1 00:00:01,655 --> 00:00:04,556 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,658 --> 00:00:06,649 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,751 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,268 --> 00:00:15,929 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,172 --> 00:00:22,437 Michael was heading off to work when his son, George Michael... 6 00:00:22,543 --> 00:00:25,273 - reminded him of a yearly tradition. - Hey, don't forget me. 7 00:00:25,379 --> 00:00:28,246 - For what? - It's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 8 00:00:28,348 --> 00:00:30,680 And unless you had a daughter I don't know about, I'm your girl. 9 00:00:30,784 --> 00:00:34,311 Michael had first made this joke when George Michael was six. 10 00:00:34,421 --> 00:00:38,016 Well, she's not my daughter, but it's about as close as I'm gonna get. 11 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:40,116 I'm a good little girl. 12 00:00:40,227 --> 00:00:43,025 It was a joke Michael was starting to grow concerned about... 13 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:46,031 - as it had not worn well with age. - Hey, Dad. 14 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:48,533 They're out of sanitary napkins in the ladies' washroom. 15 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:53,197 Weird kid. 16 00:00:53,307 --> 00:00:56,276 I don't think this year's such a good idea. You know you're getting older and... 17 00:00:56,376 --> 00:00:59,539 Yeah, right. Pretty soon I'm going to have to start wearing a bra. Right, Dad? 18 00:00:59,646 --> 00:01:02,240 - All right, give me one minute. - Really, let's not this year. 19 00:01:02,349 --> 00:01:04,909 I cannot kill this joke. 20 00:01:05,018 --> 00:01:07,384 Hey, shouldn't you be getting dressed? 21 00:01:07,487 --> 00:01:11,048 - Nope. I'm going with my dad to work today. - Hey, peanut butter cup. 22 00:01:11,158 --> 00:01:13,422 This is work? Watching entertainment news? 23 00:01:13,527 --> 00:01:16,553 Well, excuse me, Michael, for not raising the perfect daughter that you did. 24 00:01:16,663 --> 00:01:19,564 I indulged this ritual for years in Boston. 25 00:01:19,666 --> 00:01:23,602 As a psychotherapist, Tobias was on the forefront of the self-esteem movement. 26 00:01:23,704 --> 00:01:27,731 There's, like, this longing, this pull. 27 00:01:27,841 --> 00:01:30,708 I mean, does that make me, you know, like some kind of... 28 00:01:30,811 --> 00:01:34,008 - Homosexual. - Maeby, please. 29 00:01:35,716 --> 00:01:40,119 She's right though. You probably are a homosexual. 30 00:01:40,220 --> 00:01:43,121 So, Maeby, this is what you're gonna do this year? You're gonna watch him watch TV? 31 00:01:43,223 --> 00:01:45,157 Behind the scenes at Entertainment Tonight. 32 00:01:45,258 --> 00:01:49,592 Oh, bless her. It's like she knew what I was going to do next. 33 00:01:49,696 --> 00:01:53,860 It's here! Girls with - Newport Beach. 34 00:01:53,967 --> 00:01:56,094 From the act I did on the beach over spring break. 35 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:59,104 - Any magician... - Gob had done a magic show... 36 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:02,801 where he had made the Bluth family yacht... disappear. 37 00:02:02,909 --> 00:02:07,710 It was spring break, and the act was filmed for the popular video series... 38 00:02:07,814 --> 00:02:10,715 Girls with Low Self-Esteem. 39 00:02:10,817 --> 00:02:13,615 This puts me back on top of the old magic career though. 40 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,711 You're not gonna put that in. There's nudity on that. 41 00:02:15,822 --> 00:02:17,722 Maeby, why don't you go upstairs and get dressed? 42 00:02:17,824 --> 00:02:21,157 I must warn you, Michael. She doesn't respond well to strict directives. 43 00:02:21,261 --> 00:02:23,525 All right. 44 00:02:23,630 --> 00:02:26,394 - That was odd. - Not really. Kids love boundaries. 45 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:28,559 Look at these girls. Is this what you want? 46 00:02:28,669 --> 00:02:31,069 - Oh, God, no. - 'Cause this could be where your daughter is headed. 47 00:02:31,171 --> 00:02:33,401 Oh, no, no. I don't want this for Maeby either, no. 48 00:02:33,507 --> 00:02:35,498 Oh, here it is. Here it is. 49 00:02:35,609 --> 00:02:37,509 It was a wild time on the beach. 50 00:02:37,611 --> 00:02:40,512 And if you like magic, look away. 51 00:02:41,982 --> 00:02:45,008 The only thing this guy could make fly away was the crowd. 52 00:02:45,118 --> 00:02:48,713 Douche chill. 53 00:02:48,822 --> 00:02:51,450 I can't believe they used that part. 54 00:02:51,558 --> 00:02:53,492 The one part where I screw up. 55 00:02:53,593 --> 00:02:55,720 It's not like they used the part where I made the yacht disappear. 56 00:02:55,829 --> 00:02:58,662 Sunk the yacht. Blew it up, sunk it. 57 00:02:58,765 --> 00:03:00,665 - We sure did. - We? No. 58 00:03:00,767 --> 00:03:02,667 I gave you permission to use the yacht. You blew it up. 59 00:03:02,769 --> 00:03:05,101 Yeah, well, if you give someone permission to use a tissue... 60 00:03:05,205 --> 00:03:07,696 you can't be upset if they blow their nose. 61 00:03:07,808 --> 00:03:10,003 Right? I mean, right? 62 00:03:10,110 --> 00:03:13,341 Lindsay, new outfit? 63 00:03:13,447 --> 00:03:15,608 No, I've had this for years. It's a hand-me-down from Mom. 64 00:03:15,716 --> 00:03:17,911 - Got a price tag right there. - Is there? 65 00:03:18,018 --> 00:03:21,613 Oh, I guess she wanted me to have something new. Sweet old thing. 66 00:03:21,722 --> 00:03:24,919 Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. 67 00:03:25,025 --> 00:03:29,428 Fine. I bought it before we went broke, okay? I just haven't worn it yet. 68 00:03:29,529 --> 00:03:33,124 - What about the outfit yesterday? - Old Thing gave it to me. 69 00:03:33,233 --> 00:03:36,396 - Where are you getting all the money? - It's not costing you anything. 70 00:03:36,503 --> 00:03:38,368 Unless you're stealing or working, I'm pretty sure it is. 71 00:03:38,472 --> 00:03:40,702 That's right. I stole it. 72 00:03:40,807 --> 00:03:43,469 In fact, Lindsay, tired of wearing last year's fashions... 73 00:03:43,577 --> 00:03:46,774 went to an upscale department store and in a moment of desperation... 74 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,644 - applied for a job. - Can I have a job application please? 75 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:52,014 But she was ashamed ofbeing a shopgirl... 76 00:03:52,119 --> 00:03:54,383 and was relieved when Michael gave her the out. 77 00:03:54,488 --> 00:03:57,457 Well, they expect a certain amount of theft, Michael. It's built into the price. 78 00:03:57,557 --> 00:04:00,390 If I didn't take it, then people would be overpaying for nothing. 79 00:04:00,494 --> 00:04:02,394 You're telling me that you walked into a store... 80 00:04:02,496 --> 00:04:04,464 and without anyone noticing took an entire outfit? 81 00:04:04,564 --> 00:04:07,055 There's no way that you could do sleight ofhand that well. 82 00:04:07,167 --> 00:04:09,635 - I don't even think that I could do it. - Yeah, I've seen your tape. 83 00:04:09,736 --> 00:04:13,729 - Lindsay, this is appalling. - What'd you use for misdirection? 84 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:17,469 - Misdirection? - Yeah, I mean, if you're so good at magic... 85 00:04:17,577 --> 00:04:19,977 what'd you have them looking at to divert their attention? 86 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:22,173 I don't know... my ass. 87 00:04:22,282 --> 00:04:24,409 - My ass. You're lying. - No, I'm not. 88 00:04:24,518 --> 00:04:26,850 - You're gonna take that back. - No, I'm not. 89 00:04:26,953 --> 00:04:29,649 This has nothing to do with you. You're not my father. 90 00:04:29,756 --> 00:04:31,986 No, our father is in prison for stealing, remember? 91 00:04:32,092 --> 00:04:34,253 - Which might not be a bad place for you to get used to. - Michael... 92 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:36,261 it was shoplifting, and I'm white. 93 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,456 - I think I'm going to be okay. - Shoplifting? 94 00:04:38,565 --> 00:04:42,296 - Cool. Can you take me? - No. Hey, not cool. You know what? 95 00:04:42,402 --> 00:04:45,530 Maeby, you're gonna come with me to work today. You're gonna be my daughter. 96 00:04:45,639 --> 00:04:47,630 You're gonna have a role model in your life who is honest... 97 00:04:47,741 --> 00:04:53,475 who doesn't steal, doesn't lie and, I don't know, watch entertainment news. 98 00:04:53,580 --> 00:04:56,447 Michael, don't worry about it, okay? She's not gonna go with you. 99 00:04:56,550 --> 00:04:58,040 - Okay. - Great. 100 00:04:58,151 --> 00:05:00,016 That was odd. 101 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,850 I'm going to teach you two a little something about hands-on parenting. 102 00:05:02,956 --> 00:05:04,617 Hey, Dad! 103 00:05:04,724 --> 00:05:07,454 Do you think this purse goes with this outfit? 104 00:05:08,695 --> 00:05:12,995 - Where'd my dad go? - Douche chill. 105 00:05:13,099 --> 00:05:16,296 And so Michael took his niece to Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 106 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:18,030 You can just drop me off at the mall. 107 00:05:18,138 --> 00:05:20,299 Oh, no, you're-you're really coming with me. 108 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,375 You're gonna learn a little something about hard work. 109 00:05:24,678 --> 00:05:26,407 Hey, Maeby! Maeby! 110 00:05:28,682 --> 00:05:33,381 Okay, so you can run faster than me. But you can't make me work. 111 00:05:33,486 --> 00:05:35,317 No one's making you do anything, you know. 112 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:38,721 It's just a chance for us to spend some time together. Learn about business. 113 00:05:38,825 --> 00:05:42,420 You know, you might find that you're good at things you didn't even know about. 114 00:05:46,399 --> 00:05:48,867 See that? Who knew you were such a good little climber? 115 00:05:50,070 --> 00:05:52,004 Now listen, let's make this fun, okay? 116 00:05:52,105 --> 00:05:54,005 We're family. 117 00:05:54,107 --> 00:05:56,507 What is better than hanging out with family? Hmm? 118 00:05:56,610 --> 00:05:58,874 Oh... It's my mother. 119 00:05:58,979 --> 00:06:01,311 - Hi. - She called you, huh? 120 00:06:01,414 --> 00:06:03,439 I guess I'm not good enough to be her husband. 121 00:06:03,550 --> 00:06:05,450 What? What's going on? 122 00:06:05,552 --> 00:06:08,715 Okay. Mother wants someone to go to my soccer game with. 123 00:06:08,822 --> 00:06:11,882 She don't want other soccer moms think that she a single mother. 124 00:06:11,992 --> 00:06:13,026 - She old school. - I liked it better when he just said annyong. 125 00:06:13,026 --> 00:06:15,460 - She old school. - I liked it better when he just said annyong. 126 00:06:15,562 --> 00:06:18,156 Hey, Mom, why can't Buster pretend to be your escort? 127 00:06:18,265 --> 00:06:21,098 - That's the way he's got it in all his cartoons. - They already know he's my son. 128 00:06:21,201 --> 00:06:23,931 I wouldn't go even if you asked. You didn't let me play soccer as a child. 129 00:06:24,037 --> 00:06:26,801 Why should I have to sit and cheer Annyong? Annyong never cheers me. 130 00:06:26,907 --> 00:06:28,932 Go, fatty. 131 00:06:29,042 --> 00:06:33,035 Stop it! He's your little brother! 132 00:06:33,146 --> 00:06:35,205 No, he's not! I came out of you! He didn't! 133 00:06:35,315 --> 00:06:38,773 Can you not call me with these little things, please? 134 00:06:38,885 --> 00:06:41,115 The office is a mess. I still haven't replaced Kitty. 135 00:06:41,221 --> 00:06:45,248 Michael had recently fired his father's longtime assistant, Kitty. 136 00:06:45,358 --> 00:06:47,656 Did you hear that everyone? Michael Bluth is threatening me! 137 00:06:47,761 --> 00:06:49,558 - Shh, shh, shh. - It had not been a clean break. 138 00:06:49,663 --> 00:06:52,325 So, I've got a lot of work to do. Plus, it's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 139 00:06:52,432 --> 00:06:55,026 - Oh, where is George Michael? - I told him not to come. 140 00:06:55,135 --> 00:06:58,229 l-I thought it was more important to bring Maeby this... 141 00:07:00,407 --> 00:07:03,899 Damn it! Can't you just find somebody else, please, to look like your husband? 142 00:07:04,010 --> 00:07:08,276 In fact, there was someone else who looked like Lucille's husband... 143 00:07:08,381 --> 00:07:10,474 - his twin brother, Oscar. - Lucille. 144 00:07:10,583 --> 00:07:14,917 - And although she knew it was wrong to play with his heart... - Oscar, it's Lucille. 145 00:07:15,021 --> 00:07:17,512 she really didn't want to go to the soccer game alone. 146 00:07:17,624 --> 00:07:21,424 I need you. 147 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,428 And back at the model home... 148 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:26,158 three of the Bluth men struggled with their manliness. 149 00:07:26,266 --> 00:07:28,700 You know, I make jokes about being a daughter for my dad. 150 00:07:28,802 --> 00:07:31,862 I know I'm a man. It's his insecurity, not mine. 151 00:07:31,972 --> 00:07:34,440 There's no security at that store. That's how she was able to shoplift. 152 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,839 They probably don't have a regular security guard. 153 00:07:36,943 --> 00:07:40,106 Well, of course I could get a job as a security guard. 154 00:07:40,213 --> 00:07:42,773 I mean, if I have to have a job to impress my daughter. 155 00:07:42,882 --> 00:07:44,782 If she needs something that butch. 156 00:07:44,884 --> 00:07:47,717 Yeah. I can hang out with my uncles. Three men. What's butcher than that? 157 00:07:47,821 --> 00:07:50,449 - I'm going to the mall. - Me too. 158 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:53,185 Yeah, maybe a new pair of shoes will cheer me up. 159 00:07:53,293 --> 00:07:55,955 And now I'm filling out an expense report... 160 00:07:56,062 --> 00:07:59,395 so I can sleep well at night knowing that I have been honest. 161 00:07:59,499 --> 00:08:01,399 You're not asleep. 162 00:08:01,501 --> 00:08:03,469 - I was. - You were not. 163 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,834 I would like to see if you could go one day without telling a lie. 164 00:08:05,939 --> 00:08:08,965 just one whole day without being like your mom. 165 00:08:09,075 --> 00:08:12,340 - What's in it for me if I do? - You'll win my respect. 166 00:08:12,445 --> 00:08:14,879 - Good night. - And 50 bucks. 167 00:08:14,981 --> 00:08:17,643 Fine. I'll do it if you do it. 168 00:08:17,751 --> 00:08:21,915 - That-a-girl. This is gonna be fun. - I win. 169 00:08:22,022 --> 00:08:25,185 - We're looking for Michael Bluth? - That's me. 170 00:08:25,291 --> 00:08:28,590 - I'm Michael Bluth. - I'm Officer Taylor. That is Officer Carter. 171 00:08:28,695 --> 00:08:32,688 Our daughters, Tammy and Moni... Oh, God, where... where did they go? 172 00:08:32,799 --> 00:08:34,926 - I'm on it. - How can I help you? 173 00:08:35,035 --> 00:08:38,436 Well, we're here investigating the disappearance of Kitty Sanchez. 174 00:08:38,538 --> 00:08:41,166 Apparently, you're the last person to see her... alive. 175 00:08:43,176 --> 00:08:45,167 Or around town or whatever. 176 00:08:45,278 --> 00:08:47,872 I don't know anything about that. I do know that, uh... 177 00:08:47,981 --> 00:08:50,677 she was my secretary, uh, but she left. 178 00:08:50,784 --> 00:08:52,843 Or l-I fired her. 179 00:08:52,952 --> 00:08:55,011 Did you ever threaten her? 180 00:08:55,121 --> 00:08:56,918 No, no. God, no. Of course not. 181 00:08:57,023 --> 00:08:59,890 Michael Bluth is threatening me! 182 00:08:59,993 --> 00:09:02,291 I did. I threatened her at a restaurant. 183 00:09:02,395 --> 00:09:07,560 - But, you know... it's a restaurant, so... - Yep. 184 00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:10,067 Certainly she's been seen since then? 185 00:09:10,170 --> 00:09:13,105 Not alive. 186 00:09:13,206 --> 00:09:15,401 Or dead or whatever. 187 00:09:15,508 --> 00:09:17,567 We'd love to speak with you down at the station. 188 00:09:17,677 --> 00:09:20,908 Sure. Uh, you know, l-l-I'm happy to cooperate. 189 00:09:21,014 --> 00:09:23,312 But I really don't know anything more than you know. 190 00:09:23,416 --> 00:09:26,544 I certainly didn't... didn't kill her and drop her in a back bay. 191 00:09:29,155 --> 00:09:31,316 - Boy, I hope that's not what happened to her. - I'm sure it isn't. 192 00:09:32,826 --> 00:09:35,386 Please send Officer Davis and Little Hanna to the back bay. 193 00:09:35,495 --> 00:09:37,554 So you killed Kitty, huh? 194 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,564 No, I didn't kill Kitty. 195 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:42,260 But I will go down to the station and answer those nice men's questions. 196 00:09:42,368 --> 00:09:46,065 You know why? Because I have no secrets to hide. Because I'm an honest man. 197 00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:48,265 And apparently a fun one. 198 00:09:48,374 --> 00:09:50,308 Let's go see what's going on in the back room. 199 00:09:50,410 --> 00:09:53,140 Were those the last words Kitty ever heard? 200 00:09:53,246 --> 00:09:55,544 No. I will not kiss her. 201 00:09:55,648 --> 00:09:59,846 Hey, hey, guys, what are you doing? It's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 202 00:09:59,953 --> 00:10:02,012 - Yeah, that's my Caitlin. - Okay. 203 00:10:02,122 --> 00:10:04,317 There is work to be done. Can we get back to it? Thank you. 204 00:10:04,424 --> 00:10:08,793 Oh, and has anybody, uh, seen or heard from Kitty lately? 205 00:10:08,895 --> 00:10:13,832 I think that's her right behind you there. 206 00:10:13,933 --> 00:10:17,425 - Oh, my God. That is Kitty. - And that's the boat that Uncle Gob blew up. 207 00:10:17,537 --> 00:10:20,938 Hey, now you have something to tell them at the station. 208 00:10:26,244 --> 00:10:29,611 Tobias sought out a security position at the nearby mall. 209 00:10:29,714 --> 00:10:34,276 I do know stage combat if the partner is willing and a bit more petite than I. 210 00:10:34,386 --> 00:10:38,720 But I have a daughter to impress and I need this job. 211 00:10:38,823 --> 00:10:42,782 Well, it's gonna be a couple of days before we can get you a gun license... 212 00:10:42,894 --> 00:10:45,988 so you'll have to use mine. 213 00:10:46,097 --> 00:10:48,292 Wow! 214 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,801 Meanwhile, Gob had taken George Michael on a mysterious errand. 215 00:10:51,903 --> 00:10:54,394 What are we getting? Is it something for a magic trick? 216 00:10:54,506 --> 00:10:56,667 - In a way. - That's cool. 217 00:10:56,775 --> 00:10:59,300 You know, it's so great to be hanging out with you. 218 00:10:59,411 --> 00:11:02,642 There are certain things that I can talk to you about that I can't really with my dad. 219 00:11:02,747 --> 00:11:06,080 Like, uh, were-were you ever awkward around girls? 220 00:11:06,184 --> 00:11:10,211 What do you mean? Like if there were three of us and I didn't know where to start? 221 00:11:10,322 --> 00:11:12,222 No, I think I did pretty well. 222 00:11:12,324 --> 00:11:14,417 Not a lot of complaints, if you know what I mean. 223 00:11:14,526 --> 00:11:17,017 At least not from the girl. 224 00:11:17,128 --> 00:11:19,756 - You're saying I should just be myself? - And he had to drive her home. 225 00:11:19,864 --> 00:11:22,833 So I think I did pretty good. Pretty damn good. 226 00:11:22,934 --> 00:11:24,834 - Hey, guy. - Yes, sir? 227 00:11:24,936 --> 00:11:28,372 How many mice will $13 buy? 228 00:11:28,473 --> 00:11:30,998 And at the prison, George Sr. had a surprise visit. 229 00:11:31,109 --> 00:11:33,236 I just wanted to check in and make sure you're aware... 230 00:11:33,345 --> 00:11:37,008 that your ban on organized sports in this family has been violated. 231 00:11:37,115 --> 00:11:39,049 Ban on organized sports? 232 00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:42,176 You know, how you wouldn't let me sign up for anything when I was a kid. 233 00:11:42,287 --> 00:11:45,586 Is that what you've been thinking all these years? No, no. 234 00:11:45,690 --> 00:11:47,624 You were... You were just a turd out there, you know? 235 00:11:47,726 --> 00:11:52,356 You couldn't kick and you couldn't run. You know, you were just a-a turd. 236 00:11:52,464 --> 00:11:54,796 Prison has destroyed the way you talk. 237 00:11:54,899 --> 00:11:58,699 If that's what it takes to impress these guys around here, then they are not your friends. 238 00:11:58,803 --> 00:12:02,432 Anyway, Annyong's playing soccer, but I guess I should just ignore it. 239 00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:05,737 Look the other way as Mom and Uncle Oscar and Annyong have the perfect little family... 240 00:12:05,844 --> 00:12:08,870 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. Oscar? My brother Oscar? 241 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:11,881 - Oscar's been coming around? - No touching! 242 00:12:11,983 --> 00:12:14,247 No touching. No touching. 243 00:12:14,352 --> 00:12:16,980 You listen to me. You've got to take care of this Oscar situation. 244 00:12:17,088 --> 00:12:18,988 You get him out of there, all right? 245 00:12:19,090 --> 00:12:21,923 You make him wish that he'd never shown that ludicrous head of hair... 246 00:12:22,027 --> 00:12:24,086 and that nice face of his. 247 00:12:24,195 --> 00:12:27,722 - I will do it, Dad. - Good. Put her there. 248 00:12:27,832 --> 00:12:29,401 - No touching! - Oh! 249 00:12:29,401 --> 00:12:30,425 - No touching! - Oh! 250 00:12:30,535 --> 00:12:33,470 Her self-esteem is through the roof. 251 00:12:33,571 --> 00:12:36,062 And Michael arrived at the police station with Maeby. 252 00:12:36,174 --> 00:12:38,438 I got here as quickly as I could. 253 00:12:38,543 --> 00:12:40,010 - I didn't know you had a daughter? - I don't. 254 00:12:40,111 --> 00:12:42,079 I thought you wanted me to call you Daddy? 255 00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:45,775 Why don't you wait for Daddy in the car? 256 00:12:45,884 --> 00:12:49,115 - All right. What do we have here? - Gob sunk the yacht. 257 00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:52,280 The last time Kitty was seen, she was getting onto it. It's on tape. 258 00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:55,587 - Ooh! Did you see this? - Yep. 259 00:12:55,694 --> 00:13:00,597 Ooh! Chills. Why do I keep getting these bruises? 260 00:13:00,699 --> 00:13:02,997 - Barry! - Okay. Until we get all the facts... 261 00:13:03,101 --> 00:13:05,467 don't say anything that can incriminate you. 262 00:13:05,570 --> 00:13:08,266 Or me. Just try to keep me out of this. 263 00:13:08,373 --> 00:13:11,831 - Lie. Both of you. - No, what are you talk... We don't lie in this family. 264 00:13:11,943 --> 00:13:15,106 - Maeby, why don't you get a soda? - Okay. 265 00:13:15,213 --> 00:13:19,582 If I lie in front of her, it costs me 50 bucks. I do think that we should lie. 266 00:13:20,819 --> 00:13:22,719 Meanwhile, Lindsay was at work... 267 00:13:22,821 --> 00:13:25,619 and starting to getjealous that her daughter was at work with Michael. 268 00:13:25,724 --> 00:13:28,318 Hello, Michael. I know you think I'm such a horrible mother... 269 00:13:28,426 --> 00:13:30,860 but I was just seeing how my daughter was doing at work. 270 00:13:30,962 --> 00:13:35,365 Uh, she's, um, she's making lots of friends already. 271 00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:37,958 - Can you help me there, please? - It was at this moment... 272 00:13:38,069 --> 00:13:40,697 that Gob and George Michael arrived at the store. 273 00:13:40,805 --> 00:13:43,968 Say what you will about America... 13 bucks stills gets you a hell of a lot of mice. 274 00:13:44,075 --> 00:13:45,975 Who said anything bad about America? 275 00:13:46,077 --> 00:13:49,205 No. Well, I meant... So what are the mice for? 276 00:13:49,314 --> 00:13:51,578 Oh. No, that's just for misdirection. 277 00:13:51,683 --> 00:13:55,312 We'll see who the sleight-of-hand artist is in this family. 278 00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:58,412 Okay, now when I yell "Mice!" I want you to open this box... 279 00:13:58,523 --> 00:14:01,583 - and I'm gonna start stuffing some shirts down your pants. - Shirts? 280 00:14:01,693 --> 00:14:04,491 - Gob, are we shoplifting? - Mice! 281 00:14:04,596 --> 00:14:06,826 Mice! Call security! 282 00:14:06,931 --> 00:14:10,924 - Michael, I'm not as bad an influence as you think I am. - Well, you're not a great one. 283 00:14:11,035 --> 00:14:12,969 You're a criminal, Lindsay. What kind of message does that send? 284 00:14:13,071 --> 00:14:15,767 Bluth. We're ready to question you now. 285 00:14:15,874 --> 00:14:17,967 That's what I am, Michael. I'm a shoplifter! 286 00:14:18,076 --> 00:14:19,976 I've got a whole bag of clothes I shoplifted. 287 00:14:20,078 --> 00:14:23,172 But Tobias was now a guard. 288 00:14:23,281 --> 00:14:25,408 And a surprisingly catlike one. 289 00:14:25,517 --> 00:14:30,420 - Wow. I guess we didn't need the mice. - Freeze... 290 00:14:33,391 --> 00:14:35,757 While the rest of the Bluths were in police custody... 291 00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:37,760 Lucille was with her brother-in-law. 292 00:14:37,862 --> 00:14:42,196 I am blown away that you... that you called me and that we're-we're together. 293 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,632 And my camper made it all the way up here. 294 00:14:44,736 --> 00:14:47,296 Do you think it's safe over there? Because I only have a hanger for a lock. 295 00:14:47,405 --> 00:14:51,000 What are they gonna take, the one can of Comet you've got in there? 296 00:14:51,109 --> 00:14:55,569 Oh, your tongue is as sharp as your body is still taut. 297 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,648 What are you doing? 298 00:14:57,749 --> 00:15:02,209 Oscar, this is a children's soccer game, not Woodstock. 299 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:06,552 That was another era, huh? The music and the pot. 300 00:15:06,658 --> 00:15:10,458 Will you excuse me? I need to go to my camper for just a quick sec. 301 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,934 Open. 302 00:15:20,438 --> 00:15:25,671 - Hey, Uncle. - Hey, Buster. 303 00:15:28,746 --> 00:15:30,475 No, no, no. 304 00:15:30,582 --> 00:15:33,312 - No, no, no. - No, no, no. 305 00:15:33,418 --> 00:15:37,252 No! No! No! I came here to say something. 306 00:15:37,355 --> 00:15:40,518 You do not belong here. My mother's been spoken for. 307 00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:45,255 You know, I may never have played organized sports, but I am a man. 308 00:15:45,363 --> 00:15:48,821 - Buster. - And I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 309 00:15:50,368 --> 00:15:53,735 Okay. But, uh, I never meant to break up your family. 310 00:15:53,838 --> 00:15:57,330 Your mom called me for a reason. And I don't think she's happy. 311 00:15:57,442 --> 00:16:01,469 No, she's happy. She's just mean all the time. 312 00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:09,950 Uh, no, no, no, Uncle, let me get you. I'm a man. Move. 313 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:16,116 Michael submitted to the detective's questions. 314 00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,956 You haven't seen any evidence of Ms. Sanchez or where she might have gone? 315 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,997 I have, uh, no idea. None. 316 00:16:22,098 --> 00:16:24,658 Are you willing to take a polygraph to that effect? 317 00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:31,130 - Are you nuts? - Not without a better lawyer. 318 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,801 You're holding out on us! 319 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,810 Fantastic. Now Emma's awake. 320 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:39,643 - You know what? Let me take care of this. - Please. 321 00:16:43,687 --> 00:16:47,054 Kitty had evidence against your father, and you didn't want that to come out. 322 00:16:47,157 --> 00:16:49,819 But now you've got bigger problems, my friend. So why don't we make a deal? 323 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:53,020 I give you evidence against my father, and you pretend that I didn't kill Kitty? 324 00:16:53,129 --> 00:16:55,359 I mean, l-I didn't kill Kitty. 325 00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,497 Hello. Oh, hey, George Michael. 326 00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:03,334 Uh, I'm sorry. In your pants? 327 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:08,537 I'll be right there. Um, my son has an emergency. 328 00:17:08,645 --> 00:17:12,046 You know, there's a Grover book... I Can't Hold It In. 329 00:17:12,148 --> 00:17:15,413 Worked for us. 330 00:17:15,518 --> 00:17:19,978 Buster emerged from Oscar's trailer with a newfound sense of manliness... 331 00:17:20,090 --> 00:17:22,820 and then received a serendipitous gift. 332 00:17:24,361 --> 00:17:27,524 Kick it back! 333 00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:31,692 - If you can kick, fatty. - I'm a man. 334 00:17:40,043 --> 00:17:43,535 What are you doing? Get off the field! 335 00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,706 Are you crazy? 336 00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:05,658 And Buster realized he may havejust scared away a man... 337 00:18:05,769 --> 00:18:09,762 who supported him in the way he'd always hoped his own father would. 338 00:18:17,881 --> 00:18:19,508 And Michael headed over to the mall. 339 00:18:19,616 --> 00:18:23,313 - So what the hell is this? - Hey, Dad, I didn't know we were shoplifting, okay? 340 00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:25,945 Shoplifting? What's the matter with you, Gob? 341 00:18:26,056 --> 00:18:28,320 What's the matter with me? She's the shoplifter! 342 00:18:28,425 --> 00:18:31,223 - I wasn't shoplifting, you twit. - Yes, thanks to me. 343 00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:33,659 No. I work here. 344 00:18:33,763 --> 00:18:37,722 At least I used to. They fired me because they thought I was helping this idiot shoplift. 345 00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:40,530 Also, they said I wasn't a very good salesgirl. 346 00:18:40,637 --> 00:18:43,697 You can't be serious? 347 00:18:43,807 --> 00:18:45,798 A salesgirl. 348 00:18:45,909 --> 00:18:48,139 I knew it! I knew you couldn't pull it off. 349 00:18:48,244 --> 00:18:51,111 There's only one magician in this family and that is me. 350 00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:54,183 And you got caught by a 13-year-old girl. 351 00:18:54,284 --> 00:18:57,344 You know, this is why I'm constantly asking you to stay away from my son. 352 00:18:57,454 --> 00:18:59,479 Yeah, well, it's not like you were there to spend any time with me, Dad. 353 00:18:59,589 --> 00:19:01,523 Because I'm not daughter enough for you. 354 00:19:01,624 --> 00:19:06,254 George Michael, um, I'm always there for you, okay? 355 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:09,297 It's just you're getting a little too manly for Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 356 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:14,166 - Dad, that's what makes it funny. - I also wanted to give Maeby a good role model for a change. 357 00:19:14,270 --> 00:19:18,001 Yeah, well, I guess, you looking out for her is probably something she could use. 358 00:19:18,108 --> 00:19:20,201 Where is Maeby? 359 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:22,938 Michael realized he had to get to the police station... 360 00:19:23,046 --> 00:19:27,176 before they got ahold of Maeby, to whom he'd promised $50 to tell the truth. 361 00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:29,308 I've put a bounty on my own head. 362 00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:33,480 But Maeby's instincts to lie returned. 363 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,490 Hey, you can't go in there. 364 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:38,254 No, it's okay. I'm Detective Fellows's daughter. 365 00:19:38,361 --> 00:19:42,525 Oh. Oh, sorry. It's four-three-five. And that opens any door in the building. 366 00:19:42,632 --> 00:19:44,600 Great. Thanks. 367 00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:54,169 And it was there that Maeby discovered the key to Michael's freedom. 368 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:56,177 Well, I appreciate your honesty. 369 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,679 Maeby. What-What-What'd she say? 370 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,342 I said there's a tape of Kitty getting on the boat and that you guys blew it up. 371 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:04,215 I told them the truth, like you told me. 372 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,413 That-a-girl. 373 00:20:06,523 --> 00:20:09,856 That's right. That's, uh, that's the truth. That's everything that we know. 374 00:20:11,394 --> 00:20:13,362 You're free to go. 375 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,529 Great. Here we go. 376 00:20:22,539 --> 00:20:25,303 - What the hell just happened? - Relax. They got nothing on you. 377 00:20:25,408 --> 00:20:28,138 They're bluffing. Kitty's alive. I just saw her in the back room. 378 00:20:28,244 --> 00:20:31,179 They just wanted to get you scared, so you'd testify against Pop-Pop. 379 00:20:32,348 --> 00:20:34,339 Unbelievable. Oh, that's great. 380 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:37,078 You just told them the truth; they let us walk. 381 00:20:37,187 --> 00:20:40,520 - I guess I owe you 50 bucks, huh? - Yeah. I'd save your money. 382 00:20:40,623 --> 00:20:43,683 Kitty's got a lot of evidence, and she thinks that you tried to kill her. 383 00:20:43,793 --> 00:20:46,023 So you're probably going to need a better attorney. 384 00:20:48,932 --> 00:20:51,833 Lo siento. 385 00:20:51,935 --> 00:20:55,234 I hate Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 386 00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:58,068 On the next Arrested Development. 387 00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:02,873 Tobias loses his securityjob trying to solve the store's mice problem. 388 00:21:02,979 --> 00:21:08,281 Lindsay, now without a job, goes with her initial instinct. 389 00:21:08,384 --> 00:21:10,284 Mom, we're gonna be late for practice! 390 00:21:10,386 --> 00:21:13,355 - And Annyong exacts his revenge. - Where is everybody? 391 00:21:13,456 --> 00:21:15,481 Heads up, fatty!