1 00:00:01,012 --> 00:00:04,243 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,348 --> 00:00:06,509 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,617 --> 00:00:08,608 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,125 --> 00:00:15,888 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,196 --> 00:00:22,063 Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell. 6 00:00:22,166 --> 00:00:25,192 I still can't believe we got in. This place is usually so packed on Sundays. 7 00:00:25,302 --> 00:00:27,998 In addition to its Sunday popularity... 8 00:00:28,105 --> 00:00:31,905 the bistro was also famous for something called the Skip's Scramble- 9 00:00:32,009 --> 00:00:34,375 an egg dish that contained everything on the menu. 10 00:00:34,478 --> 00:00:36,946 Don't order the Skip's Scramble. 11 00:00:37,048 --> 00:00:40,950 Just more good luck. Everything's been going so well since we started goin'out. 12 00:00:41,052 --> 00:00:43,452 I think we've actually gone out eight times now. 13 00:00:43,554 --> 00:00:45,545 Which included a record-tying... 14 00:00:45,656 --> 00:00:48,056 three lovemaking sessions in one night for Michael. 15 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:50,059 - Yes! - Just think... 16 00:00:50,161 --> 00:00:53,824 how different everything in our lives would be if we'd gotten together in high school. 17 00:00:53,931 --> 00:00:56,161 Of course, I wouldn't have had George Michael. 18 00:00:56,267 --> 00:01:00,101 We probably would've had an entirely different kind of child. 19 00:01:02,907 --> 00:01:05,569 I really hope he's okay with us goin' out. 20 00:01:05,676 --> 00:01:07,940 We're very close. We don't keep anything from each other. 21 00:01:08,045 --> 00:01:10,912 Oh, no, it's my Dad. I'm supposed to be at work. 22 00:01:11,015 --> 00:01:13,609 You know, George Michael, you worry too much. 23 00:01:13,717 --> 00:01:17,244 It's Sunday. You're allowed to have a couple of hours off. 24 00:01:17,354 --> 00:01:20,619 You don't see me nervous about being on my third Virgin Mary. 25 00:01:20,724 --> 00:01:23,192 Why would you be nervous? There's no alcohol in a Virgin Mary. 26 00:01:23,294 --> 00:01:26,024 There isn't? This is unbelievable. 27 00:01:26,130 --> 00:01:28,121 Can I get a virgin piņa colada when you get a chance? 28 00:01:28,232 --> 00:01:30,200 Now we'll get things started. 29 00:01:30,301 --> 00:01:33,202 Hi. This is so, uh- I was just- 30 00:01:33,304 --> 00:01:35,295 Hey, okay. 31 00:01:35,406 --> 00:01:37,499 I want to introduce you to Sally. This is George Michael. 32 00:01:37,608 --> 00:01:40,099 - My niece, Maeby. - It's nice to meet you. 33 00:01:40,211 --> 00:01:42,611 I just shut down the banana stand for a half an hour. 34 00:01:42,713 --> 00:01:45,113 - I can keep it open late tonight if you- - No. Hey. Come on. 35 00:01:45,216 --> 00:01:47,707 Make me sound like a taskmaster. 36 00:01:47,818 --> 00:01:51,049 But if- if you want to keep it open an extra hour, you know. 37 00:01:51,155 --> 00:01:53,453 So, this is Sally. 38 00:01:53,557 --> 00:01:56,025 - Is she your girlfriend? - No. 39 00:01:56,127 --> 00:01:58,618 - Yes! - A little. 40 00:01:58,729 --> 00:02:01,823 You know what? I'm gonna meet you in a few minutes, okay? 41 00:02:01,932 --> 00:02:04,560 - Okay. - And maybe we'll work on breaking that record, huh? 42 00:02:04,668 --> 00:02:07,228 Okay. 43 00:02:07,338 --> 00:02:09,636 She's a shot-putter. And I'm dating her. 44 00:02:09,740 --> 00:02:12,538 But I just want to make sure that you're comfortable with everything. 45 00:02:12,643 --> 00:02:16,135 Well, of course. We could double-date. You and Sally and me and Ann. 46 00:02:16,247 --> 00:02:18,647 - Who? - W-Ann. 47 00:02:18,749 --> 00:02:20,478 - Yes. Yes. - Yeah, we had- 48 00:02:20,584 --> 00:02:23,246 Of course I know Ann. Yeah, see, I didn't mean "who." 49 00:02:23,354 --> 00:02:26,653 I meant, uh, "her." That's a great idea. 50 00:02:26,757 --> 00:02:29,248 - I love Ann. - Great. 51 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:32,591 Excuse me, ma'am. 52 00:02:32,696 --> 00:02:34,857 George Michael, you said that you couldn't come to church... 53 00:02:34,965 --> 00:02:37,058 because you were working, and now you're doing neither? 54 00:02:37,168 --> 00:02:40,103 That's quite a lot of sins for a Sunday afternoon, don't you think? 55 00:02:40,204 --> 00:02:42,536 - Your virgin piņa colada. - And now you're drinking? 56 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:45,006 No. We're just having a little fun, you know. 57 00:02:45,109 --> 00:02:46,940 I think the church and studying are fun. 58 00:02:47,044 --> 00:02:49,035 - I thought you felt the same. - Well, I do. 59 00:02:49,146 --> 00:02:51,046 L- I like not having fun. 60 00:02:51,148 --> 00:02:53,048 I like your idea of fun, I mean. 61 00:02:53,150 --> 00:02:56,017 Our idea of fun. I like not having that. 62 00:02:57,955 --> 00:03:00,082 I'm going back to church. 63 00:03:00,191 --> 00:03:02,853 Well, she just killed my buzz. 64 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,690 So, you're still enjoying this relationship? 65 00:03:05,796 --> 00:03:08,424 I mean, I guess we've lost some of the heat since we have kissed. 66 00:03:08,532 --> 00:03:10,693 I mean, how do you relight that fire? 67 00:03:10,801 --> 00:03:13,429 But I can't break up with her. I always assumed she would break up with me. 68 00:03:13,537 --> 00:03:17,268 Well, we may have to find a way to speed that process up. 69 00:03:17,374 --> 00:03:20,036 And later that day, Michael caught Lindsay up... 70 00:03:20,144 --> 00:03:23,739 on the emotional bond he was forming with Sally. 71 00:03:23,847 --> 00:03:26,975 Oh, big deal, three times. I've had three times plenty of times. 72 00:03:27,084 --> 00:03:29,075 Yes! 73 00:03:29,186 --> 00:03:30,983 Did you call my name? 74 00:03:31,088 --> 00:03:33,113 Absolutely not. 75 00:03:33,224 --> 00:03:35,283 I just hope that George Michael is really okay with it. 76 00:03:35,392 --> 00:03:38,589 I think you're looking for a reason this isn't going to work... 77 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:41,893 because you can't handle happiness, and you like to suffer. 78 00:03:41,999 --> 00:03:45,992 Oh, how delicious! 79 00:03:46,103 --> 00:03:48,594 Oh, hey, let's not spin in the comfy chair. 80 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:52,164 Look at this delicious piece of irony. I'm being sued for divorce. 81 00:03:52,276 --> 00:03:54,403 - Me. - Thought you were single? 82 00:03:54,511 --> 00:03:56,138 Yeah, I keep forgetting that I got married. 83 00:03:56,247 --> 00:03:59,614 Gob met a woman one night. 84 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:03,175 And after a series of escalating dares, married her. 85 00:04:03,287 --> 00:04:05,084 Yes, but it's all coming back to me now. 86 00:04:05,189 --> 00:04:06,816 She was a seal dealer. 87 00:04:06,924 --> 00:04:10,985 She raised and sold seals to aquariums and marine parks, that sort of thing. 88 00:04:11,095 --> 00:04:14,656 Then she went off to fight her war and left me to look after them. 89 00:04:14,765 --> 00:04:17,495 It was while in the service that her penchant for daring... 90 00:04:17,601 --> 00:04:19,569 found a natural outlet. 91 00:04:20,938 --> 00:04:22,872 I've never known you to look after a seal. 92 00:04:22,973 --> 00:04:25,669 Turns out it's a major hassle. Tried to include one in my act once. 93 00:04:25,776 --> 00:04:28,643 There's a reason you don't typically see live seals in a magic show. 94 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:31,010 So with a simple wave of my- 95 00:04:32,283 --> 00:04:34,945 Oh, look-it over... there. 96 00:04:35,052 --> 00:04:37,543 Well, one of the "Desperate Housewives," looking so desperate. 97 00:04:39,757 --> 00:04:42,920 So I released them from whence they came, and now she's stomping on my heart. 98 00:04:43,027 --> 00:04:44,995 - What's her first name? Quickly. - Krindy. 99 00:04:45,095 --> 00:04:47,325 Name's not Krindy, Gob. 100 00:04:47,431 --> 00:04:51,060 Ah, Saul Zentsman. No, that's her lawyer. 101 00:04:51,168 --> 00:04:54,035 Well, she's got a name. And I'm gonna find out what it is... 102 00:04:54,138 --> 00:04:57,574 and then I'm gonna make a pun on it, and that's what I'll call her. 103 00:04:57,675 --> 00:04:59,802 Bad example- if her name's Amy, I'll call her Blamy. 104 00:04:59,910 --> 00:05:01,901 That's a strong defense. I'll tell you what. 105 00:05:02,012 --> 00:05:04,503 I'll help you look for Barry tomorrow. I think Dad prepaid him... 106 00:05:04,615 --> 00:05:06,845 for Lindsay and Tobias's divorce anyway. 107 00:05:06,950 --> 00:05:10,317 Look at us. Three relationships, all falling apart. 108 00:05:10,421 --> 00:05:13,618 Maybe it's time we actually took some responsibility for that. 109 00:05:13,724 --> 00:05:16,557 - I think it's Mom's fault. - I was gonna say the exact same thing. 110 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:19,220 No, that's not a spinner. 111 00:05:19,330 --> 00:05:23,232 So this is how my children speak of me when I'm not here. 112 00:05:23,334 --> 00:05:25,427 - What are you doin' here, Mom? - Your brother Buster... 113 00:05:25,536 --> 00:05:27,504 wants to meet me at the beach tomorrow. 114 00:05:27,604 --> 00:05:31,096 Do you know what this is about? Because if it's about going in the ocean... 115 00:05:31,208 --> 00:05:33,608 the answer is no, he's not going in the ocean. 116 00:05:33,711 --> 00:05:35,975 Well, there are bigger dangers, Mom. 117 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:39,345 Like, say, signing him up for the army during wartime. 118 00:05:39,450 --> 00:05:41,509 What the hell was I supposed to do? 119 00:05:41,618 --> 00:05:44,018 Michael Moore confronted me in front of the whole country. 120 00:05:44,121 --> 00:05:46,681 First of all, it wasn't Michael Moore. It was a look-alike. 121 00:05:46,790 --> 00:05:48,883 And it wasn't in front of the whole country. 122 00:05:48,992 --> 00:05:50,926 It was for a bit on Jimmy Kimmel Live. 123 00:05:51,028 --> 00:05:53,428 I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out. 124 00:05:53,530 --> 00:05:57,091 But the next day, she did find out what Buster wanted. 125 00:05:57,201 --> 00:05:59,795 Okay, I think we have enough of you two kissing. 126 00:05:59,903 --> 00:06:02,872 Oh, I can't believe you hired a photographer. 127 00:06:02,973 --> 00:06:06,033 We haven't done this since the Balboa Bay Window magazine. 128 00:06:08,312 --> 00:06:11,372 So, I wanted you to have a recent picture of me... 129 00:06:11,482 --> 00:06:14,417 because they want to ship me out tomorrow with army. 130 00:06:14,518 --> 00:06:16,884 What? To where? 131 00:06:16,987 --> 00:06:19,717 Iraq. And I just might be out of options. 132 00:06:19,823 --> 00:06:21,723 I don't want to go, but they keep- 133 00:06:21,825 --> 00:06:24,555 I know what this is about. You want to go swimming in the ocean. 134 00:06:24,661 --> 00:06:26,561 Well, you can forget it. 135 00:06:26,663 --> 00:06:28,654 - I don't think that's what this is about. - Yes, it is. 136 00:06:28,766 --> 00:06:30,927 He's trying to punish me or something. 137 00:06:31,034 --> 00:06:34,526 - Whatever happened to "Keepin' It Fresh"? - I was 30 years old then, Mother. 138 00:06:34,638 --> 00:06:38,005 I'm 32 now! And I'm not trying to teach you a lesson. 139 00:06:38,108 --> 00:06:40,008 Well, I may not have been a perfect mother. 140 00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:41,975 But, you know, kids don't come with a handbook. 141 00:06:42,079 --> 00:06:45,515 In fact, there are thousands ofbooks written on child-rearing. 142 00:06:45,616 --> 00:06:48,016 But Lucille was in denial. 143 00:06:48,118 --> 00:06:50,109 If he wants to go swimming, let him. 144 00:06:50,220 --> 00:06:54,054 And Buster was far from ready to go swimming in the ocean. 145 00:06:56,527 --> 00:06:59,462 And later, Michael and Gob tracked down their attorney... 146 00:06:59,563 --> 00:07:02,896 - Barry Zuckerkorn. - Thank you so much for coming down here. 147 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,128 I've got a big case. I'm representing Skip Church's restaurant. 148 00:07:06,236 --> 00:07:08,966 - I don't care. - A waitress that works there is claiming... 149 00:07:09,072 --> 00:07:12,599 that by eating Skip's Scramble several times a week is making her a fatty. 150 00:07:12,709 --> 00:07:15,007 We need to speak to you about getting a divorce for Gob. 151 00:07:15,112 --> 00:07:18,343 - Oh, well, I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? - Actually, she died. 152 00:07:18,449 --> 00:07:22,613 - You're kidding. I've been taking credit for that for years. - Credit? 153 00:07:22,719 --> 00:07:24,949 - Who's their lawyer? - Saul Zentsman. Do you know him? 154 00:07:25,055 --> 00:07:28,047 I have Chinese with him every Friday night at Miss Temple's. 155 00:07:28,158 --> 00:07:30,991 - He's tough. - I just want my wife back. 156 00:07:31,094 --> 00:07:32,823 Save it for the stand, okay, Tom Jane? 157 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:36,366 Fine. I'll get into this as soon as I lose this case. 158 00:07:36,467 --> 00:07:39,231 You know who's defending the fatty? Maggie Lizer. 159 00:07:39,336 --> 00:07:41,566 Maggie Lizer, our old prosecutor? 160 00:07:41,672 --> 00:07:43,970 Michael had an affair with Maggie Lizer... 161 00:07:44,074 --> 00:07:47,237 while she was both pretending to be blind and prosecuting the family. 162 00:07:47,344 --> 00:07:50,541 It was with her he'd first set the three-time record. 163 00:07:50,647 --> 00:07:52,615 Yes! 164 00:07:52,716 --> 00:07:55,310 Their relationship ended somewhat abruptly. 165 00:07:57,788 --> 00:08:00,188 - Wow. How does she look? - Well, she's get- 166 00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:02,190 If you ask me, bigger. 167 00:08:02,292 --> 00:08:05,022 - She was bigger- - Are you sure you're okay to go on? 168 00:08:05,128 --> 00:08:07,028 Because she was pregnant. 169 00:08:07,130 --> 00:08:10,224 It's not my belly we have to worry about, Your Honor. 170 00:08:10,334 --> 00:08:12,495 It's Loretta's. 171 00:08:12,603 --> 00:08:18,508 Being tempted day in and day out by those Skip's Scrambles. 172 00:08:19,543 --> 00:08:21,340 Bring 'em in, boys. 173 00:08:23,413 --> 00:08:25,347 Oh, I'm cooked. They love her. 174 00:08:25,449 --> 00:08:27,679 Tell you the truth, I preferred it when she was blind. 175 00:08:27,784 --> 00:08:30,981 And so, Michael caught up with his onetime lover. 176 00:08:31,088 --> 00:08:34,251 How you doin'? Wow, you look... fantastic. 177 00:08:34,358 --> 00:08:37,759 Wow. Haven't seen you since we had an affair and you ruined my career. 178 00:08:37,861 --> 00:08:40,955 Yeah, I was gonna call you a couple of times, and then I just- 179 00:08:41,064 --> 00:08:44,056 I got to thinking, uh, "What if she brings that up?" 180 00:08:44,167 --> 00:08:48,433 To tell you the truth, I am so relieved not to be pretending to be blind anymore. 181 00:08:48,539 --> 00:08:53,476 It's actually taught me not to rely on cheap tricks to get the jury's sympathy. 182 00:08:53,577 --> 00:08:55,704 I'm sorry. I know I'm not supposed to do this... 183 00:08:55,812 --> 00:08:57,803 but we just spend so much time in that box. 184 00:08:57,915 --> 00:09:01,146 - I knitted you something. - Oh, Juror Number Four! 185 00:09:01,251 --> 00:09:05,551 Gosh, thank you. I feel so bad I fought so hard to keep you off the jury. 186 00:09:05,656 --> 00:09:07,783 - Oh- - Ms. Lizer, can I see you in my chambers? 187 00:09:07,891 --> 00:09:10,223 Oh. Yes, Your Honor. 188 00:09:10,327 --> 00:09:13,763 In fact, Judge Ping had a gift for Maggie too- 189 00:09:13,864 --> 00:09:18,062 an Ocean-Sounds Toddler Rocker he'd asked his bailiff to assemble. 190 00:09:18,168 --> 00:09:20,898 Too bad the trial's not going longer. She could've knit you something that fit. 191 00:09:21,004 --> 00:09:23,165 I know. I'm so big now. 192 00:09:23,273 --> 00:09:25,332 No, no, come on. They look great. 193 00:09:25,442 --> 00:09:26,909 You look great. You look fantastic. 194 00:09:27,010 --> 00:09:29,570 Last time I saw you was in that jury box right there, wasn't it? 195 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:31,773 - Wasn't it like a year ago? - Oh, Chip, you know what? 196 00:09:31,882 --> 00:09:34,282 Can you take this back to my house? 197 00:09:37,154 --> 00:09:39,588 Actually, it's been about eight and a half months. 198 00:09:39,690 --> 00:09:41,590 Eight and a half months, huh? Wow. 199 00:09:41,692 --> 00:09:43,785 I see somebody has been counting the, uh- 200 00:09:45,529 --> 00:09:49,329 Eight and a half months. Wow. Really? Could've sworn it was a year. 201 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:53,581 Michael had just learned... 202 00:09:53,684 --> 00:09:57,415 that the woman he'd been intimate with eight and a half months earlier... 203 00:09:57,521 --> 00:09:59,352 was eight-and-a-half months pregnant. 204 00:09:59,457 --> 00:10:01,618 - Didn't I use something? - No. 205 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:04,889 You thought I was blind, remember? 206 00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:07,793 Don't worry. You're not the father, Michael. 207 00:10:07,898 --> 00:10:09,058 - No problem. - Really? 208 00:10:09,166 --> 00:10:10,565 - Right. - You sure? I mean, uh- 209 00:10:10,668 --> 00:10:13,933 I could be. What if I was? Don't you want to discuss this maybe? 210 00:10:14,038 --> 00:10:16,165 Michael, I haven't heard from you. 211 00:10:16,273 --> 00:10:18,264 L- I really don't want to hear from you now. 212 00:10:18,376 --> 00:10:20,936 Listen, if you're interested, come to the baptism. 213 00:10:21,045 --> 00:10:23,309 You can hurl a Bible at the baby. 214 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:26,815 And that night, Michael met up with Sally... 215 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:29,886 where he felt he needed to be honest with her. 216 00:10:29,987 --> 00:10:31,887 Sally... 217 00:10:31,989 --> 00:10:33,923 you need to know about my child. 218 00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,924 George Michael. He approves. 219 00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:38,722 No, there may be another child in the mix. 220 00:10:38,829 --> 00:10:43,266 I ran into an ex. We had a very messed up relationship. 221 00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:46,234 It was based totally on lies. But she's pregnant. 222 00:10:46,337 --> 00:10:49,306 She said something that led me to believe that it might be mine. 223 00:10:49,407 --> 00:10:52,865 - But you said she was a liar. - Sh-She is. 224 00:10:52,977 --> 00:10:55,172 She said it wasn't mine, so- 225 00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:57,338 - Why are you telling me this? - Well, because obviously... 226 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,814 if it is my child, I'm gonna have to be responsible for it... 227 00:10:59,917 --> 00:11:02,181 and that's going to make things awfully complicated for us. 228 00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:05,517 Michael, you know what? You're always looking for things to get between us. 229 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,523 First, it was "What's your son gonna think?" 230 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,525 And now you think you're having a baby... 231 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,822 because a woman who lies told you you weren't. 232 00:11:11,929 --> 00:11:15,092 That's a great way to say that. We really do communicate well, do you know that? 233 00:11:16,367 --> 00:11:18,232 Are you insane? You broke up with her because... 234 00:11:18,335 --> 00:11:21,634 somebody who doesn't want you might be pregnant with your baby? 235 00:11:21,739 --> 00:11:24,970 No, Sally broke up with me. And as for Maggie... 236 00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:27,441 I didn't even know that she was pregnant when I first saw her. 237 00:11:27,545 --> 00:11:29,536 All I could see was her giant chest- box. 238 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:32,514 She had this- Some people call it a chest. I call it a box. 239 00:11:32,616 --> 00:11:35,517 She was holding this giant box. Maybe I should've just stayed out of it. 240 00:11:35,619 --> 00:11:38,247 She did make it pretty clear that she doesn't want me around. 241 00:11:38,355 --> 00:11:40,983 Come on, Michael. She's probably not even pregnant. 242 00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:43,184 You said she was carrying a big box? 243 00:11:43,294 --> 00:11:45,194 Pregnant women tend not to do that. 244 00:11:45,296 --> 00:11:47,457 It did say "60 pounds" on it. 245 00:11:48,566 --> 00:11:50,659 Okay, l-I've done this wrong. 246 00:11:50,768 --> 00:11:54,135 I should've found out whether it was a real pregnancy before I told my dream girl about it. 247 00:11:54,238 --> 00:11:56,365 You know what I do, Mike? Check their urine. 248 00:11:56,474 --> 00:11:59,841 Make 'em pee in a cup, and pee in a cup right in front of me. 249 00:11:59,944 --> 00:12:03,141 Yeah, well, thanks, Gob. But, uh, I think we should just keep on lookin'. 250 00:12:03,247 --> 00:12:05,238 I don't know how I can make that sound like me. 251 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:08,580 So you get someone to break into her house, rig the toilet... 252 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,655 collect the pee, test it, and expose the lie. 253 00:12:11,755 --> 00:12:14,315 I mean, I'd do it, but I'm goin' through a divorce here, guy. 254 00:12:14,425 --> 00:12:17,189 Oh, a pregnancy test. 255 00:12:17,294 --> 00:12:19,990 There's something we never had, huh, Lindsay? Oh, no. 256 00:12:20,097 --> 00:12:22,930 We had to create our little Frankenstein monster... 257 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:26,093 out of science and money and just a dash of- 258 00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:28,865 Maeby, what- H-How long have you been standing there? 259 00:12:28,973 --> 00:12:31,601 - I just walked in. - Just walked in. 260 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:35,702 Seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. 261 00:12:35,813 --> 00:12:39,613 You know what? Tobias and I will break into her house and get the specimen. 262 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:42,345 - We've been looking for a little excitement. - Yeah! 263 00:12:42,453 --> 00:12:46,048 It'll be fun. We will be like Tracy and Hepburn. 264 00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:50,422 - "What do you say, you old poop?" - Oh, God, he's Hepburn. 265 00:12:50,528 --> 00:12:52,587 I am done with Buster. 266 00:12:52,696 --> 00:12:54,755 He pushes my buttons. That's all he does. 267 00:12:54,865 --> 00:12:56,924 He also zips you up and sands your elbows. 268 00:12:57,034 --> 00:13:00,470 Not anymore. No, no, no. He's pretending he's going to war. 269 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,971 Mr. Big Shot. God knows what he's really doing. 270 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:05,974 Wait a minute. He said he's going to war? Aren't you worried? 271 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,976 Oh, you're sounding like your uncle. 272 00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:10,740 And I've had enough of his attitude too. 273 00:13:10,848 --> 00:13:14,375 - The boy is going to war. You're gonna have to face that. - It's none of your business! 274 00:13:14,485 --> 00:13:16,385 He is my boy! 275 00:13:16,487 --> 00:13:18,614 - I need macaroons. - Oh, you're high! 276 00:13:18,722 --> 00:13:22,488 Oh, well, you can win every argument like that, but that does not make you right. 277 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:26,461 I don't want you telling him you're his father! I need ice! 278 00:13:26,564 --> 00:13:28,589 Can't you see you're in denial? 279 00:13:28,699 --> 00:13:31,167 - You're high! - You're drunk! 280 00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,828 - Where did Buster say he was going? - Iraq. 281 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,998 Which is a shot at your father. Thank God he's not here to hear this. 282 00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:40,304 Excuse me one second. 283 00:13:40,411 --> 00:13:42,845 - It's the pipes. - You know, Mother Lucille... 284 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:45,745 there's a psychological concept... 285 00:13:45,849 --> 00:13:48,317 known as denial that I believe you're evincing. 286 00:13:48,419 --> 00:13:51,479 It's when a thought is so hateful... 287 00:13:51,589 --> 00:13:54,319 that the mind literally rejects it. 288 00:13:54,425 --> 00:13:58,384 You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law... 289 00:13:58,495 --> 00:14:00,656 and you will never get work as an actor... 290 00:14:00,764 --> 00:14:02,994 because you have no talent. 291 00:14:04,735 --> 00:14:08,501 Well, if she's not going to say anything, I certainly can't help her. 292 00:14:08,606 --> 00:14:11,040 And Maeby saw a way to help her cousin. 293 00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,507 I know how to get rid of Ann. You put her in a room with Gangy. 294 00:14:13,611 --> 00:14:17,308 - She'll criticize her away. - But what would Gangy have to criticize about Ann? 295 00:14:17,414 --> 00:14:19,939 Oh, George Michael- 296 00:14:20,050 --> 00:14:22,211 In the attic, Michael met with George Sr... 297 00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:26,119 - who'd overheard about Buster. - He can't go. You can't let him. 298 00:14:26,223 --> 00:14:28,123 I command you. 299 00:14:28,225 --> 00:14:30,284 I really hate it when you put on the God costume. 300 00:14:30,394 --> 00:14:32,521 George Sr. Had always worn the God costume... 301 00:14:32,630 --> 00:14:35,190 at the annual Living Classics Pageant... 302 00:14:35,299 --> 00:14:39,963 where he and Buster re-created Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam. 303 00:14:40,070 --> 00:14:44,530 What if I never get a chance to reach out and touch that hand of his again? 304 00:14:44,642 --> 00:14:46,906 - I gotta go to him. - Pop, you're a wanted man. 305 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,343 You cannot risk leaving the attic all the time. 306 00:14:49,446 --> 00:14:51,676 Oh, when? When have I ever left the attic? 307 00:14:51,782 --> 00:14:54,979 Two days ago. Right? Saw you floating around the Ford dealership. 308 00:14:55,085 --> 00:14:57,553 Yeah, well, have you seen the new Ford Mustang? 309 00:14:57,655 --> 00:14:59,555 You could hump that hood. 310 00:14:59,657 --> 00:15:02,353 And Michael set the plan in motion to get... 311 00:15:02,459 --> 00:15:04,859 - Maggie out ofher house. - Hi, Maggie. 312 00:15:04,962 --> 00:15:07,328 - Are you blind again? - For the pizza guy. 313 00:15:07,431 --> 00:15:09,899 I give him a five. I tell him to keep the change. 314 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,264 What are you doin' here, Michael? I'm with a client. 315 00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:14,132 - Is that the pizza? - No! 316 00:15:14,238 --> 00:15:16,001 You'll get your pizza. 317 00:15:16,106 --> 00:15:19,234 She's taking the stand tomorrow. I want to make sure it creaks. 318 00:15:19,343 --> 00:15:21,402 There's so much I don't understand about the law. 319 00:15:21,512 --> 00:15:25,949 Look, Maggie, if this child is mine, I really need to know. 320 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:29,611 So can you spare a few minutes for someone who might be the father of your baby? 321 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,950 Of course I can. 322 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:35,048 - Okay. - But it's not you. 323 00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:41,530 Oh, for God's sakes. 324 00:15:41,632 --> 00:15:44,226 Oh, come on! 325 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,564 Fine. Let me get Miss Fat Ass outta here... 326 00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:48,729 - and I'll meet you in the car. - Okay. 327 00:15:48,839 --> 00:15:51,865 Meanwhile, on the other side of Maggie's house... 328 00:15:51,975 --> 00:15:55,342 Lindsay and Tobias were putting their plan into action. 329 00:15:55,446 --> 00:15:57,937 - I'm cloaking myself in her scent. - Oh! She's not blind. 330 00:15:58,048 --> 00:15:59,948 Well, she was when she bought this. 331 00:16:02,052 --> 00:16:04,418 - Oh, my God! That's her! - Get in the tub! 332 00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:09,487 Buster, meanwhile, received an unexpected visitor. 333 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:12,721 I want you to know that it's okay for you to hide. 334 00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:16,732 A man can hide. There's a quiet courage in that. 335 00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:18,734 You're a good uncle. 336 00:16:18,836 --> 00:16:21,805 I'm not your uncle. I'm your father. 337 00:16:21,905 --> 00:16:24,135 - What? - Shh. Shh. Quiet courage. 338 00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:26,675 Quiet courage. Hide. 339 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,177 But Buster was confused. 340 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,839 You lied to me. Uncle Oscar's my father. 341 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:34,611 He just told me so. And maybe you're not even my real mother. 342 00:16:34,718 --> 00:16:37,949 For all I know, Lucille 2 is my real mother. Oh! 343 00:16:38,055 --> 00:16:39,989 Buster, you were never supposed to know. 344 00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:43,184 Oh, yeah? Well, here's something you should know. I'm going to war! 345 00:16:48,084 --> 00:16:51,349 Buster had just discovered he'd been lied to by his parents. 346 00:16:51,454 --> 00:16:53,718 I'm going to war! 347 00:16:53,823 --> 00:16:55,950 - You told him you were his father! - I did no such thing! 348 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,219 - You're high! - You're drunk! 349 00:16:59,695 --> 00:17:01,595 George. 350 00:17:01,697 --> 00:17:04,131 He must've come here to say good-bye to Buster. 351 00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:07,725 And that's when Lucille snapped out ofher denial. 352 00:17:07,837 --> 00:17:09,964 My baby's going to war. 353 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,370 Lindsay and Tobias were gathering evidence... 354 00:17:12,475 --> 00:17:14,636 that Maggie was truly pregnant. 355 00:17:14,744 --> 00:17:16,644 And they were having fun doing it. 356 00:17:16,746 --> 00:17:19,544 That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. 357 00:17:19,649 --> 00:17:21,549 And this time, no tears. 358 00:17:21,651 --> 00:17:24,381 Tobias, this is the box that Michael was talking about. "60 pounds." 359 00:17:24,487 --> 00:17:28,480 But it didn't weigh 60 pounds. 360 00:17:28,591 --> 00:17:32,254 Michael was stalling Maggie, and they were also having fun. 361 00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:35,660 Sally Sitwell? You know, I think I had her little play oven. 362 00:17:35,765 --> 00:17:38,233 Yeah, I know. It's a funny name. But she's a doll. 363 00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:40,461 Yeah, I had one. 364 00:17:40,570 --> 00:17:42,902 If you pull her hair, she'd cry or something. 365 00:17:43,005 --> 00:17:44,802 This one kinda does that too. 366 00:17:44,907 --> 00:17:47,171 - Hello. - We got the pee, and we're gonna get it checked. 367 00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:51,007 But, listen, you should know that that box that says "60 pounds"- 368 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,308 it's actually like two pounds. 369 00:17:53,416 --> 00:17:56,385 I think she's pregnant, Michael. I mean, there's baby stuff here and- 370 00:17:56,485 --> 00:17:59,386 Tobias, stop it. That's for the baby. It's not- 371 00:17:59,488 --> 00:18:01,615 - We're having a really good time. - Yeah? 372 00:18:01,724 --> 00:18:04,921 - Well, I kind of am too. - Bye. 373 00:18:05,027 --> 00:18:07,518 So, no more lies. Tell me the truth. 374 00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:11,259 If-lf that baby is mine, maybe we're meant to be together. 375 00:18:13,336 --> 00:18:15,770 Of course it is, Michael. 376 00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:20,742 But that's when the Fünkes discovered what was in the box... 377 00:18:20,843 --> 00:18:22,834 that was so easy to lift. 378 00:18:25,781 --> 00:18:28,773 - That's what it is. - Okay, the box was light 'cause it had a fake stomach in it. 379 00:18:28,884 --> 00:18:31,512 It looks like she's faking it. Oh, God. I hope you get this. 380 00:18:31,621 --> 00:18:33,486 Wait up, please. 381 00:18:33,589 --> 00:18:36,387 And George Michael and Maeby brought Ann to the penthouse... 382 00:18:36,492 --> 00:18:39,222 in hopes that Lucille would drive her away. 383 00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:41,057 Isn't Ann great? 384 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,960 - Oh, she's lovely. - Unfortunately... 385 00:18:43,065 --> 00:18:45,829 she was distracted by the thought oflosing Buster. 386 00:18:45,935 --> 00:18:47,664 Hey, do you have any bread pudding? 387 00:18:47,770 --> 00:18:50,830 'Cause you'd be surprised how much this one can put away. 388 00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:54,137 - Ha! - Now that Buster's not here, there's no one to finish it. 389 00:18:54,243 --> 00:18:57,576 I don't care if I ever eat again. 390 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,550 You know, when times are tough... 391 00:19:06,656 --> 00:19:09,921 you can always turn to the power of prayer. 392 00:19:10,026 --> 00:19:12,358 Here we go. 393 00:19:12,461 --> 00:19:15,055 Show me. 394 00:19:15,164 --> 00:19:18,065 This was a big get for God... 395 00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:20,499 and Michael brought Maggie home to meet his son. 396 00:19:20,603 --> 00:19:23,538 This is gonna be easy. He's been signing off on everyone lately. Maybe he called. 397 00:19:23,639 --> 00:19:26,107 Hey, so what's the deal on Zuckerkorn? 398 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,972 'Cause you know my fat case- it's really pretty thin. 399 00:19:29,078 --> 00:19:32,241 - Lying, untrustworthy- - Yeah. 400 00:19:32,348 --> 00:19:34,714 Plus, I heard he hangs out at rest stops. 401 00:19:34,817 --> 00:19:36,717 No, no. I'm talkin' about you, Maggie. 402 00:19:36,819 --> 00:19:38,719 I don't know why I'm surprised. I shouldn't be. 403 00:19:38,821 --> 00:19:40,686 You're a liar. You lie. 404 00:19:40,790 --> 00:19:43,782 Well, I mean, I heard he hangs out at rest stops. Okay- 405 00:19:43,893 --> 00:19:47,454 And I keep buying it too. And so maybe there is something wrong with me. 406 00:19:47,563 --> 00:19:49,428 I thought we were startin' to trust each other. 407 00:19:49,532 --> 00:19:53,525 I got a message from my sister saying there's a box at your house with a fat suit in it. 408 00:19:53,636 --> 00:19:56,628 - What've you got? A different one for each trimester? - You had your sister... 409 00:19:56,739 --> 00:19:59,435 - break into my house? - Which one are you wearin' right now? 410 00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:01,442 Is this the ready-to-burst model? 411 00:20:01,544 --> 00:20:04,638 Now, there's zero trust here. Good-bye. 412 00:20:04,747 --> 00:20:07,773 It's been fun- 413 00:20:07,883 --> 00:20:10,443 not. - Michael had hoped something more dramatic... 414 00:20:10,553 --> 00:20:12,384 would have come out ofhis mouth. 415 00:20:12,488 --> 00:20:14,115 Or at least more current. 416 00:20:14,223 --> 00:20:17,249 Oh, you're so right, Michael. I really can't be trusted. 417 00:20:17,359 --> 00:20:19,953 'Cause I'm fakin' it- 418 00:20:21,597 --> 00:20:23,497 not. 419 00:20:26,102 --> 00:20:28,662 Hello, Michael. Well, my wife and I... 420 00:20:28,771 --> 00:20:33,037 finally had the thrill of seeing a plus sign on a pregnancy test. 421 00:20:33,142 --> 00:20:35,235 You're gonna be a daddy! 422 00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:39,605 On the next Arrested Development. 423 00:20:39,715 --> 00:20:42,081 Barry gets a big break on his case. 424 00:20:42,184 --> 00:20:44,744 The fat girl in my Skip Church's case? Not fat. 425 00:20:44,854 --> 00:20:47,823 The attorney bought her a fat suit. Oh! I've got another case. 426 00:20:47,923 --> 00:20:49,584 Maggie is suing you for paternity. 427 00:20:49,692 --> 00:20:52,354 And for the first time, Lucille prays. 428 00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:55,021 Take something else from us. Do whatever you have to... 429 00:20:55,131 --> 00:20:57,031 to keep my boy from going to war. 430 00:20:57,133 --> 00:20:59,033 And Buster is on his way... 431 00:20:59,135 --> 00:21:02,832 when he decides to pursue a long-delayed rite of passage. 432 00:21:04,406 --> 00:21:07,204 Loose seal! Watch out for loose seal! 433 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,368 I don't care about Lucille! 434 00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,378 She lies! 435 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,505 And then a seal bites offhis hand. 436 00:21:13,616 --> 00:21:14,674 Aaa- 437 00:21:14,784 --> 00:21:16,012 ...men.