1 00:00:01,020 --> 00:00:04,421 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,523 --> 00:00:06,514 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,625 --> 00:00:08,616 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,166 --> 00:00:15,861 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,804 --> 00:00:21,705 Michael was using the Bluth Company crane... 6 00:00:21,807 --> 00:00:26,039 to retrieve the family-owned frozen banana stand after it had been dumped in the bay... 7 00:00:26,145 --> 00:00:28,978 a holiday tradition among the local youth. 8 00:00:29,081 --> 00:00:32,881 - Soon he returned home so that he and his son- - George Michael? 9 00:00:32,985 --> 00:00:35,385 Could share their holiday tradition of rebuilding it. 10 00:00:35,487 --> 00:00:37,955 - Another one of Dad's suits? - Hey, I'm the president now. 11 00:00:38,057 --> 00:00:42,255 I'm filling Dad's shoes... literally, except his shoes don't fit. 12 00:00:42,361 --> 00:00:44,625 But I did finally get into Dad's pants... 13 00:00:44,730 --> 00:00:47,824 although I had to have the crotch taken in a little. 14 00:00:47,933 --> 00:00:50,629 You know, Gob, maybe it's the suits, but I think you may be beginning... 15 00:00:50,736 --> 00:00:53,830 to alienate some of the employees down at work. 16 00:00:53,939 --> 00:00:56,464 What? Oh, that's great. 17 00:00:56,575 --> 00:01:00,011 The president has to worry about alienating the employees now. 18 00:01:00,112 --> 00:01:03,639 In fact, Gob had started to alienate some ofhis colleagues. 19 00:01:03,749 --> 00:01:08,482 The worst that could happen is I could spill some on my $3,000 suit. Come on! 20 00:01:08,587 --> 00:01:11,454 - Hey! - The guy in the $4,000 suit... 21 00:01:11,557 --> 00:01:14,424 is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in three months. 22 00:01:16,395 --> 00:01:18,829 Why don't I just take a whiz through this $5,000 suit? 23 00:01:18,931 --> 00:01:22,458 Come on! They like me just fine. You'll see that tonight... 24 00:01:22,568 --> 00:01:25,969 when they toast me at the Christmas party, just like they used to with Dad. 25 00:01:26,071 --> 00:01:28,232 They used to roast Dad 'cause they thought that... 26 00:01:28,340 --> 00:01:31,275 he had a sense of humor about himself, but he didn't, and neither do you. 27 00:01:31,376 --> 00:01:34,436 Hey, nobody laughed louder than me at any joke about Dad. 28 00:01:34,546 --> 00:01:38,482 You're the one who's all Mr. "I take myself too seriously all the time." 29 00:01:38,584 --> 00:01:41,451 Michael did tend to take the Christmas party somewhat seriously. 30 00:01:41,553 --> 00:01:44,852 Merry Christmas. You can go ahead and put that right in the charity barrel. 31 00:01:44,957 --> 00:01:47,755 Thanks a lot. Sorry, pal. We just can't have them resent us. 32 00:01:47,860 --> 00:01:51,921 I know some of the numbers haven't all added up, and there is some speculation... 33 00:01:52,030 --> 00:01:55,830 that George has been into the kitty- 34 00:01:55,934 --> 00:01:58,129 "Into the kitty"! That's awesome. 35 00:01:58,237 --> 00:02:01,900 Fire Tom and get your jackass brother out of here. 36 00:02:02,007 --> 00:02:05,636 This year I'm not officially president, and it'll be nice to actually have some fun... 37 00:02:05,744 --> 00:02:08,008 with my son at a Christmas party. 38 00:02:08,113 --> 00:02:10,911 - Thank God I don't have to go. - So glad to hear you say that. 39 00:02:11,016 --> 00:02:12,813 I wanna meet someone there. 40 00:02:12,918 --> 00:02:15,250 What? So I'm not invited to the Bluth Company Christmas party? 41 00:02:15,354 --> 00:02:18,983 Oh, honey, of course you can go if you want to. 42 00:02:19,091 --> 00:02:22,151 - Thanks, Mom. - No. You're not going to that. 43 00:02:22,261 --> 00:02:25,753 You see, if I show up with you, it'll just make me seem like I'm a mother. 44 00:02:25,864 --> 00:02:28,526 - I've never thought of you that way. - That's sweet. 45 00:02:28,634 --> 00:02:33,867 Well, I won't be going. I will be head to toe in blue makeup until 8:01... 46 00:02:33,972 --> 00:02:35,906 in case the Blue Man Group needs their understudy, so- 47 00:02:36,008 --> 00:02:38,499 No, no, you have to go. So when men find out... 48 00:02:38,610 --> 00:02:40,942 we're in an open relationship, they'll see you're no threat. 49 00:02:41,046 --> 00:02:45,107 People hear the name Tobias, they think big, black guy. 50 00:02:45,217 --> 00:02:47,742 Well, obviously I'm not a big guy. 51 00:02:47,853 --> 00:02:50,447 I'm not a Carl Weathers, par exemple. 52 00:02:50,556 --> 00:02:53,719 I forgot about Carl. Is he still single? 53 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:57,693 Hey, George Michael, I need you to help me fix up the banana stand. 54 00:02:57,796 --> 00:03:00,196 No, I can't. I was supposed to go to Ann's parents' Christmas party. 55 00:03:00,299 --> 00:03:03,894 - We're makin' yams. - Tonight? Tonight is the office party. 56 00:03:04,002 --> 00:03:07,870 Well, did you want me to go to that? You're always telling me not to have fun at those things. 57 00:03:07,973 --> 00:03:11,204 Yes. We might even snatch a gift from the charity barrel. 58 00:03:11,310 --> 00:03:15,872 Oh. Okay, well-well, I think Ann's parents are having their party on Bethlehem time... 59 00:03:15,981 --> 00:03:18,040 which is pretty early, so maybe I can make an appearance. 60 00:03:18,150 --> 00:03:21,278 Make an appearance? Uh- Uh- No, no. It's okay. 61 00:03:21,386 --> 00:03:24,150 - You be with Yam. It's fine. It's good. - It's Ann. 62 00:03:24,256 --> 00:03:26,554 It's good. Have fun. 63 00:03:26,658 --> 00:03:30,185 The boy's pulling away from you. Are we having yams? 64 00:03:30,295 --> 00:03:33,230 Yeah, I don't know what's goin' on with him. You know, he's on Bethlehem time. 65 00:03:33,332 --> 00:03:35,266 He's spending every moment of the day with this girl. 66 00:03:35,367 --> 00:03:38,234 - It's, like, I'm his father. He should be spending most- - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 67 00:03:38,337 --> 00:03:42,774 Don't get involved. Believe me. When I thought your first wife was driving us apart... 68 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:44,842 I did not make a stink. 69 00:03:44,943 --> 00:03:49,573 You complained all the time, and she was my only wife. And she died. 70 00:03:49,681 --> 00:03:52,844 Well, see, things have a way of working themselves out. 71 00:03:52,951 --> 00:03:55,749 Nonetheless, it's family first at the holidays. 72 00:03:55,854 --> 00:03:58,584 - Oh, God. It's Mom again. - Put it on speakerphone. 73 00:03:58,690 --> 00:04:01,158 I wanna hear her beautiful voice. 74 00:04:01,260 --> 00:04:03,990 Michael! There's a hole in the window! There's been a break-in! 75 00:04:04,096 --> 00:04:06,326 - Get over here! - I'm leaving now. 76 00:04:06,431 --> 00:04:08,399 Sounds tense. 77 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:12,869 That means she's not gettin' any from my brother, Oscar. Lovely. That's nice. 78 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:18,209 I heard about the banana stand, and now there's been a break-in. 79 00:04:18,310 --> 00:04:21,643 But I have a surprise for whoever it is if he comes back. 80 00:04:21,747 --> 00:04:24,272 First I blow him; then I poke him. 81 00:04:24,383 --> 00:04:27,352 Guy has no idea what he's in for. 82 00:04:27,452 --> 00:04:32,151 You know, Mom, all the glass seems to be on the outside. Plus, here's your little statue... 83 00:04:32,257 --> 00:04:36,193 so I guess what this says to me is, I doubt anyone was trying to break in, Mom. 84 00:04:36,295 --> 00:04:39,287 If anything, someone was trying to break out. Where is Oscar? 85 00:04:39,398 --> 00:04:42,799 Well, he's on his walkabout or pilgrimage. 86 00:04:42,901 --> 00:04:46,462 Every year, Oscar attempts the 420-mile walk... 87 00:04:46,571 --> 00:04:49,233 from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. 88 00:04:49,341 --> 00:04:52,139 In the 12 years he's attempted this... 89 00:04:52,244 --> 00:04:56,010 he's never made it past U.C. Irvine. 90 00:04:56,114 --> 00:04:59,572 He calls it a quest to recharge his chi. I call it an excuse for him... 91 00:04:59,685 --> 00:05:02,153 to score his pot and wag his pickle at coeds. 92 00:05:02,254 --> 00:05:05,417 You sound mad, Mom, mad enough to throw one of these little lady heads at him. 93 00:05:05,524 --> 00:05:09,620 - What's that supposed to mean? - Well, maybe you're a little bit lonely... 94 00:05:09,728 --> 00:05:12,162 and you're acting out for attention. 95 00:05:12,264 --> 00:05:15,324 That's ridiculous. I want you to move in with me. 96 00:05:15,434 --> 00:05:19,370 What? No. No. No. No, no, no, no. 97 00:05:19,471 --> 00:05:22,770 Didn't you adopt a child for this very reason? So that you would never be alone? 98 00:05:22,874 --> 00:05:26,241 Michael, a mother doesn't have a child to give herself company. 99 00:05:26,345 --> 00:05:30,008 - Annyong was to teach Buster a lesson. - And where is that little lesson? 100 00:05:30,115 --> 00:05:34,950 I sent him to the Milford Academy to teach him a lesson. I can't remember about what. 101 00:05:35,053 --> 00:05:38,045 And Buster left this morning to finish his army training. 102 00:05:38,156 --> 00:05:42,786 In fact, Lucille had refused to drive him to the army base... 103 00:05:42,894 --> 00:05:45,795 so Buster was taking his very first bus ride. 104 00:05:45,897 --> 00:05:48,297 - I can't change a hundred. - Oh. 105 00:05:49,735 --> 00:05:53,637 Oh, God. Oh. 106 00:05:53,739 --> 00:05:57,072 And that's when Buster saw something interesting. 107 00:05:58,844 --> 00:06:01,438 That could be good for army. 108 00:06:04,216 --> 00:06:08,414 Whilejust 20 yards away, Michael went to work repairing the banana stand. 109 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,385 What are you doin' here? 110 00:06:10,489 --> 00:06:13,890 My mom signed me out of school early, so she wouldn't have to pick me up later... 111 00:06:13,992 --> 00:06:16,051 so she wouldn't be late for the Christmas party. 112 00:06:16,161 --> 00:06:18,789 - That's about the worst thing I've ever heard. - I had to drive... 113 00:06:18,897 --> 00:06:22,094 - because she had a little bit of a buzz on. - No. That's it. 114 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:25,897 - You doing this alone? - Yeah. Well, thanks. 115 00:06:26,004 --> 00:06:29,064 I guess George Michael's gettin' a little too old to hang out with his dad. 116 00:06:29,174 --> 00:06:32,075 - Yeah, and I'm getting too old for my mom to be with me. - You know what? 117 00:06:32,177 --> 00:06:34,577 - Maybe we should go to this party together. - Really? 118 00:06:34,679 --> 00:06:37,307 Yeah. You're my little niece. I think we should be spending more time together. 119 00:06:37,416 --> 00:06:41,910 - And if it makes my mom jealous- - And George Michael can run back to his precious Ann. 120 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:44,648 Great. Good deal. 121 00:06:52,696 --> 00:06:55,961 Michael and Maeby stopped by the office to see if Gob needed help... 122 00:06:56,066 --> 00:06:58,125 for the party that was now hours away. 123 00:06:58,234 --> 00:07:00,930 ...king $6,300 suit! 124 00:07:01,037 --> 00:07:03,369 - Come on! - Hi there. 125 00:07:03,473 --> 00:07:08,342 - What's she doin' here? - Merry Christmas to you too, Uncle Gob. 126 00:07:08,445 --> 00:07:12,108 - Everything all right? - I just don't want people's kids getting their sticky fingers... 127 00:07:12,215 --> 00:07:14,115 all over these $2,600 pants. 128 00:07:14,217 --> 00:07:16,276 Oh, yeah? You think they're gonna go right for the pants? 129 00:07:16,386 --> 00:07:21,449 Okay, okay, okay. So, should- should- should- should, should, should- 130 00:07:21,558 --> 00:07:25,551 - Shh. - Should- should- should- 131 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:27,789 We'll do it your way. I'm just here to have fun. 132 00:07:27,897 --> 00:07:30,991 Not too much fun, all right? I already gave my big sexual harassment speech today. 133 00:07:31,101 --> 00:07:34,400 And please refrain from discussing or engaging... 134 00:07:34,504 --> 00:07:37,405 in any sort of interoffice- 135 00:07:37,507 --> 00:07:39,998 Or- Or finger- 136 00:07:40,110 --> 00:07:43,136 Or- fisting or- 137 00:07:43,246 --> 00:07:49,185 Or even- even though so many people in this office are begging for it. 138 00:07:49,285 --> 00:07:53,187 And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay... 139 00:07:53,289 --> 00:07:57,658 I'll take off my pants, I'll shave- 140 00:07:57,761 --> 00:07:59,991 And I'll personally- 141 00:08:00,096 --> 00:08:02,189 - Let's get this going. - What are you talking about? 142 00:08:02,298 --> 00:08:04,858 Now? You're not gonna let these people go home and change their clothes? 143 00:08:04,968 --> 00:08:08,369 I don't think we need people tryin' to compete with what I'm wearing. 144 00:08:08,471 --> 00:08:12,498 Everybody, come out of your offices, please. The party has now started. 145 00:08:12,609 --> 00:08:17,410 Here we go. Let's go. 146 00:08:19,382 --> 00:08:22,874 Everybody dance now. 147 00:08:22,986 --> 00:08:26,251 Everybody dance now. 148 00:08:28,158 --> 00:08:30,854 I think we're off to a great start. 149 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:34,191 And so, Michael started to become relaxed, and a short time later... 150 00:08:34,297 --> 00:08:36,322 his mother arrived anything but. 151 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:39,459 Someone broke in again. The liquor is gone. All of it- gone. 152 00:08:39,569 --> 00:08:42,595 In fact, Gob had stolen it earlier that day... 153 00:08:42,706 --> 00:08:44,799 to cut down on the cost of the party. 154 00:08:44,908 --> 00:08:49,368 - Hey, need a hand with that? - No, Al. I wanna spill booze all over my f- 155 00:08:49,479 --> 00:08:52,880 - I'm all alone there, Michael. - You know, Buster's only stationed about five miles away. 156 00:08:52,982 --> 00:08:55,917 In fact, Buster never went to the army. 157 00:08:56,019 --> 00:09:00,922 He'd gotten hooked playing the skill crane and missed his first day. 158 00:09:01,024 --> 00:09:05,051 - Somewhat ashamed and with nowhere to go, he returned home. - Hey, Buster. 159 00:09:05,161 --> 00:09:07,721 Buster! 160 00:09:07,831 --> 00:09:12,495 Thank God you're back! There's no shame in being a coward. 161 00:09:12,602 --> 00:09:15,469 A coward? I'm not a coward. 162 00:09:15,572 --> 00:09:19,133 - Would a coward have this? - What the hell is that? 163 00:09:19,242 --> 00:09:22,837 These are my awards, Mother, from army. 164 00:09:22,946 --> 00:09:25,176 The seal is for marksmanship... 165 00:09:25,281 --> 00:09:28,580 and the gorilla is for sand racing. 166 00:09:28,685 --> 00:09:31,813 - You're doing well? - I was just dropping these off. 167 00:09:31,921 --> 00:09:36,255 Now, if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad. 168 00:09:36,359 --> 00:09:39,590 You have no idea what it's like to be abandoned by your son. 169 00:09:39,696 --> 00:09:42,187 Do you see my son? He chose his girlfriend over me. 170 00:09:42,298 --> 00:09:46,928 How the worm has turned. Look who feels the sting of an ungrateful child. 171 00:09:47,036 --> 00:09:49,630 Mother, you have to receive something to be ungrateful. 172 00:09:49,739 --> 00:09:52,708 I'm not gettin' worked up over it tonight. I'm not gonna let anything bother me. 173 00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:58,247 Good. I'll get a drink and then go home and wait for you to come stay with me. 174 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,942 Thank God they've got my brands here. 175 00:10:01,050 --> 00:10:02,984 This was an unacceptable solution. 176 00:10:03,086 --> 00:10:08,956 Hey, Tobias, it's Michael. I hope you get this. I need you to go over to my mother's tonight. 177 00:10:09,058 --> 00:10:11,288 Unfortunately, Tobias missed the call... 178 00:10:11,394 --> 00:10:13,294 and it went through to Michael's home voice mail. 179 00:10:13,396 --> 00:10:15,626 The Blue Men! 180 00:10:15,732 --> 00:10:19,133 You have 101 unheard messages. First message. 181 00:10:19,235 --> 00:10:22,204 - Michael, it's your mother- - Michael, pick up. 182 00:10:22,305 --> 00:10:24,296 Happy Thanksgiving- Michael, it's Mother- 183 00:10:24,407 --> 00:10:26,307 Michael, pick up- 184 00:10:26,409 --> 00:10:29,867 - Hey, Tobias, it's Michael. - Bluth Company. 185 00:10:32,015 --> 00:10:34,415 And Lindsay showed up at the Christmas party. 186 00:10:34,517 --> 00:10:38,977 Unfortunately, she didn't realize the employees had been threatened against flirting. 187 00:10:39,088 --> 00:10:43,491 Oh, hello, Ted. Oh, if you're worried about my husband, it's fine. 188 00:10:43,593 --> 00:10:48,155 He's no bigger than a Cub Scout. You could take him, and you could certainly take me. 189 00:10:48,264 --> 00:10:51,995 This has been pleasant and professional. Good luck in the coming business year. 190 00:10:55,972 --> 00:11:00,432 Hey, you guys are sticking stuff on Gob's suit? - Shh. 191 00:11:00,543 --> 00:11:03,239 Go away. You're gonna ruin it. 192 00:11:04,614 --> 00:11:06,912 Aunt Lindsay, how's the party? 193 00:11:07,016 --> 00:11:09,507 It is the worst Christmas party I've ever been to in my life. 194 00:11:09,619 --> 00:11:12,213 Yeah. Watch this. 195 00:11:12,322 --> 00:11:16,190 Yep. Like my last 10 years. And my daughter won't give me the time of day. 196 00:11:16,292 --> 00:11:18,852 - How was your party? - Oh, it was good. 197 00:11:18,962 --> 00:11:23,023 They're kind of religious, Ann's family, so it was- 198 00:11:23,132 --> 00:11:25,623 Yeah, it was just kind of- 199 00:11:25,735 --> 00:11:29,262 The word George Michael was searching for was "creepy." 200 00:11:39,215 --> 00:11:42,116 Let me give you a hand with that, little fella. 201 00:11:48,258 --> 00:11:51,386 Hey, I was talkin' to the sound guy, and he said he's got this karaoke thing. 202 00:11:51,494 --> 00:11:54,088 - Yeah. Let's do it. Put the first song on in the book. - Okay. 203 00:11:54,197 --> 00:11:57,064 Okay? Thanks very much. Hey. I thought you were at your party. 204 00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:59,760 No, no. They said I could leave for the second hour of silent prayer. 205 00:11:59,869 --> 00:12:03,635 But Ann and I do have to go back, so I should- I should go soon. 206 00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:05,799 - Uncle Michael- - Okay. I'll be right there. 207 00:12:05,909 --> 00:12:09,401 Sorry. I gotta go do this. I'll be right back. 208 00:12:09,512 --> 00:12:12,970 And Michael sang a duet with his niece. 209 00:12:16,219 --> 00:12:18,813 My daughter doesn't need me. 210 00:12:18,922 --> 00:12:20,981 Neither does my dad. 211 00:12:21,090 --> 00:12:24,389 Had George Michael and Lindsay stayed, they might have discovered... 212 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:29,955 what Michael and Maeby did- that "Afternoon Delight"was more adult-themed... 213 00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:32,261 than its innocent melody would have you believe. 214 00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:41,768 - Hang on, Maeby. 215 00:12:41,878 --> 00:12:45,644 Listen. I'm gonna go get some more punch, because it is toast time. 216 00:12:45,748 --> 00:12:50,151 Okay? No, no, no. It'll look worse. Go that way. 217 00:12:50,253 --> 00:12:53,279 So, let's toast me. Who's first? 218 00:12:53,389 --> 00:12:58,952 Huh. Tom, why don't you come up here and talk about me for a few minutes? 219 00:12:59,062 --> 00:13:02,293 Uh, I wanna thank the Bluth family for hiring me back. 220 00:13:02,398 --> 00:13:04,628 It's been a tough couple years. 221 00:13:04,734 --> 00:13:07,464 - My brother did that. Talk about me. - Oh, okay. 222 00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:11,131 Uh, you certainly do love those suits. 223 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:15,836 At seven grand, you'd better believe I love 'em. I mean, look at what you're wearing. 224 00:13:15,945 --> 00:13:19,346 You look like crap. I mean, at least this is- 225 00:13:19,449 --> 00:13:21,747 Who did this? 226 00:13:21,851 --> 00:13:24,319 You do this, Tom? 227 00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:27,981 - No. - You're a real smart-ass. You know that, Tom? 228 00:13:28,091 --> 00:13:30,025 Look, I don't know him very well... 229 00:13:30,126 --> 00:13:34,187 but Gob seems like he'd be a really smart boss. 230 00:13:34,297 --> 00:13:36,822 Please don't laugh. 231 00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:40,494 Look, he's a great magician. 232 00:13:40,603 --> 00:13:44,039 - That's even better! - you, Tom. 233 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:46,267 - Please don't. - You know what? You're fired. 234 00:13:46,376 --> 00:13:50,608 No. You're all fired, each and every one of you. 235 00:13:50,713 --> 00:13:53,079 Merry Christmas. 236 00:13:53,182 --> 00:13:56,379 I didn't know the lyrics. Where's everybody goin'? 237 00:13:56,486 --> 00:13:58,511 - We don't work here anymore. - What? 238 00:13:58,621 --> 00:14:01,590 Is your sister still around? 239 00:14:05,630 --> 00:14:08,497 The Christmas party had been a disaster. 240 00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:13,093 I did the right thing, Michael. If I don't fire them, how do I teach a lesson to the others? 241 00:14:13,204 --> 00:14:18,608 - There are no others. You fired everyone. - Oh, that- that's great. 242 00:14:18,709 --> 00:14:23,203 The guy who's dirty dancing with his niece is gonna tell the guy in the $3,600 suit... 243 00:14:23,314 --> 00:14:25,748 how to run the business. 244 00:14:25,850 --> 00:14:28,148 - Come on. - I know. Maybe we're better off... 245 00:14:28,252 --> 00:14:32,814 with me being businesslike and you being the good-time, useless party guy. 246 00:14:32,924 --> 00:14:34,892 - It got us this far. - Mm-hmm. 247 00:14:34,992 --> 00:14:39,088 And I must say that I miss the laughter. Oh, God, how they used to laugh with me. 248 00:14:39,196 --> 00:14:41,926 At you. We gotta figure out a way to hire everybody back. 249 00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:43,933 - A meeting. - A party. 250 00:14:44,035 --> 00:14:46,902 - No. We just had a party. - Yeah, but I didn't get to have any fun. 251 00:14:47,004 --> 00:14:49,802 So Michael went to work on another Christmas party... 252 00:14:49,907 --> 00:14:52,740 this time with the help ofhis niece. 253 00:14:52,843 --> 00:14:55,437 I appreciate you doing this. I didn't wanna ask George Michael. 254 00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:59,346 Did you see that he showed up at the party for five minutes and left without saying good-bye? 255 00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:03,079 - Hey, my mom doesn't even wanna be in the same room with me. - Michael... 256 00:15:03,187 --> 00:15:06,384 I was almost attacked last night in my own home. 257 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,617 I walk in, and there's a colored man in my kitchen. 258 00:15:08,726 --> 00:15:11,820 - "Colored"? What color was he exactly? - Blue. 259 00:15:13,397 --> 00:15:15,262 Hello, Lucille. 260 00:15:17,134 --> 00:15:20,103 - I sent him to your house to keep you safe. - Well, he did a terrible job. 261 00:15:20,204 --> 00:15:25,608 Didn't he? I need someone else, someone better. What about this one? She's got thick arms. 262 00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:28,838 Mom, you just need to calm down a little bit. You're so tense. 263 00:15:28,946 --> 00:15:31,141 How am I supposed to calm down? 264 00:15:31,248 --> 00:15:35,446 Sounds tense. That means she's not gettin' any from my brother Oscar. 265 00:15:35,553 --> 00:15:37,748 Maybe I should move in with you. 266 00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:40,688 And Michael realized he needed to retrieve his Uncle Oscar. 267 00:15:40,791 --> 00:15:43,055 How would you like to go on a road trip? 268 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:46,027 No. I wanna stay here with her. Let's go. 269 00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:48,997 And so the two of them prepared to drive up the coast. 270 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:52,900 You're in charge of the radio, and we're not stopping until we find Uncle Oscar. 271 00:15:53,004 --> 00:15:56,132 There he is. 272 00:15:56,240 --> 00:16:01,735 My mom is very stressed out, and she needs something that I can't give her- 273 00:16:01,846 --> 00:16:05,304 um, maybe a little afternoon delight. 274 00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:08,647 Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis... 275 00:16:08,753 --> 00:16:13,087 named Afternoon Deelite, a strain famous for slowing behavior. 276 00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:16,057 Well, sure. The question is... 277 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:20,153 which way do I try to get it in her? 278 00:16:20,264 --> 00:16:22,732 I don't need any details. 279 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:25,199 - Maybe I'll put it in her brownie. - Hey! 280 00:16:25,302 --> 00:16:28,601 - What happened to you? - What? 281 00:16:28,706 --> 00:16:34,201 Oh, oh. My ears. The doctor said I can't go to sleep for five hours... 282 00:16:34,311 --> 00:16:37,280 or I might die or something. 283 00:16:37,381 --> 00:16:41,340 Oh, I got blown, so I can't sleep. 284 00:16:43,154 --> 00:16:45,384 Hey, have you seen Maeby? 285 00:16:45,489 --> 00:16:48,617 You're not gonna believe this. Apparently my dad and Maeby took a drive up the coast. 286 00:16:48,726 --> 00:16:52,218 - You're kidding me. - Uh-oh. I should not have picked at that. 287 00:16:52,329 --> 00:16:54,422 - That's blood. - This is ridiculous. 288 00:16:54,532 --> 00:16:57,262 - So she's got a new parent. - Yeah. Now my dad's got a new kid. 289 00:16:57,368 --> 00:17:03,034 I'm gonna lie down for a little bit, but just- I c- I can't fall- 290 00:17:05,643 --> 00:17:08,612 Hey, how would you like to come to the party with me today? 291 00:17:08,713 --> 00:17:12,615 And Oscar was giving Lucille a little Afternoon Deelite. 292 00:17:12,717 --> 00:17:16,153 - These are really delicious. - I'll get some more. 293 00:17:16,253 --> 00:17:18,312 Okay 294 00:17:19,356 --> 00:17:21,756 Mm-hmm 295 00:17:21,859 --> 00:17:24,794 Where did she go? 296 00:17:24,895 --> 00:17:28,956 Soon, the second Bluth Company Christmas party in as many days began. 297 00:17:29,066 --> 00:17:32,092 - You are not fired, sir. - I really appreciate that. 298 00:17:32,203 --> 00:17:34,569 You got it. Here you go. Merry Christmas. Where the hell is my brother? 299 00:17:34,672 --> 00:17:37,232 Sure, the guy in the $600 banana suit. 300 00:17:37,341 --> 00:17:41,107 - Come on! - Hi. 301 00:17:46,183 --> 00:17:48,447 - What the hell are you doing? - Hey, don't be mad at me... 302 00:17:48,552 --> 00:17:50,679 'cause you didn't think about going out to Tarzana... 303 00:17:50,788 --> 00:17:52,688 to get the old banana suit out of storage. 304 00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:56,248 But it's worth it, because it's time for me to make people laugh again. 305 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,294 With me. 306 00:17:58,395 --> 00:18:02,263 And what's funnier than a guy in- Oh- Hey, wait. Hey. 307 00:18:05,269 --> 00:18:09,228 Okay. 308 00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:13,532 Later, Gob was inside the banana stand... 309 00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:17,842 and it was getting pretty hot in there, so he decided to lose a layer. 310 00:18:17,948 --> 00:18:22,317 Hey, look. There's your mom and George Michael. I guess they did come to support us after all. 311 00:18:22,419 --> 00:18:25,047 Look at that. They're all over each other with their little secrets. 312 00:18:25,156 --> 00:18:28,148 - What can you do, right? - Yeah. 313 00:18:28,259 --> 00:18:31,285 How would you feel about singing a little karaoke? 314 00:18:31,395 --> 00:18:35,024 Unfortunately, Lindsay wasn't there to see all of Michael and Maeby's song... 315 00:18:35,132 --> 00:18:37,498 and was about to have a similar revelation. 316 00:18:37,601 --> 00:18:39,535 Could not be caught that didn't bite 317 00:18:39,637 --> 00:18:42,800 But you got some bait a-waitin', and I think I might 318 00:18:42,907 --> 00:18:45,398 - Try nibbling a little afternoon delight - That's my wife and nephew. 319 00:18:45,509 --> 00:18:49,639 - Skyrockets in flight - We have an open relationship. 320 00:18:49,747 --> 00:18:54,684 Just then, Lucille arrived, craving a frozen banana. 321 00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:58,846 And the effects of Lindsay and George Michael's "Afternoon Delight"was overshadowed- 322 00:18:58,956 --> 00:19:02,050 - Mom? - by the effects of Oscar and Lucille's Afternoon Deelite. 323 00:19:02,159 --> 00:19:05,651 - Tobias-Tobias, watch out. - Tobias couldn't hear- 324 00:19:05,763 --> 00:19:08,425 - Tobias! - and didn't manage to get out of the way in time. 325 00:19:08,532 --> 00:19:10,557 What the hell was that? 326 00:19:10,668 --> 00:19:14,934 And Gob couldn't move freely. Lucille tried to stop... 327 00:19:15,039 --> 00:19:17,007 but the car hit Gob's banana peel. 328 00:19:22,646 --> 00:19:24,773 I can't get out of here. I'm stuck. 329 00:19:24,882 --> 00:19:27,180 Mom, are you crazy? You could've killed somebody. 330 00:19:27,284 --> 00:19:31,618 Hey, Mikey, relax. It's just a giant banana. 331 00:19:31,722 --> 00:19:35,681 And that's when Buster saw an opportunity to be a hero. 332 00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:37,886 - Gob? - Mom, I'm stuck! 333 00:19:37,995 --> 00:19:40,896 I got you, Brother! 334 00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:53,677 And for the second time since he became president... 335 00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:56,541 Gob heard the sweet sound oflaughter. 336 00:19:56,647 --> 00:20:02,381 They're laughing with me, Michael. They're laughing with me! 337 00:20:02,486 --> 00:20:05,819 Unfortunately, Buster's newfound skills... 338 00:20:05,923 --> 00:20:09,916 did not involve lowering gently. 339 00:20:10,027 --> 00:20:13,121 Ooh. Oh. 340 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,232 Hey, it's Tobias. Who wants to take me to the hospital? 341 00:20:20,337 --> 00:20:22,931 And so father and son reunited... 342 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,975 rebuilding the banana stand for a second time. 343 00:20:26,076 --> 00:20:29,136 - Hey. Can I give you a hand? - Hey. Yeah. 344 00:20:29,246 --> 00:20:33,080 - That would be great. - Okay. 345 00:20:33,183 --> 00:20:37,552 - Oh, I'm sorry about- It's embarrassing, the whole- - Listen, I, uh- 346 00:20:37,655 --> 00:20:39,987 I've been a little out of line lately. You're entitled... 347 00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:42,524 to be with your girlfriend, and I guess I got a little bit jealous. 348 00:20:42,626 --> 00:20:45,595 - Yeah. Well, me too. - Yeah. 349 00:20:45,696 --> 00:20:48,392 Okay. 350 00:20:54,204 --> 00:20:57,503 - Gonna grab some afternoon- - Afternoon 351 00:20:57,608 --> 00:21:00,168 - It does not seem like it would be that dirty. - It's- It is catchy. 352 00:21:00,277 --> 00:21:01,608 Right. That's the thing. 353 00:21:01,712 --> 00:21:04,647 On the next Arrested Development. 354 00:21:04,748 --> 00:21:07,876 The Blue Man Group finally calls for Tobias... 355 00:21:07,985 --> 00:21:11,819 With a life-changing opportunity. 356 00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:15,949 Unfortunately, he can't hear it, and his life stays the same.