1 00:00:01,007 --> 00:00:04,408 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,510 --> 00:00:06,501 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,612 --> 00:00:08,603 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,153 --> 00:00:15,848 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,057 --> 00:00:20,389 George Michael? Michael was looking for his son... 6 00:00:20,493 --> 00:00:22,586 with whom he had a secret to share. 7 00:00:22,695 --> 00:00:25,596 - There you are. Hey, pal. You alone? - Almost always, yeah. 8 00:00:25,698 --> 00:00:28,030 You know, Maeby's never around anymore... 9 00:00:28,134 --> 00:00:30,796 and Ann's off with her religious group, trying to get Nip/Tuck off the air. 10 00:00:30,903 --> 00:00:33,463 - They don't like Nip/Tuck? - Well, you know, they don't like anything. 11 00:00:33,572 --> 00:00:36,040 Something about God wants people to age naturally- I don't know. 12 00:00:36,142 --> 00:00:38,042 Ironically, she likes Gangy. 13 00:00:38,144 --> 00:00:42,706 Listen, you know, I would never date anyone without you being okay with it, right? 14 00:00:42,815 --> 00:00:46,911 - You don't have to do that. - Great, because I didn't do it this time. 15 00:00:47,019 --> 00:00:52,047 L- I kind of reconnected with that blind prosecutor I used to date, Maggie Lizer. 16 00:00:52,158 --> 00:00:53,887 Her? 17 00:00:53,993 --> 00:00:57,258 - Didn't she turn out to not be blind though? - Exactly. 18 00:00:57,363 --> 00:01:00,264 But she's filled out a little bit. 19 00:01:00,366 --> 00:01:02,994 Michael hadn't seen her in eight and a half months... 20 00:01:03,102 --> 00:01:05,070 during which she had filled out. 21 00:01:05,171 --> 00:01:07,401 Really? Could have sworn it was a year. 22 00:01:07,506 --> 00:01:12,136 And it seems as if I'm the father. 23 00:01:12,244 --> 00:01:14,838 Do you know this for sure? I mean, she does lie. 24 00:01:14,947 --> 00:01:17,472 - She might not really be pregnant. - See, that's what I thought. 25 00:01:17,583 --> 00:01:19,483 - Boy, you really are my kid. - Good. 26 00:01:19,585 --> 00:01:22,179 Apparently, so is this one. 27 00:01:22,288 --> 00:01:24,756 Michael found this out after having Lindsay and Tobias... 28 00:01:24,857 --> 00:01:28,190 break into Maggie's house and hide in the bathroom... 29 00:01:28,294 --> 00:01:30,262 to collect and test her urine. 30 00:01:30,362 --> 00:01:34,696 - It was there that they stumbled upon a fat suit. - That's what it is. 31 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,825 Michael confronted Maggie about this. 32 00:01:36,936 --> 00:01:40,667 Oh, you're so right, Michael, 'cause I'm fakin' it- 33 00:01:40,773 --> 00:01:44,209 - But he was proven wrong. - Not. 34 00:01:44,310 --> 00:01:47,473 Maybe it'll be exciting, you know? Be a big brother. It'll be fun. 35 00:01:47,580 --> 00:01:50,606 - There you go. It would be fun, wouldn't it? - Big brother. Me. 36 00:01:50,716 --> 00:01:53,116 Not gonna happen though. She doesn't want anything to do with me. 37 00:01:53,219 --> 00:01:56,882 But I know you've been bored. You and I are gonna have some fun together. 38 00:01:56,989 --> 00:01:59,617 Maybe we'll even have ourselves a little adventure. 39 00:01:59,725 --> 00:02:02,751 - Yeah. - Meanwhile, I guess this family's big enough, huh? 40 00:02:02,862 --> 00:02:06,059 In fact, Michael's family had just gotten a little smaller. 41 00:02:06,165 --> 00:02:08,258 Hello? 42 00:02:08,367 --> 00:02:11,063 Mom, you've got to stop starting conversations like that. 43 00:02:11,170 --> 00:02:14,799 Something happened to Buster. He lost part of his body. 44 00:02:14,907 --> 00:02:17,808 - I don't know which one. - The hand. 45 00:02:17,910 --> 00:02:20,344 I told him to stay out of the ocean, but we had a fight. 46 00:02:20,446 --> 00:02:22,573 - Who remembers about what? - I do. 47 00:02:22,681 --> 00:02:26,515 Buster had discovered that his Uncle Oscar was his true father. 48 00:02:26,619 --> 00:02:29,144 - You lied to me. - You were never supposed to know. 49 00:02:29,255 --> 00:02:31,746 I'm going to war! 50 00:02:31,857 --> 00:02:36,157 As an act of defiance to Lucille, he first went swimming in the ocean... 51 00:02:36,262 --> 00:02:39,026 where he was attacked by a loose seal. 52 00:02:39,131 --> 00:02:41,156 If only your father was here. 53 00:02:41,267 --> 00:02:45,397 - Oh, that George. God only knows where he is. - The car! 54 00:02:45,504 --> 00:02:49,668 - Up yours, granny! - You couldn't handle it! 55 00:02:49,775 --> 00:02:52,573 In fact, George Sr. Had snuck out of the attic... 56 00:02:52,678 --> 00:02:54,976 and gone to a local Ford dealership. 57 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:57,048 Yeah, the Bronco's been discontinued. 58 00:02:57,149 --> 00:02:59,583 We're trying to shed that whole "fugitive on the run" thing. 59 00:02:59,685 --> 00:03:02,586 - This is the Escape. - What a fun name, hmm? 60 00:03:02,688 --> 00:03:04,883 - Mm-hmm. - May I test-drive? 61 00:03:07,293 --> 00:03:10,524 - Up yours, granny! - You couldn't handle it! 62 00:03:10,629 --> 00:03:14,030 Soon, Michael and George Michael arrived at the hospital. 63 00:03:14,133 --> 00:03:17,466 - If something happens to Buster, I'll be lost. - Yeah. Excuse me. 64 00:03:17,570 --> 00:03:20,937 George Michael, you're going to have to be the baby of the family. 65 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:24,908 - Um, Maeby's younger than me. - You're never going in the ocean! Never! 66 00:03:25,010 --> 00:03:27,638 - We're here to see him. - You're my baby! I'm never letting you go! 67 00:03:27,746 --> 00:03:30,738 - Please stay away from my son. - You're my baby now! No, he's my baby! 68 00:03:30,849 --> 00:03:33,113 The hell with all of you. I have a man. 69 00:03:33,219 --> 00:03:37,053 Excuse me. 70 00:03:37,156 --> 00:03:39,386 - Are you the Bluths? - Not Dr. Wordsmith. 71 00:03:39,491 --> 00:03:42,085 - How's my son? - He's going to be all right. 72 00:03:42,194 --> 00:03:44,389 - Thank God. - Finally some good news from this guy. 73 00:03:44,496 --> 00:03:46,964 - No other way to take that. - That's a great attitude. 74 00:03:47,066 --> 00:03:50,763 I gotta tell you. If I was given this news, I don't know that I'd take it this well. 75 00:03:50,869 --> 00:03:52,496 But you said he was all right. 76 00:03:52,605 --> 00:03:56,132 Yes. He's lost his left hand, so he's going to be "all right." 77 00:03:56,242 --> 00:03:58,676 You son of a bitch! I hate this doctor! 78 00:03:58,777 --> 00:04:03,510 - He's a very literal man. - Yes, that's more the way I would take the news. 79 00:04:03,616 --> 00:04:05,516 Actually, I'm relieved. 80 00:04:05,618 --> 00:04:08,746 I don't have to go to army because the seal with the bow tie attacked me. 81 00:04:08,854 --> 00:04:12,119 - I feel like I've lost three pounds. - Seal with the bow tie? 82 00:04:12,224 --> 00:04:14,283 Yeah. I think that's what I saw bite me. 83 00:04:14,393 --> 00:04:18,124 I just wish I could remember why I went in the ocean. Did we fight or something? 84 00:04:18,230 --> 00:04:20,130 Of course not. 85 00:04:20,232 --> 00:04:23,497 Although I always have warned you against the ocean. So has your father. 86 00:04:23,602 --> 00:04:26,264 My father. 87 00:04:26,372 --> 00:04:28,499 George Sr. You need more juice. 88 00:04:28,607 --> 00:04:32,600 Where's the juice? Give my son the juice! 89 00:04:32,711 --> 00:04:34,941 Buster, it's okay. Doctor says you're gonna be fine. 90 00:04:35,047 --> 00:04:37,538 And if they can find the hand, they're gonna be able to reattach it. 91 00:04:37,650 --> 00:04:39,550 - You know, like a transplant. - I'm fine. 92 00:04:39,652 --> 00:04:45,284 This is a blessing. And speaking of blessings, I heard there's gonna be a baby. 93 00:04:45,391 --> 00:04:49,293 Oh, yeah, yeah. But please, don't worry about that. 94 00:04:49,395 --> 00:04:51,955 What's more important is that you're really doin' well with this, pal. 95 00:04:52,064 --> 00:04:53,793 My hat is off to you. 96 00:04:53,899 --> 00:04:56,800 And my hand is off to you. 97 00:05:00,239 --> 00:05:03,299 No, no, I meant, don't get your hopes up about that- 98 00:05:03,409 --> 00:05:06,867 Hand transplant. 99 00:05:06,979 --> 00:05:10,506 No, the, uh, baby. The mother doesn't want me around. 100 00:05:10,616 --> 00:05:13,346 We kind of had a little bit of a fight. 101 00:05:13,452 --> 00:05:16,649 - You obviously care about this Maggie woman, don't you? - Yes, I do. Of course I do. 102 00:05:16,755 --> 00:05:19,519 I mean, a seal didn't bite your Linus off, did it? 103 00:05:19,625 --> 00:05:22,253 - No, a seal didn't bite my Linus off. - Good. 104 00:05:22,361 --> 00:05:24,352 - Then go to her. Ask for her hand. - Yeah. 105 00:05:24,463 --> 00:05:27,432 And, uh, maybe... 106 00:05:27,533 --> 00:05:30,229 I'll get one for my brother while I'm at it. 107 00:05:30,336 --> 00:05:34,204 Yeah. Get him out of here. 108 00:05:34,306 --> 00:05:36,433 - Hmm? - Get him out of here! 109 00:05:36,542 --> 00:05:38,339 Get the- Out of my room! 110 00:05:38,444 --> 00:05:40,742 - Oh, my God! Buster! - Oh, my God! 111 00:05:40,846 --> 00:05:43,940 Buster, what's wrong? Nurse! 112 00:05:44,049 --> 00:05:46,017 So, at his brother's suggestion... 113 00:05:46,118 --> 00:05:48,848 Michael went to the courthouse determined to win Maggie back. 114 00:05:48,954 --> 00:05:52,014 - Have you seen Maggie? It's kind of important. - Oh, you just missed her. 115 00:05:52,124 --> 00:05:55,025 She's in the bar. What a spanking I gave her in court today. 116 00:05:56,128 --> 00:05:58,596 - Go get 'em. - He spanked me! 117 00:05:58,697 --> 00:06:00,665 - Did you spank her? - No! 118 00:06:00,766 --> 00:06:04,361 You know, that waitress she's representing is suing my client for making her fat. 119 00:06:04,470 --> 00:06:08,031 But here's the thing. Loretta is not fat. 120 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:12,099 Maggie bought her a fat suit, and I've got the receipt to prove it. 121 00:06:12,211 --> 00:06:14,577 Of course. That's what the fat suit is for. 122 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,581 Well, I've gotta find her. I owe her an apology. You said she's at a bar? 123 00:06:17,683 --> 00:06:20,777 Friday night. You might want to try Miss Temple's. Tell her Barry said- 124 00:06:20,886 --> 00:06:23,320 Ooh, I did good today. 125 00:06:23,422 --> 00:06:25,549 And Michael caught up with Maggie. 126 00:06:25,657 --> 00:06:27,591 You know, there have been lies, yes. 127 00:06:27,693 --> 00:06:31,288 But it's not like either one of us would ever do anything to hurt the other person. 128 00:06:31,397 --> 00:06:33,297 Hello, Officers. 129 00:06:33,399 --> 00:06:36,562 Well, there's no further sign of a break-in at your house. 130 00:06:36,668 --> 00:06:40,729 And since you haven't called us back, we again left the number, in case there's a problem. 131 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:43,603 - Thanks, Officer Taylor. - Just next time, uh, call us back. 132 00:06:43,709 --> 00:06:45,734 Hey, the break-in? I told you that was us. 133 00:06:45,844 --> 00:06:49,610 Well, maybe I did want to hurt you, because I was hurt. 134 00:06:49,715 --> 00:06:55,654 - The only reason you're here is out of loyalty to the baby. - It's not just about the baby. 135 00:06:55,754 --> 00:06:58,621 Maggie, there was a reason that you and I got together in the first place... 136 00:06:58,724 --> 00:07:00,692 when we made this baby, okay? 137 00:07:00,793 --> 00:07:05,423 There's something here, as long as we never lie to each other again. 138 00:07:05,531 --> 00:07:08,864 Well, then I have to come clean about one more thing. 139 00:07:08,967 --> 00:07:10,935 - Oh, no. - You're not the father. 140 00:07:11,036 --> 00:07:12,503 Come on. 141 00:07:12,604 --> 00:07:16,301 I went to a sperm bank, okay, the week before we even met. 142 00:07:16,408 --> 00:07:20,105 The father's some guy from Harvard, but that's all I know. 143 00:07:20,212 --> 00:07:23,306 That's great. He's probably some geek Simpsons writer's kid. 144 00:07:23,415 --> 00:07:25,781 I never thought I'd meet someone like you. 145 00:07:25,884 --> 00:07:27,613 - Mmm. - But come on. 146 00:07:27,719 --> 00:07:30,620 I mean, do you still really want me? 147 00:07:30,722 --> 00:07:32,519 Are you really that great of a guy? 148 00:07:32,624 --> 00:07:36,424 Michael had always thought ofhimself as that great a guy. 149 00:07:36,528 --> 00:07:40,794 - The kind of guy who could raise someone else's baby. - Of course I am. 150 00:07:40,899 --> 00:07:42,867 But he wasn't... 151 00:07:42,968 --> 00:07:45,801 and he regretted it the moment he said it. 152 00:07:49,152 --> 00:07:52,918 The next day, the family gathered to welcome Buster home from the hospital. 153 00:07:53,023 --> 00:07:55,218 He's coming. What he's wearing is temporary. 154 00:07:55,325 --> 00:08:00,262 Please don't comment on it or salute him like that idiot guard down there did to him. 155 00:08:00,363 --> 00:08:03,628 Well, look who's back. 156 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,928 - Let's all say hello. - Hi. 157 00:08:06,036 --> 00:08:09,233 And while you're at it, let's all give me a big hand! 158 00:08:14,344 --> 00:08:17,404 George Michael, get your uncle a bandage for his forehead. 159 00:08:17,514 --> 00:08:19,482 And while you're at it, uh, get two. 160 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:20,982 Oh, my God. 161 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,882 Guess this means you don't wanna play "got your nose" with me. 162 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,653 Oh, what's the matter, Buster? 163 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,658 - Did you hurt yourself? - Uh, hi, Gob. 164 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,228 Oh, my God! What-What happened to your- He's got no hand! 165 00:08:33,330 --> 00:08:35,298 Buster went swimming in the ocean... 166 00:08:35,398 --> 00:08:38,094 and, according to him, a seal with a bow tie bit off his hand. 167 00:08:38,201 --> 00:08:39,566 Bow tie? 168 00:08:39,669 --> 00:08:42,797 It's merely the playful mutterings of the shock victim. 169 00:08:42,906 --> 00:08:44,965 A seal would never prey on a human... 170 00:08:45,075 --> 00:08:47,839 unless, of course, it had acquired a taste for mammal blood. 171 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,242 Gob had recently dressed a seal in a bow tie... 172 00:08:50,347 --> 00:08:52,815 and used him in a magic trick. 173 00:08:52,916 --> 00:08:55,441 When it failed, he released the seal into the ocean. 174 00:08:55,552 --> 00:08:59,511 You're back in the real world. You're not gonna be hand-fed anymore. 175 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:02,353 How the hell would a seal know how to tie a bow tie anyway? 176 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:06,828 - I can barely tie the yellow one that I wear in my act. - This one had a yellow bow tie! 177 00:09:06,930 --> 00:09:08,522 Really? 178 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:11,430 And later, Lucille could not contain her guilt any longer. 179 00:09:11,534 --> 00:09:15,368 I did this. I prayed that God take anything he wanted from us... 180 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,372 so that Buster wouldn't have to go to war. 181 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:21,103 Oh, Mom. After all these years, God's not gonna take a call from you. 182 00:09:21,211 --> 00:09:23,338 I did this. 183 00:09:23,446 --> 00:09:26,040 I think that the seal with the yellow bow tie might be the one... 184 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:29,380 that I released into the sea after giving it the taste for mammal blood. 185 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:32,546 Okay. You've got a better case than Mom does. 186 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:35,056 Still, I could hunt down that seal. 187 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:38,787 They said if you retrieve Buster's hand, they might be able to do a transplant. 188 00:09:38,895 --> 00:09:42,661 At the very least, I can remove that incriminating bow tie. 189 00:09:42,766 --> 00:09:45,826 And Michael told Lindsay about his commitment to Maggie... 190 00:09:45,935 --> 00:09:47,903 and the child that wasn't his. 191 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:51,303 Well, first of all, I'm sure there are writers on The Simpsons who aren't geeks. 192 00:09:51,408 --> 00:09:54,343 And secondly, I think this commitment you're making is great. 193 00:09:54,444 --> 00:09:56,344 It is. It's great, it's great. 194 00:09:56,446 --> 00:09:59,506 I do think something might be up though. What if she's still lying? 195 00:09:59,616 --> 00:10:01,914 Oh, no. You're trying to get out of this, aren't you? 196 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,248 - L-I thought you were a good guy. - I am a good guy. 197 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:07,414 - Is he trying to get out of having this baby? - We want this child. 198 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:10,049 It's given us a reason to stay together. 199 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:12,754 In fact, it was investigating the pregnancy... 200 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:16,593 that had reignited Lindsay and Tobias's passion. 201 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,668 It was weird. 202 00:10:18,768 --> 00:10:20,736 - Where's your child? - I don't have a child, Michael. 203 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:23,305 - We don't have a child, Michael. - That's why we want- 204 00:10:23,406 --> 00:10:25,567 - Oh. - Did you mean Maeby? 205 00:10:25,675 --> 00:10:29,771 - I did mean Maeby. - Well, she's hardly a child, is she, Michael? 206 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,847 Yeah. And we know where she is. 207 00:10:31,948 --> 00:10:35,782 She's with her debate club, and they're on their way to Sacremende for the semifinals. 208 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,785 She wasn't. 209 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:41,983 And a Google search of the word "Sacremende"only came up with this. 210 00:10:42,092 --> 00:10:46,392 In fact, she was overseeing a remake ofThe Old Man And The Sea... 211 00:10:46,496 --> 00:10:49,897 for the film studio where she'd bluffed her way into a job. 212 00:10:49,999 --> 00:10:51,967 What on earth is taking so long? 213 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,593 Am I the only one who wants to get home and see their kids? 214 00:10:54,704 --> 00:10:57,298 So please don't tell me I don't know where my kid is. 215 00:10:57,407 --> 00:11:01,741 All I'm saying is that Maggie claims that no one else is involved. 216 00:11:01,845 --> 00:11:04,746 But what if she's lying again and there is someone else involved? 217 00:11:04,848 --> 00:11:07,180 You know, a boyfriend, a husband. 218 00:11:07,283 --> 00:11:10,446 Someone that got dumped when something better came along. 219 00:11:10,553 --> 00:11:13,750 - Of course. Why wouldn't she? - I'm a good guy, you know. 220 00:11:13,857 --> 00:11:16,325 So I'm thinkin' maybe you can break into her house again for me... 221 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,155 and see if you can find some, uh- 222 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,821 Way out of this for you? I don't think so. 223 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:25,026 No, I was gonna say, find some evidence of who the father is, but forget it. 224 00:11:25,135 --> 00:11:29,094 I'll find somebody who wants an adventure. 225 00:11:29,205 --> 00:11:32,299 George Michael, how would you like to get away from Uncle Buster? 226 00:11:32,409 --> 00:11:34,377 - I'd really like that. - Good. Shh, shh, shh. 227 00:11:34,477 --> 00:11:37,207 And so, with his son's help, Michael went to Maggie's... 228 00:11:37,313 --> 00:11:39,247 to find some evidence of another man. 229 00:11:39,349 --> 00:11:41,817 It's another Bluth Boy adventure. We're like a team. 230 00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:44,250 - We're like Red McGibbon and Bullet. - Who? 231 00:11:44,354 --> 00:11:46,322 They're this old, uh- Never mind. Okay, listen. 232 00:11:46,423 --> 00:11:49,859 Anything you find in there-name, phone number-you bring it out to Daddy, all right? 233 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,950 - You mean you're not going in with me? - Hmm? No. 234 00:11:52,061 --> 00:11:54,359 I can't fit through that doggy door. 235 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,922 But I am gonna risk being caught out here. Be careful. 236 00:11:59,702 --> 00:12:03,160 Okay, I got a phone number. Let's go. Drive. 237 00:12:03,273 --> 00:12:05,434 - Let's go. Hit the gas. - You didn't even go inside. 238 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:08,136 - It was taped to the door. - It's probably the Sparkletts guy. 239 00:12:08,244 --> 00:12:11,543 Listen, it's okay. I'm telling you. There's nothing to be scared about. 240 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,378 I'm not getting that vibe. Hey! 241 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,452 - Everything all right? - Yes, Officer. 242 00:12:16,553 --> 00:12:19,044 - Just waiting to see if Maggie's home. - Oh. 243 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:22,124 I was making sure there wasn't another break-in. 244 00:12:22,225 --> 00:12:24,557 My partner is inside with his gun drawn. 245 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:27,221 Everything's gonna be just fine. 246 00:12:30,033 --> 00:12:33,059 Close call there, Bullet. I'm so sorry about that. 247 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:37,128 But listen, I think- I think that you do have something here with this phone number. 248 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,265 "Really eager to hear from you." 249 00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:42,503 You know, that's something a guy would say if he was the father of her child... 250 00:12:42,612 --> 00:12:45,479 and the mother stopped calling 'cause she found a really good guy. 251 00:12:45,582 --> 00:12:49,074 I think this is him. I'm gettin' that vibe. We're havin' some fun, aren't we? 252 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,914 I'm really sorry about that. 253 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:55,354 Gob arrived at the dock, hoping to recover his brother's missing hand. 254 00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:58,985 I'm lookin' for the seal that's got the taste for kitty blood. 255 00:12:59,095 --> 00:13:01,427 I'll pay you handsomely. 256 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:04,989 In fact, the skipper had already rented his boat to be shot in Maeby's film. 257 00:13:05,101 --> 00:13:08,229 So neither he nor Gob were prepared... 258 00:13:08,338 --> 00:13:11,671 for the challenges of using cats to catch a seal. 259 00:13:11,774 --> 00:13:15,767 God! It's like herding cats. 260 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,904 Here's your kitty cat. Aah! Fine! 261 00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:19,914 You don't get to be bait! 262 00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,984 Why are there cats in the shot? 263 00:13:22,085 --> 00:13:25,577 This is the camera boat. Can you lose the- cats, please? 264 00:13:25,688 --> 00:13:27,588 Uncle Gob? 265 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,792 Maeby? 266 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:34,227 And Michael traced the phone number he found on the note to an address. 267 00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:37,390 Thank you, Mr. Parmesan. Okay. 268 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:41,436 In there is the father of the child that Maggie wants me to help her raise. 269 00:13:41,538 --> 00:13:44,701 And he probably doesn't know that she's got another man involved. 270 00:13:44,807 --> 00:13:47,640 So I want you to stay here and enjoy the adventure from the car. 271 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:51,236 This one could get a little ugly. 272 00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:55,545 And, hey, I'd like to see that cop of Maggie's do detective work this good. Huh? 273 00:13:57,987 --> 00:14:01,081 Oh, come on. Is this your phone number? 274 00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:04,455 Hey, I told you at the bar. I left that on Maggie's door. 275 00:14:04,561 --> 00:14:06,722 And why are you hangin' around Maggie's house, anyway? 276 00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:09,161 L- I'm sorry. I'm in this crazy relationship. 277 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:12,234 She wants me to raise this child with her because there's no father. 278 00:14:12,335 --> 00:14:14,303 - No father? - I thought I'd come here- 279 00:14:14,404 --> 00:14:17,066 There's a father. There's two fathers. David! 280 00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:20,973 - I'm making gravy. - That bitch is gonna keep our child. 281 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:24,843 I knew she was up to something. 282 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,508 Hot cops Hot 283 00:14:30,634 --> 00:14:34,536 Michael had tracked down the couple who'd hired Maggie to carry their child. 284 00:14:34,638 --> 00:14:38,165 - So that's why you guys are staking out her house. - She hasn't returned our calls. 285 00:14:38,275 --> 00:14:40,937 - There's something about her I just don't trust. - I'll say. 286 00:14:41,044 --> 00:14:43,410 She said she doesn't know who the father is. 287 00:14:43,513 --> 00:14:46,607 In a funny way, neither do we. Wejust gave her a mixed cocktail. 288 00:14:46,717 --> 00:14:48,617 - Two parts Taylor. - Two parts Carter. 289 00:14:48,719 --> 00:14:50,619 And let her do her thing. 290 00:14:50,721 --> 00:14:53,884 We decided we never want to know which of us is the real father. 291 00:14:56,593 --> 00:14:58,493 Well, why should you? 292 00:14:58,595 --> 00:15:01,758 I just hope you find out which one of you can breast-feed. 293 00:15:01,865 --> 00:15:04,561 You know, we're in a loving relationship. 294 00:15:04,668 --> 00:15:08,069 Andjust because we don't have breasts does not mean we cannot nourish our child. 295 00:15:08,171 --> 00:15:10,071 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to- 296 00:15:10,173 --> 00:15:13,142 I don't want you guys to worry about getting that child back from Maggie... 297 00:15:13,243 --> 00:15:15,473 because I'm gonna help you. 298 00:15:15,579 --> 00:15:17,638 Wow. What a... good guy. 299 00:15:17,748 --> 00:15:21,411 I know. And for once, I'm one lie ahead of Maggie Lizer's lies. 300 00:15:21,518 --> 00:15:24,248 In fact, Michael was one lie behind her. 301 00:15:24,354 --> 00:15:28,882 And what if I told you that Loretta was not fat... 302 00:15:28,992 --> 00:15:31,426 but actually a very greedy woman... 303 00:15:31,528 --> 00:15:34,588 in a very cheap fat suit? 304 00:15:34,698 --> 00:15:37,223 What, do you think I'm kidding? Huh? 305 00:15:37,334 --> 00:15:40,303 - What are you doing? - Okay, so she's fat. 306 00:15:40,404 --> 00:15:44,170 - Your Honor, this is an outrage! - Wow. Did I lose this one. 307 00:15:44,274 --> 00:15:46,742 Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. 308 00:15:46,843 --> 00:15:50,176 - You said spanking. - I want this case thrown out immediately. 309 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:53,010 In fact, Loretta wasn't overweight- 310 00:15:53,116 --> 00:15:56,745 - Oh, no! My water just broke! - Quickly, Your Honor. Quickly throw it out. 311 00:15:56,853 --> 00:15:59,788 but was carrying the child that Maggie was supposed to. 312 00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:04,987 You see, it was Loretta's urine that Tobias and Lindsay ended up testing... 313 00:16:05,095 --> 00:16:08,690 a fact they missed when they were making out in the shower. 314 00:16:08,799 --> 00:16:11,700 And Maggie did buy the fat suit to serve as her pregnancy belly. 315 00:16:11,802 --> 00:16:13,702 All right, this is goin' back. 316 00:16:13,804 --> 00:16:18,537 But soon upgraded to a higher-quality latex model. 317 00:16:18,642 --> 00:16:21,167 It's time! 318 00:16:21,278 --> 00:16:24,475 - Is there a doctor in the house? - Oh, my God! My water broke too! 319 00:16:24,581 --> 00:16:26,481 I'm in labor! 320 00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:31,452 Maggie wasn't, but had no choice but to pretend to deliver at the same time. 321 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:34,683 And Gob caught up with Maeby and made a confession. 322 00:16:34,791 --> 00:16:36,952 I think I'm responsible for Buster's hand. 323 00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:39,824 Yeah, and I'm responsible for an $80-million movie without an ending. 324 00:16:39,930 --> 00:16:42,558 I know those problems seem big when you're a kid, Maeby. 325 00:16:42,666 --> 00:16:45,260 Look, this is kind of weird advice for me to be giving... 326 00:16:45,368 --> 00:16:47,495 but why don't you just tell him the truth? 327 00:16:47,604 --> 00:16:49,504 I mean, he'll respect you for it. 328 00:16:50,607 --> 00:16:53,132 Thanks, Maeby. 329 00:16:53,243 --> 00:16:56,076 Okay, now I'm just lying for no reason. 330 00:16:58,281 --> 00:17:00,511 And Michael arrived at the courthouse... 331 00:17:00,617 --> 00:17:05,213 only to discover that Maggie had already been rushed to the hospital. 332 00:17:05,322 --> 00:17:08,985 And back at the penthouse, Lucille was praying for the second time in her life. 333 00:17:09,092 --> 00:17:11,526 Lord, let Buster forget everything. 334 00:17:11,628 --> 00:17:15,291 And if you need to take another hand to make that happen... 335 00:17:15,398 --> 00:17:17,366 please make it Gob's. 336 00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:22,427 It was at that exact moment that Buster did forget he'd lost his hand. 337 00:17:22,539 --> 00:17:24,598 Oh! No, stop it, stop it, stop it! 338 00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:27,973 Oh, you caught my tendon in your claw! 339 00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:32,606 My claw? Aw, God! 340 00:17:32,716 --> 00:17:35,583 I'm a monster! 341 00:17:38,154 --> 00:17:42,887 No! 342 00:17:42,993 --> 00:17:45,894 Whose idea was the temporary hand? 343 00:17:45,996 --> 00:17:48,430 Buster! 344 00:17:48,532 --> 00:17:50,898 Hi. There's something you need to know. 345 00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:54,061 There's nothing he needs to know. Take his hand. Take it now! 346 00:17:54,170 --> 00:17:56,400 It was my fault. It was my seal. 347 00:17:56,506 --> 00:17:59,100 I released him, and he bit off your hand. 348 00:17:59,209 --> 00:18:01,734 Wow. Truth feels good. 349 00:18:01,845 --> 00:18:04,245 - You did this to me? - Yeah. 350 00:18:04,347 --> 00:18:08,306 And Gob was about to experience something that didn't feel that good. 351 00:18:08,418 --> 00:18:10,409 No, Buster! Oh! 352 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,387 Michael, meanwhile, notified the policemen that Maggie was in the hospital. 353 00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:16,118 - I will meet you there. - We're on our way. 354 00:18:16,226 --> 00:18:18,126 I'm getting goose bumps. 355 00:18:18,228 --> 00:18:20,696 Hi. Okay. I'm gonna go in there with Maggie. 356 00:18:20,797 --> 00:18:23,265 As far as I know, she's already had the kid, okay? 357 00:18:23,366 --> 00:18:26,824 We're havin' some adventure though, huh? You can't say we're not havin' fun. 358 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:32,240 Don't smoke, sonny. 359 00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,273 Michael. Oh, I'm glad you're here. 360 00:18:38,381 --> 00:18:43,751 Is this our little bundle of... two gay cops' baby? 361 00:18:47,223 --> 00:18:50,124 Shh, shh, shh, shh. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 362 00:18:50,226 --> 00:18:52,319 Here it is. This came from our cup. 363 00:18:52,429 --> 00:18:54,624 That fellow was in our cup once. 364 00:18:54,731 --> 00:18:57,131 Here's something I think you both need to have. 365 00:18:59,069 --> 00:19:02,505 Boy, you just cannot get off the breast thing, can you? 366 00:19:02,606 --> 00:19:05,973 Okay, where's the baby? 367 00:19:06,076 --> 00:19:09,603 - I'm not pregnant. - But we paid you to do this, Maggie. 368 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:12,477 I know, and I wanted to, but then it turns out I couldn't get pregnant. 369 00:19:12,582 --> 00:19:16,382 And I had this client-You know, we were working on the fat case. 370 00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:19,478 So l- Hey, I outsourced it, okay? 371 00:19:19,589 --> 00:19:22,683 And you weren't gonna let these nice guys have a baby? 372 00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:24,692 You were gonna have us raise it? 373 00:19:24,794 --> 00:19:26,694 Of course not. 374 00:19:26,796 --> 00:19:29,663 I'm gonna give 'em their baby. I never thought you'd stick around. 375 00:19:29,766 --> 00:19:31,666 I'm not goin' anywhere, baby. 376 00:19:31,768 --> 00:19:34,202 What is wrong with me? 377 00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:37,034 Oh! Here it comes! Here comes the baby! 378 00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:39,005 Is that the head? 379 00:19:39,109 --> 00:19:43,375 Loretta had her baby, and the new family couldn't have been happier. 380 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:47,280 - And Michael reunited with his son. - You disappointed? 381 00:19:47,384 --> 00:19:50,649 You kiddin' me? You're the only son I've ever needed. 382 00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:53,279 That's all the adventure I've ever needed. 383 00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:57,884 Okay. Son, I'm going to meet you at the car. "M." Main floor. 384 00:19:57,994 --> 00:19:59,894 No adventure there. 385 00:19:59,996 --> 00:20:02,863 But "M"didn't stand for "main floor." 386 00:20:05,135 --> 00:20:07,103 Dr. Ward to the morgue, please. 387 00:20:07,203 --> 00:20:09,831 Dr. Ward to the morgue, please. Stat. 388 00:20:09,939 --> 00:20:12,237 And Michael said good-bye to Maggie. 389 00:20:12,342 --> 00:20:14,606 - I know. I've got a problem. - We obviously both do. 390 00:20:14,711 --> 00:20:19,239 We obviously both crave some crazy complication in our lives. 391 00:20:19,349 --> 00:20:22,216 When we're together, it is like- 392 00:20:22,318 --> 00:20:24,582 - Magic? - I was gonna say "train wreck." 393 00:20:24,688 --> 00:20:27,213 We have to make a vow, okay? This is over. 394 00:20:27,323 --> 00:20:31,760 No more lying. No deceit, no sex. Everything. 395 00:20:31,861 --> 00:20:35,353 No more lies. 396 00:20:35,465 --> 00:20:38,662 But that, too, turned out to be a lie. 397 00:20:54,050 --> 00:20:56,644 On the next Arrested Development. 398 00:20:56,753 --> 00:20:59,779 Buster and Gob find themselves closer than ever. 399 00:20:59,889 --> 00:21:02,722 And there you are. We've removed the hook, and there's been no damage. 400 00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:05,852 - Oh, thank God. - Yeah, he's gonna be fine. 401 00:21:05,962 --> 00:21:09,557 But unfortunately, you've still got a hook in your ass. 402 00:21:09,666 --> 00:21:12,134 And Maggie gets a big surprise. 403 00:21:12,235 --> 00:21:15,329 You have got to be kidding me. 404 00:21:18,274 --> 00:21:20,708 Hot cops We'll clean up the town 405 00:21:20,810 --> 00:21:23,506 We'll turn that old frown upside down 406 00:21:23,613 --> 00:21:26,138 Hot cops We're aiming to please 407 00:21:26,249 --> 00:21:29,218 You know we'll get down on our knees 408 00:21:29,319 --> 00:21:31,947 We're taking on the bad boys 409 00:21:32,055 --> 00:21:34,683 With our loaded guns 410 00:21:34,791 --> 00:21:37,692 We'll pump you full of molten lead 411 00:21:37,794 --> 00:21:40,160 Bang, bang, you're dead 412 00:21:40,263 --> 00:21:42,527 Hot cops 413 00:21:42,632 --> 00:21:45,294 Just give us a squeeze 414 00:21:45,401 --> 00:21:48,199 Hot cops Hot