1 00:00:01,655 --> 00:00:04,556 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,658 --> 00:00:06,649 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,751 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,268 --> 00:00:15,929 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,906 --> 00:00:21,841 Michael was preparing for a meeting with the Bluth Company board... 6 00:00:21,942 --> 00:00:24,467 to decide what to do with some recently unfrozen funds. 7 00:00:24,578 --> 00:00:26,842 Wow. Exciting, huh? 8 00:00:26,947 --> 00:00:29,882 - Finally getting some money. - What do you want, Lindsay? 9 00:00:29,983 --> 00:00:32,816 - I'd like some of that money. - Well, this money is for land. 10 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,081 Okay? We're not gonna burn through it like Dad did when he was in charge. 11 00:00:35,188 --> 00:00:38,180 With his bad investments, and his corrupt dealings... 12 00:00:38,292 --> 00:00:40,192 - Mother's neck. - No, that was a good investment. 13 00:00:40,294 --> 00:00:42,194 It is easier to look at now, isn't it? 14 00:00:42,296 --> 00:00:46,756 What if I told you that the money was for something really worthwhile? 15 00:00:46,867 --> 00:00:48,858 - Like what? - I want to have an affair. 16 00:00:48,969 --> 00:00:53,269 Now, I'm not sure with who yet, but I'll need lingerie, waxings... 17 00:00:53,373 --> 00:00:55,273 These are some real costs, Michael. 18 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:59,209 - I take it things aren't getting better with Tobias. - What's that supposed to mean? 19 00:00:59,313 --> 00:01:02,840 Things hadn't been getting better with Michael's sister and her husband. 20 00:01:02,950 --> 00:01:05,578 Even after she came up with a plan to get his attention. 21 00:01:05,686 --> 00:01:07,586 Oh, my God. Listen to the radio. 22 00:01:07,688 --> 00:01:11,385 I haven't heard this song since we first started dating. 23 00:01:11,491 --> 00:01:15,086 I just feel like using my body. 24 00:01:15,195 --> 00:01:19,495 Well, Lindsay, could you use it over there? I'm trying to grow. 25 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,296 Yeah. It's clear that's not gonna happen. 26 00:01:22,402 --> 00:01:25,667 We had sex once in the last year, and he just laid there. 27 00:01:25,772 --> 00:01:27,672 All right. Look, this money is for land. 28 00:01:27,774 --> 00:01:29,674 I'm not gonna give you money to have an affair. 29 00:01:29,776 --> 00:01:32,108 Why don't you pick something else to boost up your self-worth? 30 00:01:32,212 --> 00:01:34,874 How about, uh, charity? Why don't you get back to your roots? 31 00:01:34,982 --> 00:01:37,849 Well, it has been a while. All right! 32 00:01:37,951 --> 00:01:40,511 I'm gonna go do that right now. 33 00:01:40,621 --> 00:01:42,987 You're gonna go get your hair done, aren't you? 34 00:01:44,091 --> 00:01:46,958 Well, if I'm gonna have an affair... 35 00:01:49,062 --> 00:01:52,759 Michael got a message he intended to ignore. 36 00:01:52,866 --> 00:01:54,766 Until he read the next line. 37 00:01:54,868 --> 00:01:58,599 - A matter ofland, Mom? - Oh, that's funny. 38 00:01:58,705 --> 00:02:03,267 I meant "a matter of 'L' and 'D'..." Life and death. 39 00:02:03,377 --> 00:02:05,208 What is the matter of life and death? 40 00:02:05,312 --> 00:02:08,110 Buster's jaw clicks when he eats. 41 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:10,513 I think it's what's driving his friends away. 42 00:02:10,617 --> 00:02:13,347 I sent him to Canada for an operation. 43 00:02:13,453 --> 00:02:15,683 So I'll need some of that new money that just came in. 44 00:02:15,789 --> 00:02:18,087 You know, Mom, if you want an operation that's really gonna help him... 45 00:02:18,191 --> 00:02:20,523 you ought to have them finally cut that cord. 46 00:02:20,627 --> 00:02:22,959 - He needs me. - He doesn't need you. 47 00:02:23,063 --> 00:02:26,726 You coddle him. He's too old to go running to his mommy with all his problems. 48 00:02:26,833 --> 00:02:29,996 I seem to remember a certain someone... 49 00:02:30,103 --> 00:02:33,971 running to Mommy when his algebra teacher made an example of him. 50 00:02:34,074 --> 00:02:37,942 Michael had been suspended when another boy cheated offhis test. 51 00:02:38,045 --> 00:02:40,536 Tracy won't marry me. I won't get a job, and... 52 00:02:43,016 --> 00:02:45,712 What is this? What's happening? 53 00:02:45,819 --> 00:02:47,753 Let Mama take care of it. 54 00:02:47,854 --> 00:02:52,154 I'll have a little chat with Mr. Vandenbosch. 55 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:55,660 The next day, Mr. Vandenbosch was not in school. 56 00:02:55,762 --> 00:02:58,390 He was never heard from again. 57 00:02:58,498 --> 00:03:03,333 I know life is not fair to women. Your children grow up, and they don't need you anymore. 58 00:03:03,437 --> 00:03:06,873 And I seem to remember a certain grown man... 59 00:03:06,973 --> 00:03:08,873 who completely fell apart two weeks ago... 60 00:03:08,975 --> 00:03:12,843 when I taped over the Nova special that had the girl on it he liked. 61 00:03:12,946 --> 00:03:16,177 That was Buster. That's my point. 62 00:03:19,786 --> 00:03:23,017 George Michael, meanwhile, was at the frozen banana stand... 63 00:03:23,123 --> 00:03:25,023 when he thought he spotted a familiar face: 64 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:28,094 Pop-Pop? 65 00:03:28,195 --> 00:03:30,789 Sorry, miss. Pop-Pop! 66 00:03:30,897 --> 00:03:33,365 - You think you saw Pop-Pop? - But with hair! Which is probably why... 67 00:03:33,467 --> 00:03:35,731 - he asked for my hair, remember? - Give Pop-Pop your hair! 68 00:03:35,836 --> 00:03:38,031 - Give me the hair! - It all adds up. 69 00:03:38,138 --> 00:03:42,074 He stole somebody's hair, made a wig, knocked out the guard... 70 00:03:42,175 --> 00:03:44,769 tunnelled his way through a sewer line, and then stopped to get a candy apple... 71 00:03:44,878 --> 00:03:47,711 - on his way to Mexico! - Of course! 72 00:03:47,814 --> 00:03:50,009 - You're mocking me. - Of course. 73 00:03:50,117 --> 00:03:53,780 Listen, I know what I saw, Maeby. And there's no other explanation. 74 00:03:53,887 --> 00:03:56,754 So listen. My twin brother's in town. I want you to take care ofhim. 75 00:03:56,857 --> 00:03:59,257 - You still see Uncle Oscar? - Tell you what. 76 00:03:59,359 --> 00:04:02,123 Give him ten grand from the, uh, new cash. 77 00:04:02,229 --> 00:04:05,460 - Just send him on his way. - Dad, the money is for the business, okay? 78 00:04:05,565 --> 00:04:07,556 - I'm not just gonna hand it all out. - Michael! 79 00:04:07,667 --> 00:04:09,999 This is my brother. Do you know what it's like to have a sibling... 80 00:04:10,103 --> 00:04:12,003 who has no source of income except for you? 81 00:04:12,105 --> 00:04:15,472 just one? No. No idea. It sounds wonderful though. 82 00:04:15,575 --> 00:04:17,839 Look, the board is watching every move I make. 83 00:04:17,944 --> 00:04:21,937 EspeciallyJordan. He's just waiting for me to screw up, so he can blow the whistle on me. 84 00:04:22,048 --> 00:04:23,845 Why don't you just buy him out of his stock? 85 00:04:23,950 --> 00:04:26,316 No, no. He wants twice the value. But... 86 00:04:26,419 --> 00:04:28,853 Listen. Stop tellin' me what to do with the money, please? 87 00:04:28,955 --> 00:04:32,322 I've got a plan for the board meeting that's gonna take the gun right out ofJordan's hand. 88 00:04:32,425 --> 00:04:35,155 Listen, you've got the money now. And you know my price. 89 00:04:35,262 --> 00:04:37,162 You don't need a whistle-blower around here. 90 00:04:37,264 --> 00:04:39,664 Interesting choice of words, Mr. Jordan. 91 00:04:39,766 --> 00:04:41,791 He's right. We don't need a whistle-blower. 92 00:04:41,902 --> 00:04:45,963 We need a building full of whistle-blowers. 93 00:04:46,072 --> 00:04:47,972 Okay? Whistles. 94 00:04:48,074 --> 00:04:52,033 I want this place to be honest. That's exactly why I had these made up for us. 95 00:04:52,145 --> 00:04:55,478 When you see something wrong, I wa... 96 00:04:55,582 --> 00:04:58,346 There you go. I want you to report it. I want you to... 97 00:04:58,451 --> 00:05:01,386 Exactly. Just like that. 98 00:05:01,488 --> 00:05:03,479 I want us to police ourselves as vigilant... 99 00:05:03,590 --> 00:05:06,320 Let's wait till something actually happens though. Okay, good fun. 100 00:05:06,426 --> 00:05:08,326 All right. Hey. Enough! 101 00:05:08,428 --> 00:05:11,158 45, 46, 47... 102 00:05:11,264 --> 00:05:13,528 Okay, there's still three whistles left out there. 103 00:05:13,633 --> 00:05:15,965 Who's got the whistles? 104 00:05:16,069 --> 00:05:18,833 - He kept one. - There's a good example of whistle-blowing. 105 00:05:18,939 --> 00:05:22,841 But you've kept yours, so it's hurting your case. 106 00:05:22,943 --> 00:05:25,309 I was in the bathroom when you asked for it back. 107 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:27,573 - No, he wasn't. - In any event... 108 00:05:27,681 --> 00:05:29,808 we are going to be responsible with this money. 109 00:05:29,916 --> 00:05:32,214 Michael, I hope I'm not interrupting anything... 110 00:05:32,319 --> 00:05:37,086 but I'd love to get a hunk of that new company money. 111 00:05:37,190 --> 00:05:41,627 I just need to prove to my wife that I can act like a man. 112 00:05:41,728 --> 00:05:46,097 And it's not about sex. I don't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. 113 00:05:46,199 --> 00:05:50,158 - That's not what I was thinking. - Sorry, I just... 114 00:05:50,270 --> 00:05:52,864 - A quick question for Michael. - Is this about the money? 115 00:05:52,973 --> 00:05:55,942 - No! - What do you want? 116 00:05:56,042 --> 00:05:59,102 It's not about money in the sense that I'm saying, "Here, Michael, take some money." 117 00:05:59,212 --> 00:06:03,012 It's just more of a "May I have some?" kind of visit. 118 00:06:03,116 --> 00:06:05,346 Don't you have a wife that you can ask now? 119 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:06,720 - She left me. - For Tobias? 120 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:07,687 - She left me. - For Tobias? 121 00:06:07,787 --> 00:06:09,687 - For me? - No! 122 00:06:09,789 --> 00:06:13,190 - She doesn't even like you. - I'm in love with your brother-in-law. 123 00:06:13,293 --> 00:06:16,194 You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army? 124 00:06:16,296 --> 00:06:19,356 - No. Your sister's husband. - Michael? Michael! 125 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:21,866 - No, that's your sister's brother. - I'm my sister's brother. 126 00:06:21,968 --> 00:06:25,426 - You're in love with me. Me! - I'm in love with Tobias. 127 00:06:25,538 --> 00:06:28,530 - My brother-in-law? - I know it can never be. So I'm leaving. 128 00:06:28,642 --> 00:06:31,270 - I'm enlisting in the army. - To be with your brother. 129 00:06:31,378 --> 00:06:33,608 - No! - Anyway, I can't be expected to live... 130 00:06:33,713 --> 00:06:36,477 on the $800-a-month army-wife stipend that I'm gonna get. 131 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:38,881 They just don't support the spouses. 132 00:06:38,985 --> 00:06:43,422 You don't want to end up like Uncle Oscar, okay? Living off handouts your whole life. 133 00:06:43,523 --> 00:06:45,388 Why don't you come up with a way to make money? 134 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:48,791 A suggestion of something to invest in, or maybe, uh, maybe a business idea? 135 00:06:48,895 --> 00:06:51,728 Well, I've always wanted to remake Annie Hall. 136 00:06:51,831 --> 00:06:56,564 Except I wouldn't want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola though. 137 00:06:56,670 --> 00:06:59,230 Oh, but give me an old pro, like a Robert Redford? 138 00:06:59,339 --> 00:07:02,001 Oh, I'd jump into bed with him in a second. 139 00:07:02,108 --> 00:07:05,475 And I wouldn't just lie there, Michael Bluth... 140 00:07:05,578 --> 00:07:08,843 - if that's what you're thinking. - Actually, that time that was what I was thinking. 141 00:07:08,949 --> 00:07:13,750 And later that day, Maeby spotted something interesting. 142 00:07:18,224 --> 00:07:22,923 Lindsay, meanwhile, arrived at the salon hoping to increase her self-esteem. 143 00:07:23,029 --> 00:07:26,726 Unfortunately, her stylist hadjust been called up by his reserve unit. 144 00:07:26,833 --> 00:07:29,267 - What's happening? Where are you going? - I'm not allowed to tell. 145 00:07:29,369 --> 00:07:33,772 - It's the war. - Come on! These salon wars have got to stop! 146 00:07:33,873 --> 00:07:36,501 The war, Lindsay. The real war. 147 00:07:36,609 --> 00:07:39,840 Lindsay was stunned, notjust that she was losing her stylist... 148 00:07:39,946 --> 00:07:42,574 but that apparently, there was a war going on. 149 00:07:42,682 --> 00:07:45,446 Well, I'm protesting this war. You're my friend... 150 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:47,713 and I'm not gonna let Shauna cut my hair. 151 00:07:47,821 --> 00:07:49,880 I'm going to take a stand. 152 00:07:49,990 --> 00:07:53,016 And Lindsay found a solution to her self-esteem problem. 153 00:07:53,126 --> 00:07:57,085 Gob and Tobias, meanwhile, were brainstorming at a local coffee shop. 154 00:07:57,197 --> 00:07:59,791 - I need a cup of coffee to focus. - It's so crowded in here. 155 00:07:59,899 --> 00:08:04,029 I can't think. Okay. What is it that people need? 156 00:08:04,137 --> 00:08:06,469 People love to carbo-load. 157 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:08,871 - The bagel place. - There you go. 158 00:08:08,975 --> 00:08:12,741 - Hey, guys. What's goin' on? - Just researching our investment. 159 00:08:12,846 --> 00:08:15,679 Oh, yeah. Coffee places. I've thought about these. 160 00:08:15,782 --> 00:08:19,479 I'll tell you what. You guys come up with a proposal, we'll try one. 161 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:21,986 Gob and Tobias accidentally had Michael on the hook... 162 00:08:22,088 --> 00:08:24,556 and they didn't want to blow the deal. 163 00:08:32,432 --> 00:08:34,332 I guess that's a response. 164 00:08:34,434 --> 00:08:37,198 - Hey, Nephew. - Oh, hey! 165 00:08:37,303 --> 00:08:39,203 Uncle Oscar. How are you doin'? 166 00:08:39,305 --> 00:08:41,865 Wow, you are like, like a rock. 167 00:08:41,975 --> 00:08:44,409 - Oh, the tension! Come on. - Oh, okay. That's plenty. 168 00:08:44,511 --> 00:08:47,173 - Okay. That's the pancreas right there. - What's happening now? 169 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,271 The two men reconnected... 170 00:08:49,382 --> 00:08:52,249 - neither one anxious to bring up the issue at hand. - One on the lips. 171 00:08:52,352 --> 00:08:56,015 Obviously, Dad's in prison now. I'm running the business a little bit differently. 172 00:08:56,122 --> 00:08:58,249 - You do the best with what you have. - Yeah. 173 00:08:58,358 --> 00:09:02,021 - I have lemons, I make lemonade. - That's a very positive attitude. 174 00:09:02,128 --> 00:09:05,757 I hate the lemonade business. I hate the grind. You have to grind so many... 175 00:09:05,865 --> 00:09:07,890 - lemons. - You're not a very metaphorical person, are you? 176 00:09:08,001 --> 00:09:10,765 - I need money. - I know. 177 00:09:10,870 --> 00:09:14,101 Ah, I cannot tell you how that has weighed on me. 178 00:09:14,207 --> 00:09:16,437 Mm. 179 00:09:16,543 --> 00:09:20,309 Why don't we sit over here? 180 00:09:20,413 --> 00:09:25,316 So I've got too many people watching me too closely. 181 00:09:25,418 --> 00:09:29,377 So, if you're willing to work, or if you have something of value... 182 00:09:29,489 --> 00:09:32,083 The only thing I have of value is my land. 183 00:09:32,192 --> 00:09:34,786 I could give you the rights to "All You Need Are Smiles." 184 00:09:34,894 --> 00:09:38,125 That was a song I wrote for David Cassidy; he was gonna sing it on The Mike Douglas Show. 185 00:09:38,231 --> 00:09:40,825 But he was too embarrassed to do it in front ofJohn and Yoko. 186 00:09:40,934 --> 00:09:44,392 - Tell me about the land. - It's a couple hundred acres... 187 00:09:44,504 --> 00:09:46,734 of lemon groves, right near Camp Pendleton. 188 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:49,308 If you're willing to part with that land, Uncle Oscar... 189 00:09:49,409 --> 00:09:52,776 I can guarantee you a little bit more than that $10,000. 190 00:09:52,879 --> 00:09:56,781 To be honest, I've often thought of giving it up to pursue my... my lost love. 191 00:09:58,017 --> 00:10:00,212 The love that was taken from me. 192 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:03,756 I hope that was the espresso machine. 193 00:10:03,857 --> 00:10:06,417 Michael made the trip to survey the land. 194 00:10:06,526 --> 00:10:09,324 It was, indeed, beautiful. 195 00:10:09,429 --> 00:10:12,626 And the next day, he went to his father to tell him. 196 00:10:12,732 --> 00:10:14,632 - You give that gift to my brother? - Gift? No. 197 00:10:14,734 --> 00:10:17,532 I did not give him a gift. I told you. The money was for investing... 198 00:10:17,637 --> 00:10:20,197 - and that's exactly what I did with it, Pop. - Oh, Michael! 199 00:10:20,306 --> 00:10:22,638 This guy has got nothing in his life. He wrote one song that... 200 00:10:22,742 --> 00:10:25,939 madeJoan Baez call him "the shallowest man in the world." 201 00:10:26,045 --> 00:10:29,674 He has a worthless piece of property and, yes, a head of hair... 202 00:10:29,782 --> 00:10:31,875 only because he's never had to work for a living. 203 00:10:31,985 --> 00:10:35,546 - Wait. What piece of property's worthless? - The grove. Where he lives. 204 00:10:35,655 --> 00:10:38,886 I mean, you can't build on it. The government has an easement on it. 205 00:10:38,992 --> 00:10:41,620 - Does Oscar know this? - Of course he knows it. 206 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:44,253 I mean, they run their... their tanks through there. 207 00:10:44,364 --> 00:10:46,992 Occasionally, they stop for a little lemonade, but what's that? 208 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:49,193 That's a buck fifty. You can't make much from that. 209 00:10:49,302 --> 00:10:53,398 Indeed, the land was valueless. 210 00:10:53,506 --> 00:10:57,704 Fellas! Fellas! 211 00:10:57,810 --> 00:11:00,540 So. Tell me about this investment you made. 212 00:11:05,149 --> 00:11:07,674 Back at the model home, Lindsay had decided... 213 00:11:07,785 --> 00:11:10,549 not to take her stylist's departure lying down. 214 00:11:10,655 --> 00:11:14,147 I'm protesting the war. There's a war going on, you know? 215 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:16,988 Yeah, I'm the one who told you, and you said it happened ten years ago. 216 00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:19,324 Hey, isn't this the same sign you used to picket the cable company... 217 00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:22,194 - when they dropped the Style Network? - Actually, I used this one... 218 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:24,860 for Michael when he was too cheap to pay for the premium channels. 219 00:11:24,969 --> 00:11:27,767 But I added the bit about the stylists. 220 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,740 You know that secret you have? 221 00:11:31,842 --> 00:11:33,901 The one about the hair that nobody's supposed to see? 222 00:11:34,011 --> 00:11:37,344 - Hai... - I saw it. 223 00:11:37,448 --> 00:11:40,281 - Oh. - I saw Pop-Pop. 224 00:11:40,384 --> 00:11:42,614 Oh, right. Pop-Pop with hair. 225 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:45,746 - You know, I should tell my dad about... - No, you... 226 00:11:45,856 --> 00:11:48,017 He might need us to help him, so we should go check out the prison... 227 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:50,252 and make sure he's not there. 228 00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:54,525 Oh. Hey, you know, I got cable. You won that one! 229 00:11:54,632 --> 00:11:57,692 Michael was embarrassed about the bad investment he'd made... 230 00:11:57,802 --> 00:11:59,895 and was hoping to keep it a secret. 231 00:12:00,004 --> 00:12:03,132 Hi, this is Oscar. I'm off, pursuing my lady love. 232 00:12:03,241 --> 00:12:05,869 Leave a message. I'll get back to you next summer. 233 00:12:05,977 --> 00:12:08,605 Hey, it's Michael. I know that you think that you've disappeared... 234 00:12:08,713 --> 00:12:11,045 but I will find you. 235 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:13,309 - Who's disappeared? - No one. 236 00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:15,578 - Why do you ask? Have you seen someone? - I've seen no one. 237 00:12:15,686 --> 00:12:18,484 - Then you haven't seen anyone that looks like Pop-Pop. - No. Why? 238 00:12:18,589 --> 00:12:21,422 Has someone... who looks like Pop-Pop disappeared? 239 00:12:21,525 --> 00:12:24,119 No. Course not. 240 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,393 Have you seen the agricultural report? 241 00:12:28,499 --> 00:12:32,731 Nothing's hotter than coffee, so... the trend is up. 242 00:12:32,837 --> 00:12:34,737 So, if we could get that check from you... 243 00:12:34,839 --> 00:12:37,501 I'm not just gonna hand out a check, okay? 244 00:12:37,608 --> 00:12:39,508 You gotta come up with an investment plan. 245 00:12:39,610 --> 00:12:43,239 - You gotta call... - Oh, we've got an investment plan. 246 00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,611 - "Gobias Industries." - Go bias. 247 00:12:45,716 --> 00:12:47,843 - Hmm? - As in, "Go buy us some coffee." 248 00:12:49,053 --> 00:12:51,078 It's great. Looks good. 249 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:54,123 So, when do I start makin' my moneys? 250 00:12:54,225 --> 00:12:59,993 Well, um, there, uh... there may not be as much investment capital as we thought. 251 00:13:00,097 --> 00:13:03,328 Uh, money's kind of tied up in this land deal. 252 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:07,768 This is the first any of us at Gobias Industries have heard of a land deal. 253 00:13:07,872 --> 00:13:11,103 - We could borrow on that land. - There's not much to borrow against. 254 00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,142 The deal seems to be bad. 255 00:13:13,244 --> 00:13:16,441 It's Uncle Oscar's land, and it may be worthless. 256 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:19,107 - And the board okayed it? - They weren't notified. 257 00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:22,652 Damn it! Every time, Dad does this to us. 258 00:13:22,753 --> 00:13:26,280 - Gob, Dad really wasn't... - He went around you, around the board... 259 00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:28,984 - He steamrolled Gobias. - Yeah, what are you gonna do? 260 00:13:29,093 --> 00:13:31,459 Go down to that prison and give him a piece of my mind. 261 00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:33,553 - You don't need to do that. - No, I'm doing it! 262 00:13:33,664 --> 00:13:35,655 No, because you're in charge now. And I'm telling him that. 263 00:13:35,766 --> 00:13:38,098 No, no, no, no. Listen, Gob, he's human. 264 00:13:38,202 --> 00:13:42,798 He's a human being, and... let-let me try to get us out of this, you know? 265 00:13:42,907 --> 00:13:46,638 Let me just see if I can get Dad out of this mess that he has created for himself, okay? 266 00:13:46,744 --> 00:13:51,113 I'm afraid... this offer comes off the table... 267 00:13:51,215 --> 00:13:53,240 at midnight tonight. 268 00:13:53,351 --> 00:13:55,979 Maybe the worst bluff I've ever seen. 269 00:13:56,087 --> 00:13:59,887 Even the members of Gobias agreed on that one. 270 00:13:59,990 --> 00:14:04,518 The next day, Lindsay, having heard about a military exercise... 271 00:14:04,628 --> 00:14:08,655 joined a protest group and went off to exercise her own First Amendment rights. 272 00:14:08,766 --> 00:14:11,098 This way! Thank you! 273 00:14:11,202 --> 00:14:13,136 Right here. This way. 274 00:14:13,237 --> 00:14:16,035 I ask you to make sure you're fully inside the free speech zone... 275 00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:19,132 - before beginning your protest. - Free speech zone? 276 00:14:19,243 --> 00:14:21,711 This is where we're protesting? This isn't right. Where are the cameras? 277 00:14:21,812 --> 00:14:24,406 They're in the free press zone, and if you could save your comments until... 278 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,949 you're completely loaded into the cage... 279 00:14:27,051 --> 00:14:29,815 Well, at least the procession will come through here. They'll see us protest. 280 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,889 Actually, they're using their right to cut through the lemon grove. 281 00:14:32,990 --> 00:14:35,254 Okay, have fun, enjoy your right to free speech. 282 00:14:35,359 --> 00:14:37,520 The armed forces welcomes your dissent. 283 00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:40,495 Well, hopefully somebody will come by we can protest. 284 00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:48,365 My grandkids. What a surprise. 285 00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:51,566 - Oh, he's here. - Of course I'm here. Where else would I be? 286 00:14:51,675 --> 00:14:54,872 Well, we thought you broke out of prison and were on the lam with stolen hair. 287 00:14:54,979 --> 00:14:58,039 Don't you think that if I got out of here, I might want to go home? 288 00:14:58,149 --> 00:15:01,585 That's what we thought. But then my dad told us about that lemon grove you bought... 289 00:15:01,685 --> 00:15:03,585 - and we thought you were going there. - Yeah, but don't worry. 290 00:15:03,687 --> 00:15:06,383 We would never blow the whistle on family. 291 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:09,323 What lemon grove? 292 00:15:09,427 --> 00:15:11,418 And so, Michael went back to the board... 293 00:15:11,529 --> 00:15:13,895 to take responsibility for his mistake. 294 00:15:13,998 --> 00:15:17,263 My dad screwed up. He bought something that he shouldn't have. 295 00:15:17,368 --> 00:15:19,666 But I guess... guess that's why he's behind bars. 296 00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:23,297 Yeah. And he's not allowed to conduct any business from there. 297 00:15:23,407 --> 00:15:27,241 Right, yeah. I was involved. It wasn't all his decision. 298 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:30,245 You see, it was his idea, and then I carried out the transaction. 299 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:33,908 That's even worse. Conspiracy to commit fraud. 300 00:15:34,018 --> 00:15:36,282 'Course, you can always buy me off the board. 301 00:15:36,387 --> 00:15:38,446 We don't have the money anymore. 302 00:15:38,556 --> 00:15:41,116 And I assure you that nothing illegal has happened here. 303 00:15:41,225 --> 00:15:43,125 I've misspoke. 304 00:15:43,227 --> 00:15:46,663 My dad in no way is talking about business from prison. 305 00:15:46,764 --> 00:15:49,062 Excuse me. Your father's calling from prison. 306 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:52,533 He wants to talk about the land deal you made with his brother. 307 00:15:52,636 --> 00:15:55,537 I found this on your desk. Can I keep this? 308 00:15:59,412 --> 00:16:04,145 Back at the free speech zone, Lindsay's protest had started to gain some attention. 309 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:06,150 But not from any key decision makers. 310 00:16:06,252 --> 00:16:09,744 - Thought we were seein' a gay marriage. - We can still hose 'em down. 311 00:16:09,856 --> 00:16:11,915 What do we want? 312 00:16:12,025 --> 00:16:14,152 What do we want? 313 00:16:16,329 --> 00:16:18,263 Where's everyone going? 314 00:16:18,364 --> 00:16:21,800 - What, are you giving up? - Face it, Lindsay. They've won. 315 00:16:21,901 --> 00:16:23,801 Well, I'm not going anywhere! 316 00:16:23,903 --> 00:16:27,134 All your water's doing is whetting my appetite for protest. 317 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,004 No hair for oil! No hair for oil! 318 00:16:30,109 --> 00:16:32,100 Fine! We'll drown you out with music. 319 00:16:32,212 --> 00:16:36,114 Crank it up! I'm in the mood to dance! 320 00:16:40,987 --> 00:16:44,821 And Lindsay discovered that the activism that came out... 321 00:16:44,924 --> 00:16:48,985 ofher desire for prettier hair really did boost her self-esteem. 322 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,256 While Michael, with nowhere else to turn... 323 00:16:51,364 --> 00:16:53,798 made a rare, unsolicited visit to his mother's. 324 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,800 - Michael? - Yeah. 325 00:16:55,902 --> 00:16:58,996 I hope you're here to bring me a check for Buster's surgery. 326 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:02,370 They made him stop eating after midnight, and he's hungry, and he's in a foreign land... 327 00:17:02,475 --> 00:17:04,807 and his jaw is clicking, and he's scared. 328 00:17:04,911 --> 00:17:08,142 - I don't have the money. All right, Mom? - Then why are you here? 329 00:17:08,248 --> 00:17:10,216 I don't know. I don't know. 330 00:17:14,854 --> 00:17:17,687 So, how's work? 331 00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:20,554 It's-It's not great, Mom, since you asked. 332 00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:22,821 It's-It's just... It's not that great, you know? 333 00:17:22,929 --> 00:17:24,988 I got a board member who's trying to extort me... 334 00:17:25,098 --> 00:17:28,534 and a seller I can't find... this whole real estate thing is a total mess... 335 00:17:28,635 --> 00:17:30,830 - I got Dad completely... - What did your father do? 336 00:17:30,937 --> 00:17:33,269 - Did he try to screw something up for you again? - No, no. 337 00:17:33,373 --> 00:17:35,307 He didn't screw anything up. I screwed something up, Mom. 338 00:17:35,408 --> 00:17:39,367 l-I did it, and Dad is just, you know, furious at me. 339 00:17:39,479 --> 00:17:42,107 And he should be, you know? He told me to pay off his brother, and I didn't. 340 00:17:42,215 --> 00:17:44,206 Instead, I bought his worthless land. 341 00:17:44,317 --> 00:17:46,842 - With the lemons and the tanks? - I know it! 342 00:17:46,953 --> 00:17:50,013 First investment I made with the company money, and it's a total disaster. 343 00:17:50,123 --> 00:17:53,092 Then I went ahead and lied about it, which is gonna let this board member... 344 00:17:53,192 --> 00:17:55,422 bring the company down... I'm gonna ruin this family... 345 00:17:55,528 --> 00:17:58,292 Mom... 346 00:17:58,398 --> 00:18:00,457 What's this? What's happening? 347 00:18:00,567 --> 00:18:03,764 - It's going to be all right. - Why are you squeezing me with your body? 348 00:18:03,870 --> 00:18:05,861 It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. 349 00:18:05,972 --> 00:18:08,634 - Why? - Because you need your mother right now. 350 00:18:08,741 --> 00:18:12,108 But I don't get along with my... Sorry. That was a knee jerk. 351 00:18:12,211 --> 00:18:16,079 Michael. You made a mistake. You're a human being. 352 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:19,549 But you're so forgiving to everyone else in this family. 353 00:18:19,652 --> 00:18:21,586 Try being forgiving to yourself. 354 00:18:21,688 --> 00:18:24,179 Now, if you'll excuse me. 355 00:18:26,025 --> 00:18:28,289 - Let Mama take care of it. - No, no. 356 00:18:28,394 --> 00:18:31,227 Mom, come on. I don't want you to do anything. Hey! This isn't algebra. 357 00:18:31,331 --> 00:18:34,323 I'm a big boy. Mother! Do not make somebody dis... 358 00:18:34,434 --> 00:18:37,597 disappear. 359 00:18:46,879 --> 00:18:52,010 Now there's someone who could have used a good mother. Whore! 360 00:18:52,118 --> 00:18:56,987 And so, before Oscar could leave to find his lady love... 361 00:18:57,090 --> 00:18:59,422 - Oscar! - She found him. 362 00:18:59,525 --> 00:19:03,757 Lucille! You look fantastic! 363 00:19:03,863 --> 00:19:06,195 You still have the neck of a 20-year-old. 364 00:19:06,299 --> 00:19:09,462 And you still have the hair of a lion. 365 00:19:09,569 --> 00:19:13,437 Take back the land. 366 00:19:13,539 --> 00:19:17,475 That's it? But l-I thought we could have... 367 00:19:17,577 --> 00:19:21,274 this brief moment to... reconnect. 368 00:19:21,381 --> 00:19:24,282 Oscar. Your brother is in jail right now. 369 00:19:24,384 --> 00:19:27,876 - My husband is in jail. - You're right. 370 00:19:27,987 --> 00:19:30,217 So what's the rush? 371 00:19:33,993 --> 00:19:36,461 - And, the next day... - Michael! 372 00:19:36,562 --> 00:19:39,030 Hey, Mom! Hi. Listen. 373 00:19:39,132 --> 00:19:41,600 I'm sorry about yesterday. It was a moment of weakness. 374 00:19:41,701 --> 00:19:44,636 Now l-I gotta go into this board meeting. I'm just gonna tell them the truth. 375 00:19:44,737 --> 00:19:47,297 If this guyJordan wants to try to get me fired, then maybe I deserve it. 376 00:19:47,407 --> 00:19:50,137 He's gone. We bought out his shares. 377 00:19:50,243 --> 00:19:55,146 - With what? - With the money you tried to spend on that lemon grove. 378 00:19:55,248 --> 00:19:57,182 You got it back. How? 379 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:05,523 You know about what I was saying about how people outlive their usefulness? 380 00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:08,651 - That was out of line. - I know. 381 00:20:08,761 --> 00:20:10,956 But you made a good point. 382 00:20:11,064 --> 00:20:14,761 Maybe I do need something to occupy my time, other than my children. 383 00:20:14,867 --> 00:20:17,665 Well, if you do want to spend it together, it's fine with me. 384 00:20:17,770 --> 00:20:20,898 I'm so glad to hear that. 385 00:20:26,446 --> 00:20:28,914 All right. 386 00:20:29,015 --> 00:20:31,176 Let's get this meeting started. 387 00:20:31,284 --> 00:20:35,618 Why have we been spending so much money on whistles? 388 00:20:38,024 --> 00:20:40,219 On the next Arrested Development... 389 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:43,523 Michael finds having his mother on the board problematic. 390 00:20:43,629 --> 00:20:47,360 - We have to be courageous. - I remember a young man who used to say... 391 00:20:47,467 --> 00:20:50,527 "But I don't have bad dreams in your bed!" 392 00:20:50,636 --> 00:20:53,366 That was Buster. 393 00:20:53,473 --> 00:20:56,636 - I want to be... 394 00:20:56,743 --> 00:21:00,702 a cage dancer. 395 00:21:00,813 --> 00:21:04,408 And Oscar comes a-courtin. 396 00:21:04,517 --> 00:21:06,542 What's that racket? 397 00:21:16,162 --> 00:21:18,062 Smile.