:06,144 --> 00:17:09,272 The yacht? What makes you think I'd want to now? 274 00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:11,314 Well, I know that you've been looking for... 275 00:17:11,416 --> 00:17:12,815 What was that? 276 00:17:12,917 --> 00:17:14,885 I think that was on your end. 277 00:17:14,986 --> 00:17:18,353 The truth is, I can wait on selling the yacht. It's just money, right? 278 00:17:18,456 --> 00:17:21,084 Wow. How hard did you hit that steering wheel? 279 00:17:21,192 --> 00:17:24,320 - I actually hit the back of my head. - The back of your head? 280 00:17:24,429 --> 00:17:28,126 Yeah. Gob, the accident only happened because... 281 00:17:28,232 --> 00:17:30,700 I was trying to scare you. 282 00:17:30,802 --> 00:17:33,862 - Maybe even hurt you. - That doesn't sound like you. 283 00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:35,871 It sounds like Mom. 284 00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:38,703 Can we please just lay off Mom for a change? 285 00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:42,405 She's the one that helped me remember what happened. I'm the bad guy here. Not her. 286 00:17:42,513 --> 00:17:47,382 And definitely not you, so, would you please just take the yacht? 287 00:17:47,485 --> 00:17:50,045 I'll think about it. 288 00:17:51,956 --> 00:17:55,414 South America sounds good. 289 00:17:55,526 --> 00:17:58,825 But a chance to expose Mom? 290 00:17:58,930 --> 00:18:03,230 - Turn this skiff around. - We haven't even left the dock. 291 00:18:04,869 --> 00:18:07,099 But "skiff" is appropriate, right? 292 00:18:07,238 --> 00:18:10,901 Gob rushed to shore to spare his brother... 293 00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:13,135 from what he was certain were his mother's machinations. 294 00:18:13,244 --> 00:18:16,213 - What are you doing? - Hey. Open this door. 295 00:18:16,314 --> 00:18:18,282 - You've been set up. - Michael! 296 00:18:18,382 --> 00:18:21,180 There's no way you were trying to hurt me. You don't hate me. 297 00:18:21,285 --> 00:18:23,879 Mom hates me. You kind of like me. 298 00:18:23,988 --> 00:18:25,615 - Yeah. I kind of like you. - Yeah. 299 00:18:25,723 --> 00:18:28,556 - Michael, I need your help. - Coming. 300 00:18:28,659 --> 00:18:31,594 - Ow! I got hit back there. - Right! 301 00:18:31,696 --> 00:18:34,995 On the back of the head, which means that you couldn't have hit the steering wheel. 302 00:18:35,099 --> 00:18:38,068 Mom must have clubbed you with a champagne bottle or something so she could drive. 303 00:18:38,169 --> 00:18:40,831 - Gob, how'd you figure it out? - It's funny you should ask that... 304 00:18:40,938 --> 00:18:43,236 No. He didn't figure anything out. 305 00:18:43,341 --> 00:18:46,435 I probably got hit on the back of the head because of Buster's rock. 306 00:18:46,544 --> 00:18:49,513 Hey, big shot! 307 00:18:50,848 --> 00:18:52,975 Which was behind the passenger seat. 308 00:18:53,084 --> 00:18:57,248 Which means that she picked you up and dragged you over to the driver's seat. 309 00:18:57,355 --> 00:19:00,756 Mom can't pick me up. She could barely pick up that bag of protein bars. 310 00:19:02,193 --> 00:19:03,922 Guess what? They weren't protein bars. 311 00:19:04,028 --> 00:19:08,488 They were gold Krugerrands. And Dad finally paid attention to my intellect. 312 00:19:08,599 --> 00:19:10,260 - Open this door! - Gob, this is nuts. 313 00:19:10,368 --> 00:19:12,996 Mother is frail. 314 00:19:13,104 --> 00:19:15,766 - Stop this nonsense this instant! - You set him up, Mom. 315 00:19:15,873 --> 00:19:19,172 I was halfway to South America, but I couldn't let you get away with it... 316 00:19:19,277 --> 00:19:22,735 because we're brothers, Mom, and we kind of like each other. 317 00:19:24,949 --> 00:19:28,385 - You were going to South America? - I don't think so. 318 00:19:30,888 --> 00:19:33,686 Mom, you and I were getting along so well. I was thinking so highly of you. 319 00:19:33,791 --> 00:19:36,385 How could you make me think this was all my fault? 320 00:19:36,494 --> 00:19:38,792 Because if you knew it was my fault, you would've turned against me. 321 00:19:38,896 --> 00:19:43,230 And I had finally gotten you on my side. You were sticking up for me. 322 00:19:43,334 --> 00:19:45,564 l-I don't even remember you ever doing that before. 323 00:19:45,670 --> 00:19:48,366 I just want my children to love me. 324 00:19:48,472 --> 00:19:52,636 Stop lying. Stop manipulating. Just be nicer. 325 00:19:52,743 --> 00:19:54,802 But... 326 00:20:01,953 --> 00:20:03,921 You're right. 327 00:20:09,327 --> 00:20:12,387 I'm a horrible mother. 328 00:20:14,966 --> 00:20:18,697 - No, no, Mom. You're great. - That's crazy talk. 329 00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:21,203 - You're a fantastic mother. - I can't believe what I'm hearing, Mother. 330 00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:23,500 Oh, we do. We really love you. 331 00:20:23,608 --> 00:20:25,576 On the next Arrested Development. 332 00:20:25,676 --> 00:20:29,806 George Michael and Maeby sneak back into Les Cousins Dangereux. 333 00:20:29,914 --> 00:20:32,678 Excuse me. You're too young to be holding that ticket. 334 00:20:32,783 --> 00:20:34,444 - Let's go. - I can't go to jail. 335 00:20:34,552 --> 00:20:37,680 - Let's just watch cartoons. - Sir, we will not be starting with Les Cousins... 336 00:20:37,788 --> 00:20:41,417 - until you leave. - Excuse me, but I thought my A.A.R.P. card... 337 00:20:41,525 --> 00:20:44,983 - was good for one and a guest. - You know what? I knew society would never accept this. 338 00:20:45,096 --> 00:20:50,056 And they never will. - Michael's insurance takes another hit. 339 00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:57,634 Ow! 340 00:20:57,742 --> 00:21:00,438 I was definitely driving that time.