1 00:00:01,020 --> 00:00:04,421 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,523 --> 00:00:06,514 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,625 --> 00:00:08,616 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,133 --> 00:00:15,794 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,737 --> 00:00:20,637 It was Monday morning... 6 00:00:20,739 --> 00:00:22,934 and Michael Bluth was nervous about meeting... 7 00:00:23,042 --> 00:00:25,476 with the new prosecutor ofhis father's criminal case. 8 00:00:25,577 --> 00:00:27,772 I don't know what you're so nervous about, Michael. 9 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:30,007 It's a new prosecutor. It's a whole new beginning... 10 00:00:30,115 --> 00:00:33,607 a new day, a new case, a whole new set of lies. 11 00:00:33,719 --> 00:00:36,415 - I'm not lying anymore, Mom. - Michael was lying. 12 00:00:36,522 --> 00:00:38,513 He found his fugitive father earlier in the week... 13 00:00:38,624 --> 00:00:40,524 and he was hiding him in the attic... 14 00:00:40,626 --> 00:00:43,459 where George Sr. Was currently waiting for his breakfast. 15 00:00:43,562 --> 00:00:45,723 About the business, just for the record... 16 00:00:45,831 --> 00:00:48,391 I was not involved with Dad building houses in Iraq. 17 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:51,128 - That's exactly what I'm gonna tell them. - Is that for Lindsay? 18 00:00:51,236 --> 00:00:53,397 Because she's not scared to eat in front of me anymore. 19 00:00:53,505 --> 00:00:55,405 Those are the whites only, yes? 20 00:00:55,507 --> 00:00:58,169 These aren't for Lindsay. These are mine. 21 00:00:58,277 --> 00:01:00,177 Anyway, I'm not lying anymore either, Michael. 22 00:01:00,279 --> 00:01:03,180 I'm being lied... 23 00:01:03,282 --> 00:01:05,182 on. 24 00:01:05,284 --> 00:01:07,309 Wow. Now more's gonna come up than go down. 25 00:01:10,289 --> 00:01:12,189 I gotta get outta here. 26 00:01:12,291 --> 00:01:14,350 - Hmm? - I can't take this anymore. 27 00:01:14,460 --> 00:01:18,726 I mean, she's just so loving and affectionate. 28 00:01:18,831 --> 00:01:21,026 L- l-This is not the woman I fell in love with. 29 00:01:21,133 --> 00:01:23,260 Oscar, please. You can't go. You gotta stay, okay? 30 00:01:23,368 --> 00:01:26,303 This is the nicest she's been since she found out Rosa could breast-feed Buster. 31 00:01:26,405 --> 00:01:29,772 Oh, Buster. Don't even bring that up. He's well into his army training. 32 00:01:29,875 --> 00:01:33,174 Actually, Buster had hit a wall in his army training. 33 00:01:33,278 --> 00:01:36,372 I can't do it! I can't make my bed, and I can't do this either! 34 00:01:36,482 --> 00:01:40,646 Aren't you supposed to yell at me and call me "homo" and motivate me over this wall? 35 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:42,879 We can't do that anymore. Lawsuit. 36 00:01:42,988 --> 00:01:45,320 In fact, it was a recent ruling... 37 00:01:45,424 --> 00:01:48,621 prosecuted by the same man who Michael was soon to meet with. 38 00:01:48,727 --> 00:01:51,525 It's going to be a long time before Sergeant Wendell Baker... 39 00:01:51,630 --> 00:01:54,121 calls someone "Private Homo" again. 40 00:01:54,233 --> 00:01:56,292 God willing, he'll fail boot camp. 41 00:01:56,401 --> 00:01:58,835 Well, why wouldn't he? He already failed day camp. 42 00:01:58,937 --> 00:02:01,462 - Hey. - Hi. Hey, Dad. 43 00:02:01,573 --> 00:02:04,508 - You ready for the prosecutor? - Hi. I hope so. 44 00:02:04,610 --> 00:02:07,170 - How'd that math test work out? - Oh, it was okay, I guess. 45 00:02:07,279 --> 00:02:09,645 But- I don't know. It was weird. I studied with Ann... 46 00:02:09,748 --> 00:02:11,648 but I still got a B-minus. 47 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:15,982 - Ann got you a B-minus? - Well, it wasn't Ann. She's an expert in math. 48 00:02:16,088 --> 00:02:18,818 - Isn't that cute? - Is it? 49 00:02:18,924 --> 00:02:21,085 Michael felt his son was setting the bar too low... 50 00:02:21,193 --> 00:02:23,491 with his dating standards. 51 00:02:23,595 --> 00:02:29,033 No, it wasn't Ann's fault. I think I just ended up thinkin' about the questions too long. 52 00:02:29,134 --> 00:02:31,728 And so, by the time I put an answer down, I went with, like... 53 00:02:31,837 --> 00:02:33,737 my fifth choice or somethin' like that. 54 00:02:33,839 --> 00:02:36,000 George Michael, never settle for fifth choice. 55 00:02:36,108 --> 00:02:39,168 Something better is gonna come along. She just has to. 56 00:02:39,278 --> 00:02:42,008 I think maybe sitting in the back of the class with Ann is a bad idea. 57 00:02:42,114 --> 00:02:44,446 You know, she's just so pretty. 58 00:02:44,550 --> 00:02:46,916 - I get distracted, I guess. - Do you? 59 00:02:47,019 --> 00:02:50,580 - I wish I could draw her nose. - Maybe it's your eyes. 60 00:02:51,990 --> 00:02:54,117 Maybe you need glasses... for your grades. 61 00:02:54,226 --> 00:02:56,126 Didn't you say you had a hard time readin' the board... 62 00:02:56,228 --> 00:02:58,753 - sittin' in the back row? - No, I said I was in the back of the classroom. 63 00:02:58,864 --> 00:03:00,764 - That's what I mean. Yeah? - It's different. No. No. 64 00:03:00,866 --> 00:03:03,460 Well, I don't know. Maybe. 65 00:03:03,569 --> 00:03:05,537 - No, definitely. I'll call the eye doctor. - I guess. 66 00:03:05,637 --> 00:03:07,935 I'm gonna set you up an appointment. Okay? 67 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,235 - Hey, gang. - Tobias. 68 00:03:10,342 --> 00:03:12,936 Oh. Ooh, I'm afraid I'll have to take them to go. I'm late for the gym. 69 00:03:13,045 --> 00:03:14,945 Oh, and also, here's a number... 70 00:03:15,047 --> 00:03:18,073 in case the Blue Man Group calls and needs an understudy. 71 00:03:18,183 --> 00:03:20,981 I just found out that my cellular telephone was a lemon. 72 00:03:21,086 --> 00:03:23,316 - It didn't work. - Neither do you. 73 00:03:23,422 --> 00:03:26,482 Pretty brave card for you to play. 74 00:03:26,592 --> 00:03:29,060 I just can't stand it. Tobias getting in shape... 75 00:03:29,161 --> 00:03:31,061 For a bunch of slutty gym rats. 76 00:03:31,163 --> 00:03:33,791 - What's wrong with your voice? - Nothing. I've been going out. 77 00:03:33,899 --> 00:03:36,333 Lindsay had been frequenting singles clubs... 78 00:03:36,435 --> 00:03:38,733 also still hoping to make her open marriage work- 79 00:03:38,837 --> 00:03:41,431 - Whoo! - which it won't. 80 00:03:41,540 --> 00:03:44,304 - I didn't catch that. - Whoo! 81 00:03:47,846 --> 00:03:50,280 I wonder how many women he's slept with, if any. 82 00:03:50,382 --> 00:03:52,282 Lindsay, it's not a competition. 83 00:03:52,384 --> 00:03:55,080 Of course it is, Michael. That's why they call it scoring. 84 00:03:55,187 --> 00:03:58,588 - Maybe in the '70s. - That many? We've only been doing this for a month. 85 00:03:58,690 --> 00:04:01,090 Instead of competing with Tobias, why don't you try spending... 86 00:04:01,193 --> 00:04:03,627 - a little more time with your daughter? - Why? Tobias doing that? 87 00:04:03,729 --> 00:04:06,095 At that moment, Lindsay's daughter... 88 00:04:06,198 --> 00:04:09,463 - was in the process of wooing her own man. - Who is it? 89 00:04:09,568 --> 00:04:13,834 - Steve Holt! - Maeby had even started ordering unnecessary items... 90 00:04:13,939 --> 00:04:15,839 just to have more occasions to see him. 91 00:04:15,941 --> 00:04:18,000 Uh, you ordered a "Memories ofThanksgiving" basket? 92 00:04:18,110 --> 00:04:22,012 - Wow, that looks great. - Maeby, who's your friend? 93 00:04:22,114 --> 00:04:25,049 - Is this your sister? - No. 94 00:04:25,150 --> 00:04:27,209 But you just made my day. 95 00:04:27,319 --> 00:04:30,015 Thank you for the basket. See ya. 96 00:04:31,723 --> 00:04:33,953 He thinks I'm cute. 97 00:04:34,059 --> 00:04:36,755 He's 19. He's a senior at my high school. 98 00:04:36,862 --> 00:04:39,456 And had been for several years. 99 00:04:43,669 --> 00:04:45,296 You know what? 100 00:04:45,404 --> 00:04:48,396 I think I am gonna spend more time with my daughter. 101 00:04:50,108 --> 00:04:53,134 I can't promise you I won't tell the prosecutor about that. 102 00:04:55,914 --> 00:04:59,907 - Where you been? - Are you wearing my dead wife's maternity clothes? 103 00:05:00,018 --> 00:05:02,578 Yeah. It's the only thing I could find. 104 00:05:02,688 --> 00:05:05,748 - Where are the eggs? - Doctor says they're bad for the baby. 105 00:05:05,857 --> 00:05:09,486 - So, you ready for this new prosecutor? - I was until you came back. 106 00:05:09,594 --> 00:05:11,494 You're not gonna turn me in, are you? 107 00:05:11,596 --> 00:05:14,759 Because I had no idea there were sanctions against, uh, Iraq. 108 00:05:14,866 --> 00:05:17,334 You know, th-they sent me over there. They said, "Go build." 109 00:05:17,436 --> 00:05:20,428 Uh- Uh, Do I look like a criminal mastermind to you? 110 00:05:20,539 --> 00:05:23,565 How do you get this ham open? I can't- I can't get this ham open. 111 00:05:23,675 --> 00:05:26,610 I'm not gonna turn you in. But you have put me in a position where I'm gonna have to lie. 112 00:05:26,712 --> 00:05:28,612 Why did you come back here in the first place? 113 00:05:28,714 --> 00:05:32,741 Oh, no reason. Your mother happens to be shtupping my brother, that's all. 114 00:05:32,851 --> 00:05:34,751 I'm only here to find out if I have a shot with her. 115 00:05:34,853 --> 00:05:38,084 If she's really in love with Oscar- I don't know- to hell with her. 116 00:05:38,190 --> 00:05:40,590 I'll just- I'll just leave. 117 00:05:42,394 --> 00:05:44,954 - I'll never come back. - Great. She's really in love with him. 118 00:05:45,063 --> 00:05:48,362 That's very funny. I need you to find out, okay? 119 00:05:48,467 --> 00:05:50,435 'Cause ever since l- I heard about this- 120 00:05:50,535 --> 00:05:52,662 I can't sleep. 121 00:05:52,771 --> 00:05:55,103 I can't- I can't eat. 122 00:05:55,207 --> 00:05:58,802 Oh. Look, it just peels off. Isn't that clever? 123 00:05:58,910 --> 00:06:03,006 Later that day, George Michael was having his eye exam... 124 00:06:03,115 --> 00:06:05,549 and finding it to be just as difficult as his math exam. 125 00:06:05,650 --> 00:06:08,050 - One or two? - Two. No. No, one. 126 00:06:08,153 --> 00:06:11,714 - Okay. Two or three? - Three. 127 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:14,924 Uh, unless three is too much of an improvement. 128 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:17,722 I'm sorry. Is one- Is one in the mix still? 129 00:06:17,829 --> 00:06:20,957 And Michael met with the new prosecutor, WayneJarvis. 130 00:06:21,066 --> 00:06:23,591 I'm sorry. I don't understand how this is not a conflict of interest. 131 00:06:23,702 --> 00:06:25,795 You almost represented us, and now you're the prosecutor. 132 00:06:25,904 --> 00:06:27,804 The Patriot Act. Read it. 133 00:06:27,906 --> 00:06:30,340 L-I'm not even the president anymore. My brother Gob is. 134 00:06:30,442 --> 00:06:32,637 I spoke with Gob. He appears to know nothing. 135 00:06:32,744 --> 00:06:35,474 Yeah, that's not an act. He twice tried to microwave... 136 00:06:35,580 --> 00:06:37,639 a Ding Dong while it was still in its foil. 137 00:06:37,749 --> 00:06:39,410 - Twice. - Twice? 138 00:06:39,518 --> 00:06:43,648 - Two times. - In fact, Gob had been grilled earlier. 139 00:06:43,755 --> 00:06:46,588 - I don't know anything about the business! - We're gonna get you, Bluth. 140 00:06:46,691 --> 00:06:49,854 We'll give you a few minutes to think about what you want to do. 141 00:06:52,697 --> 00:06:55,029 He knows less than anyone we have ever questioned. 142 00:06:55,133 --> 00:06:57,601 Gob knew too little to know that, however... 143 00:06:57,702 --> 00:07:01,194 and his confidence had never been more shaken. 144 00:07:01,306 --> 00:07:04,605 Andjust when he thought he couldn't handle another embarrassment- 145 00:07:04,709 --> 00:07:06,609 You're free to go. 146 00:07:06,711 --> 00:07:10,647 Things could get very messy for you, Michael, unless you have something to bargain with... 147 00:07:10,749 --> 00:07:13,183 like, say, a fugitive. 148 00:07:13,285 --> 00:07:15,617 - I don't know where to find such a thing. - Look harder. 149 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,951 - There might be something in it for you. - Something to get me off? 150 00:07:19,057 --> 00:07:21,855 If you could find a certain someone. 151 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:25,555 Can I have a moment alone with my client, please? 152 00:07:25,664 --> 00:07:29,100 Did you follow any of that? 153 00:07:29,201 --> 00:07:31,567 Yeah. He's hinting that he's gonna grant me immunity... 154 00:07:31,670 --> 00:07:33,865 but only on the condition that I turn in my father. 155 00:07:33,972 --> 00:07:36,873 You know where your father is? No, wait. Don't tell me now. 156 00:07:36,975 --> 00:07:40,502 Okay. If you know, give me a high five. 157 00:07:42,147 --> 00:07:44,047 Mm-mmm. 158 00:07:46,951 --> 00:07:48,816 Michael had just found out... 159 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:52,913 that his legal problems might go away ifhe turned in his father. 160 00:07:53,024 --> 00:07:54,992 It's just you and me now, huh? 161 00:07:55,092 --> 00:07:59,552 No, Barry, l- I know where my father is, okay? 162 00:07:59,664 --> 00:08:02,827 He came back to make sure that my mother wasn't really in love with my uncle. 163 00:08:02,934 --> 00:08:06,165 He wants to know if he's still got a shot with her. If he doesn't, he's leaving. 164 00:08:06,270 --> 00:08:08,898 If he's got a shot with her, just give me a little tap on the fanny. 165 00:08:09,006 --> 00:08:10,906 - That's not gonna happen. - Okay. 166 00:08:11,008 --> 00:08:14,739 Then look, just tell him anything he wants to hear to keep him from running. 167 00:08:14,846 --> 00:08:17,110 We just have to keep him here until we can hear... 168 00:08:17,215 --> 00:08:19,115 what kind of deal they're offering you. 169 00:08:19,217 --> 00:08:22,550 You just trust me. I'm a lot more competent than you can imagine. 170 00:08:24,388 --> 00:08:27,357 Oh, I forgot to take the tinfoil off too. 171 00:08:27,458 --> 00:08:29,358 I really wanted that. 172 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:32,520 Buster, meanwhile, was sharing his failure... 173 00:08:32,630 --> 00:08:34,359 with someone who was well-versed on the subject. 174 00:08:34,465 --> 00:08:38,458 I mean, I couldn't get over the wall. They put me on suspension until I can. 175 00:08:38,569 --> 00:08:40,799 Perhaps you need to find somebody who can motivate you. 176 00:08:40,905 --> 00:08:43,635 - Yeah, but who? - And then it hit him. 177 00:08:43,741 --> 00:08:46,869 Gob had always proven a good motivator for Buster. 178 00:08:46,978 --> 00:08:50,436 Do it! 179 00:08:50,548 --> 00:08:53,642 When you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. 180 00:08:53,751 --> 00:08:56,413 - Thanks, Brother. - Hey, Brother... 181 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:59,148 how would you like to go to the old playground with me? 182 00:08:59,257 --> 00:09:02,658 I'm sure as hell not gonna go back to work. I'm never going back there. 183 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:07,163 Oh. Well, then perchance I might be able to borrow your cellular telephone? 184 00:09:07,265 --> 00:09:09,665 I'm not fit to run a company. 185 00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:11,667 And I don't deserve a fancy phone. 186 00:09:11,769 --> 00:09:15,899 Well, the Blue Man Group might need me. And I do deserve a fancy phone. 187 00:09:16,007 --> 00:09:18,407 They didn't, and he doesn't. 188 00:09:18,509 --> 00:09:20,977 Michael knew he couldn't let his father get away. 189 00:09:21,078 --> 00:09:24,536 So he decided to see ifhis mother and Oscar really were in love. 190 00:09:24,649 --> 00:09:27,982 So, come on. Aren't you really just dating Oscar to get back at Dad? 191 00:09:28,085 --> 00:09:30,610 Oh, it may have started as that... 192 00:09:30,721 --> 00:09:34,589 but I have fallen in love with Oscar. 193 00:09:34,692 --> 00:09:37,422 And it's so nice not to have to worry about getting pregnant. 194 00:09:37,528 --> 00:09:40,520 The doctor said I couldn't be a mother now if I tried. 195 00:09:40,631 --> 00:09:42,656 And that was without even interviewing me. 196 00:09:42,767 --> 00:09:44,758 Here you go. Hot tea. 197 00:09:44,869 --> 00:09:48,100 Because that's what you are- a hottie. 198 00:09:51,709 --> 00:09:55,042 Stop me from pouring this on myself. I can't take this anymore. 199 00:09:55,146 --> 00:09:57,046 All right. Now, listen, Oscar. 200 00:09:57,148 --> 00:09:59,343 Maybe you should think about moving on, you know. 201 00:09:59,450 --> 00:10:03,284 This really isn't your scene, with the sweaters and the furniture. 202 00:10:03,387 --> 00:10:06,356 Maybe you should take a leap at freedom, like my father. 203 00:10:06,457 --> 00:10:08,357 Just run. 204 00:10:08,459 --> 00:10:11,394 Is that her rape horn? 205 00:10:11,495 --> 00:10:14,726 It's more like a starter's pistol. 206 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:18,393 Run. 207 00:10:20,738 --> 00:10:23,832 Meanwhile, Tobias set about learning how to operate his new cell phone. 208 00:10:23,941 --> 00:10:26,409 Oh! 209 00:10:26,510 --> 00:10:29,445 And Lindsay tried to spend more time getting to know her daughter. 210 00:10:29,547 --> 00:10:33,142 Hi, baby. Oh, Steve. Hi. 211 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:35,480 - Hi. - What are you doing here? 212 00:10:35,586 --> 00:10:37,747 I thought I'd spend a little time with my daughter. 213 00:10:37,855 --> 00:10:40,187 After all, it hasn't been that long since I've been in high school. 214 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:42,316 Is that a fire? 215 00:10:42,426 --> 00:10:45,759 - We have to go to class. - Okay. Well, this was fun. 216 00:10:45,863 --> 00:10:50,664 Maybe later we can all spend a little more time together. Go shopping. Get a drink. 217 00:10:50,768 --> 00:10:52,998 I'm in school. And I'm 15. 218 00:10:53,104 --> 00:10:57,006 Oh. Well, I'm much, much, much... 219 00:10:57,108 --> 00:10:59,008 older than 15. 220 00:11:00,111 --> 00:11:02,011 - You don't look it. - Oh, Steve. 221 00:11:02,113 --> 00:11:04,877 He thinks I'm young. You made my day again! 222 00:11:09,687 --> 00:11:12,815 - Your mom's pretty, uh, out there. - She's not my mom. 223 00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,914 But she said you were her daughter. 224 00:11:15,026 --> 00:11:17,358 His daughter. That's my dad. 225 00:11:17,461 --> 00:11:20,123 - That's a dude? - And the worst part is... 226 00:11:20,231 --> 00:11:22,131 he thinks he's passing. 227 00:11:25,202 --> 00:11:28,296 Right outside the school, Buster tried to put his own plan... 228 00:11:28,406 --> 00:11:30,772 into action by stirring up old memories. 229 00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:34,038 What do you say? I need your help to get over the wall. Push me. 230 00:11:34,145 --> 00:11:36,079 I'm the pathetic one, Buster, not you. 231 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:38,705 I totally freaked out in front of that prosecutor today. 232 00:11:38,816 --> 00:11:41,649 Like a little girl in a little dress- 233 00:11:41,752 --> 00:11:44,721 little saddle shoes, little pigtails. 234 00:11:44,822 --> 00:11:47,052 Wow, that does sound like a little girl. 235 00:11:47,158 --> 00:11:49,285 Come on, get my ire up. 236 00:11:49,393 --> 00:11:51,293 Push me! 237 00:11:51,395 --> 00:11:53,295 Oh. 238 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:58,164 Oh, this is turning out to be much more fun than I'd hoped. 239 00:11:58,269 --> 00:12:00,931 It was fun. But it wasn't making him a better soldier. 240 00:12:01,038 --> 00:12:02,938 Push me higher. 241 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,008 Ooh! I'll do it. 242 00:12:06,210 --> 00:12:08,110 Whoo! 243 00:12:08,212 --> 00:12:11,545 And Michael reported to his father about his meeting with the prosecutor. 244 00:12:11,649 --> 00:12:14,049 - Prosecutor offer you a deal? - That was not said. 245 00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:19,418 But, uh, more importantly, you should know that it seems like Oscar's on his way out. 246 00:12:19,523 --> 00:12:23,084 - Really? - Yeah. So just sit tight, and everything should be fine. 247 00:12:24,628 --> 00:12:27,426 Wow. Hey, by the way, I broke this thing. L- 248 00:12:27,531 --> 00:12:30,329 - What the hell is it anyway? - That's a breast pump, Dad. 249 00:12:30,434 --> 00:12:33,631 Oh. Well, I did not use it for that. 250 00:12:33,737 --> 00:12:37,036 And so Michael went to meet the prosecutor. 251 00:12:37,141 --> 00:12:39,166 I felt obligated to share some photographs with you. 252 00:12:39,276 --> 00:12:41,437 I obtained these from the Bluth Company e-mail server. 253 00:12:41,545 --> 00:12:43,945 You tapped into our e-mail? That's legal? 254 00:12:44,048 --> 00:12:45,948 I'm going for a hot Ding Dong. 255 00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:48,985 Hot Ding Dong? Yeah? 256 00:12:49,086 --> 00:12:52,783 Michael, this is a close-up satellite photograph of the Iraqi countryside. 257 00:12:52,890 --> 00:12:55,381 See this little series of hills around that stream? 258 00:12:55,493 --> 00:12:57,484 Those are bunkers. We believe that those bunkers... 259 00:12:57,595 --> 00:12:59,722 contain weapons of mass destruction. 260 00:12:59,830 --> 00:13:03,664 We also think that your father was building on that land to hide them. 261 00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:06,463 Which is why that photograph was on his e-mail. 262 00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:09,198 - Are you serious? - Almost always. 263 00:13:09,306 --> 00:13:12,673 I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had. 264 00:13:12,776 --> 00:13:15,973 - This is a big accusation. - I did not find their buffoonery amusing. 265 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:20,813 - About my father. - He's guilty, Michael, of medium to heavy treason. 266 00:13:20,918 --> 00:13:23,011 That proves it. You can't protect him. 267 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,987 Turn him in and immunity is yours. 268 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,859 Michael returned home to confront his father. - Michael? 269 00:13:30,961 --> 00:13:32,861 Mom was just here looking for you. 270 00:13:32,963 --> 00:13:35,158 She's claiming Oscar's disappeared because of something you said. 271 00:13:35,266 --> 00:13:37,234 - Can't talk right now. - Really? 272 00:13:37,334 --> 00:13:39,325 What's wrong with your voice? 273 00:13:39,436 --> 00:13:42,030 I can talk, sure. I didn't say anything to Oscar. 274 00:13:42,139 --> 00:13:44,039 - Anything else? - No. 275 00:13:44,141 --> 00:13:47,076 Oh. Hey, did I tell you? I accidentally ran into Steve Holt. 276 00:13:47,178 --> 00:13:49,738 Wow. Everything about you is so womanly. 277 00:13:49,847 --> 00:13:52,008 You're everything a woman should be. 278 00:13:52,116 --> 00:13:54,710 Thank you, Steve. 279 00:13:54,818 --> 00:13:56,410 We ended up making a lunch date. 280 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,454 I thought you were spending time with Maeby. 281 00:13:58,556 --> 00:14:00,547 Yeah. I'll have to reschedule her. 282 00:14:00,658 --> 00:14:04,754 But Mom isn't the only one "finding love" where she least expects it. Her words. 283 00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:08,628 Wh-Whoa! Finding love- She said that? Where, here? 284 00:14:08,732 --> 00:14:10,632 Yeah, she won't shut up about him. 285 00:14:10,734 --> 00:14:12,702 She said "tingling," like, 75 times. 286 00:14:12,803 --> 00:14:17,570 Gets me tingling. And, you know, with Oscar there's tingling. 287 00:14:17,675 --> 00:14:21,873 - She said those words in this house? - Yeah. 288 00:14:21,979 --> 00:14:23,708 Dad? 289 00:14:23,814 --> 00:14:25,714 Hello? 290 00:14:29,856 --> 00:14:33,019 Michael had just discovered that his father had escaped from the attic. 291 00:14:33,126 --> 00:14:35,026 Hello? 292 00:14:35,128 --> 00:14:37,653 This is gonna sound like a strange question, but have you seen Dad? 293 00:14:37,764 --> 00:14:39,664 Of course not. And I'm not talking to you. 294 00:14:39,766 --> 00:14:42,200 You tried to scare away Oscar, which didn't work. 295 00:14:42,302 --> 00:14:45,135 - He's back. - I just, uh- 296 00:14:45,238 --> 00:14:48,537 I just wanted to have sex with you. That's-That's all I'm good for. 297 00:14:48,642 --> 00:14:51,202 Did you hear that? He said he just wants to- 298 00:14:51,311 --> 00:14:53,802 - Good-bye, Mom. - Have sex with me. 299 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,543 - You smell like a pinecone. - Yeah, that's the weed. 300 00:14:59,653 --> 00:15:02,178 I went to my, uh, my- hole trailer... 301 00:15:02,289 --> 00:15:04,484 and l- I smoked some like a cigarette. 302 00:15:04,591 --> 00:15:07,025 Should we take it into the bedroom? 303 00:15:08,295 --> 00:15:11,560 - Only if you really love me. - Of course I do. 304 00:15:14,301 --> 00:15:16,667 Ohh. 305 00:15:18,772 --> 00:15:21,172 What's wrong with you? Where are you going? 306 00:15:21,274 --> 00:15:23,299 I'm on mushrooms! 307 00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:26,311 I'm on bad mushrooms! 308 00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:29,041 And soon, the prosecutor's evidence became public. 309 00:15:29,149 --> 00:15:34,086 We've obtained photographs that officials call definite proof of W.M.D.'s in Iraq. 310 00:15:34,187 --> 00:15:36,485 What that means for your weekend at 10:00. 311 00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:40,219 It seems that due to the new information-sharing provisions... 312 00:15:40,327 --> 00:15:42,761 in the Patriot Act, the photos had made the rounds... 313 00:15:42,863 --> 00:15:45,889 through several branches of government... 314 00:15:45,999 --> 00:15:48,126 and ultimately to the U.S. Army itself. 315 00:15:48,235 --> 00:15:50,362 I just came back to tell you. I can't do that wall. 316 00:15:50,470 --> 00:15:52,700 There's no time for that. We're shipping out without you. 317 00:15:52,806 --> 00:15:54,865 - What? - Didn't you see? 318 00:15:54,975 --> 00:15:59,674 - Pick it up. Pick it up. - Weapons of mass destruction? 319 00:15:59,779 --> 00:16:01,906 - Those bastards. - I did not say that. 320 00:16:02,015 --> 00:16:05,917 Are you gonna let that slide? Are you gonna allow your children... 321 00:16:06,019 --> 00:16:08,044 and your children's children... 322 00:16:08,154 --> 00:16:10,122 and any children that I might have out there... 323 00:16:10,223 --> 00:16:12,953 to live in fear for the rest of their lives? 324 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,892 Climb that wall, homo! 325 00:16:15,996 --> 00:16:17,930 Climb it. 326 00:16:18,031 --> 00:16:20,898 Andjust as the men thought the day could get no more surprising... 327 00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:22,901 it did. 328 00:16:23,003 --> 00:16:24,903 Ohh! Ooh! 329 00:16:25,005 --> 00:16:28,463 When you do this without getting punched, you'll have more fun. 330 00:16:28,575 --> 00:16:31,976 - Oh, hey, George Michael. - Oh, hi. 331 00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,069 They found W.M.D.'s in Iraq, so we got a half-day. 332 00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:37,149 Cool. So I got a "C" on my math test. 333 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,480 Not anticipating a good reaction on that. 334 00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:43,078 Well, the "B" got you glasses. Maybe this time you'll get a neck brace. 335 00:16:43,189 --> 00:16:46,488 Anyways, have you seen my mom? 336 00:16:46,593 --> 00:16:48,493 Seems possible. 337 00:16:48,595 --> 00:16:50,893 - She's on her way to meet Steve Holt. - I thought you liked him. 338 00:16:50,997 --> 00:16:53,295 I do. I'm crazy about him. But he's obsessed with her. 339 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,300 That's all he wants to talk about. 340 00:16:55,402 --> 00:16:57,962 Lindsay felt bad. Perhaps she had hurt her daughter... 341 00:16:58,071 --> 00:16:59,971 by putting herself first. 342 00:17:00,073 --> 00:17:02,564 But she would have felt worse if she'd remained even a moment longer. 343 00:17:02,676 --> 00:17:05,008 But it's only because he thinks she's got a penis. 344 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,272 Oh, I told him she was a tranny. 345 00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:09,678 Meanwhile, Michael was still up in the attic. 346 00:17:09,783 --> 00:17:12,047 Dad, what's goin' on? Somebody could see you. 347 00:17:12,152 --> 00:17:15,588 What's the difference, Mike? You're turning me in, aren't you? 348 00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:18,522 They say you're involved in something real big, Dad. They've got photos. 349 00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:20,991 Not true. But go. Knock yourself out. Turn me in. 350 00:17:21,094 --> 00:17:24,325 I went and I saw for myself. 351 00:17:24,431 --> 00:17:26,331 She's in love with him. 352 00:17:29,235 --> 00:17:32,033 Then why did you come back? Why didn't you just leave forever like you said? 353 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,038 And go where? 354 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:37,007 Make a deal for yourself, Mike. 355 00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:39,101 I got no love in my life anymore. 356 00:17:39,212 --> 00:17:41,646 And Michael realized for the first time... 357 00:17:41,748 --> 00:17:45,377 that his father was capable ofhaving his heart broken. 358 00:17:45,485 --> 00:17:47,612 Later that day, Michael had his meeting with the prosecutor. 359 00:17:47,721 --> 00:17:50,884 So, where the hell is he? Come on, Bluth. What's it gonna be? 360 00:17:50,991 --> 00:17:53,551 Your father or your freedom? 361 00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:56,060 And Michael had to do the right thing. 362 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:58,687 I don't know what happened to him. 363 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:04,193 Michael, when we started talking to you, we didn't have anything. 364 00:18:04,304 --> 00:18:07,034 But now... we got something. 365 00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:10,041 - And you're gonna do time for it. - Those are the pictures? 366 00:18:10,143 --> 00:18:12,543 They're all over the news. 367 00:18:12,646 --> 00:18:15,012 - Those are balls. - What? 368 00:18:15,115 --> 00:18:18,482 Barry was right. Tobias had inadvertently photographed himself... 369 00:18:18,585 --> 00:18:20,485 while learning to use his camera phone. 370 00:18:20,587 --> 00:18:23,750 See, uh, this close, they always look like landscape. 371 00:18:23,857 --> 00:18:27,054 Nope, you're lookin' at balls. 372 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,720 Soon, forensic scientists confirmed this. 373 00:18:29,829 --> 00:18:31,854 And for the second time in two days... 374 00:18:31,965 --> 00:18:35,401 the information-sharing network put into place by the Patriot Act... 375 00:18:35,502 --> 00:18:37,402 was put to use. 376 00:18:37,504 --> 00:18:40,268 They're balls? 377 00:18:40,373 --> 00:18:42,273 We're looking at balls. Let's turn it around. 378 00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:44,275 Copy on balls. We're turning. 379 00:18:44,377 --> 00:18:46,845 And eventually, the news traveled back to the source. 380 00:18:46,946 --> 00:18:50,438 We got one wrong, and we do apologize. 381 00:18:53,887 --> 00:18:55,912 I'm on TV. 382 00:18:56,022 --> 00:18:58,252 And Michael returned home a free man. 383 00:18:58,358 --> 00:19:01,589 You got the glasses. Now you'll do better on those math exams. 384 00:19:01,695 --> 00:19:05,131 I think I blew the eye exam too. Every time I take these off, I feel better. 385 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:08,257 Let me see 'em. 386 00:19:08,368 --> 00:19:11,462 - I've seen this before. - For a while, George Michael... 387 00:19:11,571 --> 00:19:13,835 had shared a room with his Uncle Tobias. 388 00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:16,534 - Oh, th-there's a ladder. - I don't need it. 389 00:19:18,978 --> 00:19:21,446 Yeah, I don't think you need glasses, Son. 390 00:19:22,749 --> 00:19:25,912 Well, if the cops are waiting, I'm ready to go. 391 00:19:26,019 --> 00:19:27,987 I got nothin' since your mother deserted me. 392 00:19:28,088 --> 00:19:29,988 You know, you-you deserted her, Dad. 393 00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:31,990 You know, you escaped, and then you faked your death. 394 00:19:32,092 --> 00:19:34,390 I'm not so sure she sees you as that reliable. 395 00:19:34,494 --> 00:19:36,826 But, listen, for what it's worth... 396 00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:38,830 I did not turn you in. 397 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,668 - You didn't? - No. 398 00:19:42,769 --> 00:19:45,329 And I don't know whether it's just Tracy's maternity clothes... 399 00:19:45,438 --> 00:19:49,101 but it's very nice to see a softer side of you. 400 00:19:49,209 --> 00:19:52,508 Although I'm sorry that you feel you have no love in your life. 401 00:19:52,612 --> 00:19:55,012 Well, I don't- I don't feel that way anymore. 402 00:19:57,584 --> 00:19:59,484 Thanks. 403 00:19:59,586 --> 00:20:02,350 Been a long time since someone stood up for me. 404 00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:08,519 - Found her perfume, huh? - Just a little left in the bottle. 405 00:20:08,628 --> 00:20:10,687 - Well, that was the end of it. - Yeah. 406 00:20:10,797 --> 00:20:12,697 - It's nice on you. - Thank you. 407 00:20:12,799 --> 00:20:15,597 On the next Arrested Development. 408 00:20:15,702 --> 00:20:18,762 Oscar returns to find a now-distant Lucille. 409 00:20:18,872 --> 00:20:21,966 I'm back. But just for now. 410 00:20:22,075 --> 00:20:24,100 'Cause you get on my case- shoo- 411 00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:26,940 - I am out of here. - Then go. Who needs you? 412 00:20:27,046 --> 00:20:28,980 Which was what attracted him to her... 413 00:20:29,082 --> 00:20:32,108 - in the first place. - God, I missed you. 414 00:20:32,218 --> 00:20:35,551 - Lindsay reconciles with her daughter. - Hey, Mom. I got you somethin'. 415 00:20:35,655 --> 00:20:37,748 That is so sweet. 416 00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:40,291 You know what? I was hoping we could go to dinner tonight. 417 00:20:40,393 --> 00:20:42,861 Oh, I thought you were gonna go see Steve Holt at school. 418 00:20:42,962 --> 00:20:44,862 No, I just wanted to check him out... 419 00:20:44,964 --> 00:20:47,728 and make sure he's good enough for my daughter. 420 00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:50,200 - Is it- - It's a "Sheh-ma-lee." 421 00:20:50,303 --> 00:20:52,271 It's gorgeous. 422 00:20:52,372 --> 00:20:54,397 I'm wearing it to dinner. 423 00:20:54,507 --> 00:20:57,305 Tobias, traumatized by the public exposure... 424 00:20:57,410 --> 00:20:59,503 returns to an unfortunate quirk. 425 00:20:59,612 --> 00:21:01,580 Thank God! My cutoffs. 426 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,252 There were cutoffs up here?