1 00:00:00,979 --> 00:00:04,415 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,516 --> 00:00:06,507 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,618 --> 00:00:08,609 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,159 --> 00:00:15,854 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,464 --> 00:00:21,432 Michael Bluth had gotten up early... 6 00:00:21,533 --> 00:00:24,525 in the hopes of avoiding his family. 7 00:00:24,636 --> 00:00:28,663 His mother, however, was already dressed, made up and waiting for him- 8 00:00:28,774 --> 00:00:30,867 - Good morning. - Ooh! 9 00:00:30,976 --> 00:00:34,070 Which put her wake-up time in the 3:00, 3:30 area. 10 00:00:34,179 --> 00:00:37,376 I couldn't sleep. I always get this way before Motherboy. 11 00:00:37,482 --> 00:00:39,712 Oh, God. It's Motherboy already? 12 00:00:39,818 --> 00:00:44,084 Motherboy was a dinner dance aimed at promoting mother-son bonding. 13 00:00:44,189 --> 00:00:47,716 Lucille had gone over 25 times with Buster... 14 00:00:47,826 --> 00:00:51,353 and on a few occasions, had won Cutest Couple. 15 00:00:51,463 --> 00:00:54,364 As one entered sexual maturity, and the other one left it... 16 00:00:54,466 --> 00:00:56,400 it became harder to win. 17 00:00:56,501 --> 00:00:59,868 - I'm so hot. - If you were hot, Mother, we would win. 18 00:00:59,971 --> 00:01:03,304 It's not just Motherboy. It's Motherboy XXX! 19 00:01:03,408 --> 00:01:06,969 - And I think with you, I've got a shot. - Oh, no. 20 00:01:07,079 --> 00:01:10,344 - Buster, for the first time ever, doesn't want to do this? - No, he does. 21 00:01:10,449 --> 00:01:12,576 It's just, he's been so mopey. 22 00:01:12,684 --> 00:01:15,653 That could have something to do with the fact that a seal ate his hand. 23 00:01:15,754 --> 00:01:18,552 - I don't know what it is. - I think that's what it is. 24 00:01:18,657 --> 00:01:21,319 - Who knows? - It was that. 25 00:01:21,426 --> 00:01:24,691 It had happened weeks earlier when Buster went swimming in the ocean... 26 00:01:24,796 --> 00:01:28,459 against his mother's wishes. 27 00:01:28,567 --> 00:01:30,899 He had become haunted by the loss... 28 00:01:31,002 --> 00:01:34,802 seeing reminders of the accident everywhere. 29 00:01:43,348 --> 00:01:48,251 Mother, I can't sleep. I may not be able to go to dance practice today. 30 00:01:48,353 --> 00:01:50,150 I'm going out. Zip me up. 31 00:01:50,255 --> 00:01:52,314 I mean, look how he zips now. 32 00:01:52,424 --> 00:01:55,052 I know what this is. You're embarrassed by him, aren't you? 33 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,094 You spent your whole life over-mothering the guy... 34 00:01:57,195 --> 00:01:59,425 and when he finally needs you, you're not there. 35 00:01:59,531 --> 00:02:01,431 Well, I don't see you spending time with him. 36 00:02:01,533 --> 00:02:05,025 The Bluth children had been uneasy about missing limbs... 37 00:02:05,137 --> 00:02:08,629 since their father used a one-armed man to teach them lessons. 38 00:02:08,740 --> 00:02:11,174 That's why you don't yell. 39 00:02:11,276 --> 00:02:15,337 As a matter of fact, I'm going to see Buster today. 40 00:02:15,447 --> 00:02:18,439 So you're gonna have to find a different dance partner for Motherboy. 41 00:02:18,550 --> 00:02:22,111 God. Not that "I'm in love with my mother" dance thing. 42 00:02:22,220 --> 00:02:25,280 I'm so glad there wasn't one of those for daddies and daughters. 43 00:02:25,390 --> 00:02:28,882 - Of course they have father-daughter dances. - They do? He never took me? 44 00:02:28,994 --> 00:02:32,725 It was before we did your nose. Toodle-oo. 45 00:02:32,831 --> 00:02:35,800 - You're up awful early. - Well, my marriage is falling apart. 46 00:02:35,901 --> 00:02:39,803 - Tobias is back with Carl. - Tobias had gotten a call... 47 00:02:39,905 --> 00:02:43,068 from his one-time acting teacher, Carl Weathers. 48 00:02:43,175 --> 00:02:48,306 He's directing something for TV, but he thinks he might have a part for me. 49 00:02:48,413 --> 00:02:52,816 If this takes off, I might be able to buy you the happiness that you deserve. 50 00:02:52,918 --> 00:02:55,944 He said the same thing when he got cast as Frightened Inmate Number Two... 51 00:02:56,054 --> 00:02:58,181 in that film he got fired from. 52 00:02:58,290 --> 00:03:02,249 He had even gotten a vanity plate made up announcing the achievement. 53 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:05,488 And this wasn't the first time. 54 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:12,736 He's so clueless. He's not your real "take charge" husband. 55 00:03:12,837 --> 00:03:15,829 Lindsay, you're still looking for somebody like Daddy, okay? 56 00:03:15,941 --> 00:03:19,570 Let's not forget that he was also dismissive and disinterested. 57 00:03:19,678 --> 00:03:21,669 No. No, he had good qualities. 58 00:03:21,780 --> 00:03:24,578 Actually, George Sr. Was secretly living... 59 00:03:24,683 --> 00:03:28,175 - in the attic above them and was starved for company- - Nellie. 60 00:03:28,286 --> 00:03:29,719 Now- 61 00:03:29,821 --> 00:03:32,346 who wants to take their top off? 62 00:03:32,457 --> 00:03:35,017 when George Michael and Maeby came in. 63 00:03:35,126 --> 00:03:38,254 So you and Ann are actually going on a Christian camping trip? 64 00:03:38,363 --> 00:03:41,457 It's called the Promise Land. You're supposed to make promises... 65 00:03:41,566 --> 00:03:45,730 about your relationship as a tribute to the generations that preceded you. 66 00:03:45,837 --> 00:03:47,737 Hey, there's booze in this. 67 00:03:47,839 --> 00:03:50,307 That's the Promise Land that Ann's taking you to? 68 00:03:50,408 --> 00:03:52,740 You're gonna need this more than Polly here. 69 00:03:52,844 --> 00:03:57,213 - That one's Polly? - Hey! What are you kids doin' up here? 70 00:03:57,315 --> 00:04:00,716 We're lookin' for the camping stuff. Do you know where the pump is for the air mattress? 71 00:04:00,819 --> 00:04:04,220 I had to take all pumps out of here a long time ago. 72 00:04:04,322 --> 00:04:06,119 Take this down to the kitchen, will you? 73 00:04:06,224 --> 00:04:08,283 I think it's getting too risky keeping you up here. 74 00:04:08,393 --> 00:04:11,055 You know what's risky? Lettin' your son go on that church thing. 75 00:04:11,162 --> 00:04:13,562 Her name's Ann, Dad, and he's not "going" on her, okay? 76 00:04:13,665 --> 00:04:15,565 - They're just friends. - Not for long. 77 00:04:15,667 --> 00:04:17,658 They're making promises to each other. 78 00:04:17,769 --> 00:04:21,500 It's all that fidelity and pledging yourself to a woman garbage. 79 00:04:21,606 --> 00:04:24,074 I wine 'em and dine 'em, but I don't let 'em tell me what to do. 80 00:04:24,175 --> 00:04:29,010 I don't... let 'em tell me... what to do. 81 00:04:30,682 --> 00:04:32,650 Okay, I should've never taken the pumps out ofhere. 82 00:04:32,751 --> 00:04:36,585 Listen, unlike you, I respect my son's choices. 83 00:04:36,688 --> 00:04:40,317 George Michael, I don't think you should be going on this Promise Land thing. 84 00:04:40,425 --> 00:04:42,086 What? Why? Because I'd miss school? 85 00:04:42,193 --> 00:04:44,184 - No. - You get to miss school for that? 86 00:04:44,296 --> 00:04:47,561 And that's when Maeby decided to become a devout Christian. 87 00:04:47,666 --> 00:04:51,102 Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the "T" on it? 88 00:04:51,202 --> 00:04:54,171 - That's a cross. - Across from where? 89 00:04:54,272 --> 00:04:57,264 Um, it's not about school, pal. It's more about family. 90 00:04:57,375 --> 00:05:00,435 Your Uncle Buster's been very depressed lately, and you haven't visited him. 91 00:05:00,545 --> 00:05:05,005 Family first. Or did they not teach you that at the Promise Land? 92 00:05:05,116 --> 00:05:07,880 - I don't know. You won't let me go. - Attaboy. 93 00:05:10,555 --> 00:05:13,524 Michael then went to the office, where he ran into Gob. 94 00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:17,152 Barry come by yet? I need to talk to him about my divorce. 95 00:05:17,262 --> 00:05:19,753 Gob had once gotten married on a dare... 96 00:05:19,864 --> 00:05:23,732 a fact he'd only remembered when he was served with divorce papers. 97 00:05:23,835 --> 00:05:26,668 - That cow is going after me. - Your wife? She was super-thin. 98 00:05:26,771 --> 00:05:28,170 - She was? - Yeah. 99 00:05:28,273 --> 00:05:30,036 What about her cans? She have big cans? 100 00:05:30,141 --> 00:05:33,008 - You don't remember her at all? - It was one night of wild passion. 101 00:05:33,111 --> 00:05:36,638 - And yet you didn't notice her body. - I like to look in the mirror. 102 00:05:36,748 --> 00:05:41,481 That would be disgusting if you'd actually slept with her, but I don't think you did. 103 00:05:41,586 --> 00:05:45,420 - I did! And it was disgusting. - They didn't, but it would have been. 104 00:05:45,523 --> 00:05:48,185 Anyway, remember that seal of hers that I released into the ocean? 105 00:05:48,293 --> 00:05:50,193 - Bit off Buster's hand? - Vaguely. 106 00:05:50,295 --> 00:05:53,162 Her lawyers are claiming that the seal's worth 250 grand. 107 00:05:53,264 --> 00:05:55,164 And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. 108 00:05:55,266 --> 00:05:59,066 Listen, Gob, if you admit in court that you never consummated the marriage... 109 00:05:59,170 --> 00:06:01,365 you can get it annulled and walk away free and clear. 110 00:06:01,473 --> 00:06:05,170 You just can't deal with the fact that I've got a super-thin wife with huge cans. 111 00:06:05,276 --> 00:06:08,245 All right. Who's ready to show their lawyer some love? 112 00:06:08,346 --> 00:06:11,315 The seal? Must've had a tracking device on it. 113 00:06:11,416 --> 00:06:13,680 Someone tracked it all the way to a dock in Dana Point. 114 00:06:13,785 --> 00:06:18,222 You know, if that hand is still intact inside the seal, Buster's got a shot at a transplant. 115 00:06:18,323 --> 00:06:20,814 At the very least, we can get Buster's Swatch back, right? 116 00:06:20,925 --> 00:06:22,893 Up top. No? 117 00:06:22,994 --> 00:06:24,562 And Tobias met with Carl Weathers at Burger King. 118 00:06:24,562 --> 00:06:26,189 And Tobias met with Carl Weathers at Burger King. 119 00:06:26,297 --> 00:06:28,094 Thanks for meeting me down here at Burger King. 120 00:06:28,199 --> 00:06:31,327 I'm tryin' to get them to underwrite a new TV project I'm workin' on. 121 00:06:31,436 --> 00:06:34,872 Get some money in exchange for settin' a scene here in Burger King. 122 00:06:34,973 --> 00:06:37,464 As long as you don't draw attention to it. 123 00:06:37,575 --> 00:06:40,442 I'm directing an episode of the series Scandal Makers. 124 00:06:40,545 --> 00:06:43,708 It's about the Bluth family and your father-in-law's escape from justice. 125 00:06:43,815 --> 00:06:46,875 - I play the lead- a bounty hunter, name of Ice. - Oh, no. 126 00:06:46,985 --> 00:06:49,044 You want me to play myself, don't you? 127 00:06:49,154 --> 00:06:51,054 I swore I'd not go reality. 128 00:06:51,156 --> 00:06:54,887 - I will do- - No, I already got a great guy named Dave Attell to play you. 129 00:06:54,993 --> 00:06:56,961 I wasn't actually here to ask you to be in it. 130 00:06:57,061 --> 00:06:59,154 I'm lookin' for somebody in your family to sign a release. 131 00:07:01,132 --> 00:07:03,225 I could not betray my family like that. 132 00:07:03,334 --> 00:07:06,633 Come on, man. I've got every part cast except for George Sr. 133 00:07:06,738 --> 00:07:09,901 - I want that part. - Then sign over the rights. 134 00:07:10,008 --> 00:07:12,067 I'm gonna go get a new soda. 135 00:07:12,177 --> 00:07:17,274 Did you know that you can get a refill on any drink you want here, and it's free? 136 00:07:17,382 --> 00:07:19,907 It's a wonderful restaurant. 137 00:07:20,018 --> 00:07:24,352 It sure is. George Michael, meanwhile, spent an afternoon... 138 00:07:24,456 --> 00:07:27,152 - with his uncle, at his father's suggestion. - King me. 139 00:07:27,258 --> 00:07:29,658 Oh, God! I keep forgetting about this. 140 00:07:29,761 --> 00:07:33,754 - Oh, me too. - Well, that's a do-over. So, who should go first? 141 00:07:33,865 --> 00:07:35,765 I know. Let's rock-paper-scissors for it. 142 00:07:35,867 --> 00:07:38,961 - No! You would've-You would've won that, so- - Oh. 143 00:07:39,070 --> 00:07:43,268 George Michael- Buster, did you at least offer your nephew a bowl of soup? 144 00:07:43,374 --> 00:07:45,342 Yes, Mother, I did. 145 00:07:45,443 --> 00:07:48,469 - Can I open a can of soup for you? - Can it open a can? 146 00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:51,174 - Can what open a can? Oh, God! - Oh, God! 147 00:07:51,282 --> 00:07:54,376 Actually, I just wanted to spend some time with my Knuckle Buster. 148 00:07:54,486 --> 00:07:58,752 - See, Mother? Not everybody is afraid of me. - Oh, my God! 149 00:07:58,857 --> 00:08:03,385 Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending some time with what's left of your uncle. 150 00:08:03,495 --> 00:08:07,556 I was supposed to go away to the Promise Land this weekend, but my dad didn't want me to. 151 00:08:07,665 --> 00:08:10,657 - Family first. - Well, you've done your duty this week. 152 00:08:10,768 --> 00:08:13,635 You're a very sympathetic young man. 153 00:08:15,340 --> 00:08:17,467 Very sympathetic. You know what? 154 00:08:17,575 --> 00:08:21,204 You deserve to go out of town this weekend, and I'm taking you. 155 00:08:21,312 --> 00:08:24,509 Really? George Michael should have realized... 156 00:08:24,616 --> 00:08:27,414 by the sailor suit Lucille dressed him in... 157 00:08:27,519 --> 00:08:30,317 that he wasn't going north to the Promise Land. 158 00:08:30,421 --> 00:08:34,323 I can't believe you don't know this song, George Michael. 159 00:08:34,425 --> 00:08:37,917 No, he was going south. 160 00:08:38,029 --> 00:08:40,395 - South to Motherboy. 161 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:48,193 And Michael and Gob headed out to find the seal with the tracking device. 162 00:08:48,304 --> 00:08:51,899 I guess we should call Buster and have him meet us at the dock, right? 163 00:08:52,008 --> 00:08:54,374 I guess so. 164 00:08:56,212 --> 00:08:58,271 Or we could make sure it's the right seal first? 165 00:08:58,381 --> 00:09:01,214 - I mean, why get his hopes up? - Yeah, that's better. 166 00:09:01,317 --> 00:09:03,285 - Knock, knock. - Oh, God! 167 00:09:03,386 --> 00:09:05,047 - Monster! - Hey, Brothers. 168 00:09:05,154 --> 00:09:06,849 - Buster. - Bonster! 169 00:09:06,956 --> 00:09:09,254 - Sorry about the window. - Not a problem. 170 00:09:09,358 --> 00:09:14,853 I really hate this stupid hook. But I certainly can't walk around like this. 171 00:09:14,964 --> 00:09:16,864 - Why not? - Very handsome. 172 00:09:16,966 --> 00:09:20,732 We were just gonna call you. We think we know where the seal is. 173 00:09:20,836 --> 00:09:22,804 - The seal that did this to me? - Yeah. 174 00:09:22,905 --> 00:09:25,066 - Take me! - Yes. That's a good idea. 175 00:09:25,174 --> 00:09:28,166 I'm gonna go with Barry. You should get in here. I'll just go with Barry. 176 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:33,044 There's not enough room for you and me and the stump and the thing- stuff. Barry! 177 00:09:33,149 --> 00:09:36,118 Tobias had gotten his first speaking role... 178 00:09:36,218 --> 00:09:40,086 simply by signing away the life rights of everyone he loved. 179 00:09:40,189 --> 00:09:43,716 - And now he needed some research. - I'm George Sr. 180 00:09:43,826 --> 00:09:46,954 Ooh, that's good. That's the voice. I've got the voice. 181 00:09:47,063 --> 00:09:49,429 - That's not my voice. - Oh, my God! 182 00:09:49,532 --> 00:09:52,433 - What are you doing here? - I'm havin' a- tea party. 183 00:09:52,535 --> 00:09:57,472 What does it look like? I live here. You tell anybody, you are dead. 184 00:09:57,573 --> 00:09:59,837 Tobias saw the raw power of George Sr. 185 00:09:59,942 --> 00:10:04,208 Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. 186 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:07,908 Apower he needed the man to teach him. - That's it. 187 00:10:08,017 --> 00:10:12,317 So he explained the project, and George Sr. Agreed on one condition. 188 00:10:12,421 --> 00:10:14,389 If you play me, you gotta play me like a man... 189 00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:18,017 and not some mincing little Polly or Nellie. 190 00:10:18,127 --> 00:10:22,086 I get those names confused. Apologies. Apologies all around. 191 00:10:23,532 --> 00:10:26,000 And the search for Buster's hand continued. 192 00:10:26,102 --> 00:10:28,434 I would love to be able to say "Look what I've had reattached... 193 00:10:28,537 --> 00:10:31,404 while you and George Michael were off to Motherboy." 194 00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:33,771 Motherboy? Wait a minute. 195 00:10:33,876 --> 00:10:35,776 Mom took him to Motherboy? 196 00:10:35,878 --> 00:10:40,542 He couldn't wait to swoop in and throw on that sailor suit, because he's not damaged goods. 197 00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:42,447 Wait a minute. I don't want him doing that. 198 00:10:42,551 --> 00:10:44,883 You gotta go with me down there and help me get him, all right? 199 00:10:44,987 --> 00:10:48,252 - That place is your scene. - Face it, Michael. They've won. 200 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:50,257 He's the new Buster. 201 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:53,487 This was the worst thing Michael could possibly hear. 202 00:10:53,596 --> 00:10:58,056 Oh, I'm so sorry. False alarm. What they tracked down was a shark... 203 00:10:58,167 --> 00:11:01,136 and he must've bitten off the part of the seal with the tracking device on it. 204 00:11:01,237 --> 00:11:05,037 - Left flipper. - So, the seal lost his hand too. 205 00:11:05,141 --> 00:11:07,632 Yeah, poor guy's probably out there without a flipper... 206 00:11:07,743 --> 00:11:11,338 swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. 207 00:11:11,447 --> 00:11:14,075 That tracking device tells me he was raised in captivity. 208 00:11:14,183 --> 00:11:18,415 - There's no way he stood a chance out in the real world. - See that? He was a victim too. 209 00:11:18,521 --> 00:11:22,048 You both were too sheltered to learn how to protect yourselves... 210 00:11:22,158 --> 00:11:24,058 and we can't let that happen to George Michael. 211 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:27,891 I will help you, Michael. We've got to rescue your son. 212 00:11:27,997 --> 00:11:30,158 And I've got to staple this to a seal. 213 00:11:30,266 --> 00:11:32,325 And I've skipped breakfast, so I'm off to Burger King. 214 00:11:36,372 --> 00:11:40,638 And Lucille arrived at the hotel where Motherboy was taking place. 215 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:43,371 This is nice, spending some time, just the two of us. 216 00:11:43,479 --> 00:11:47,210 Oh- me. The exact same color. 217 00:11:47,316 --> 00:11:49,216 What are the odds? 218 00:11:49,318 --> 00:11:51,286 Not to worry. Gangy brought some backups. 219 00:11:51,387 --> 00:11:53,287 We'll get a room so we can change. 220 00:11:53,389 --> 00:11:56,290 You think enough time has passed to do Sonny and Cher? 221 00:11:56,392 --> 00:11:58,417 - Who? - We're here for Motherboy. 222 00:11:58,527 --> 00:12:00,927 And you do realize this is not the band. 223 00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:03,624 Motherboy was also a heavy metal band... 224 00:12:03,733 --> 00:12:06,725 That used to rock pretty hard in the '70s. 225 00:12:06,836 --> 00:12:09,202 We are legally obligated to make the distinction. 226 00:12:09,305 --> 00:12:11,296 Maybe I should let my dad know that we're here. 227 00:12:11,407 --> 00:12:14,205 Oh, he'll know when we bring home the trophy. 228 00:12:14,310 --> 00:12:16,778 Yeah, but maybe I'll just give him a call. 229 00:12:16,912 --> 00:12:20,245 And what name shall we put the room under? 230 00:12:20,349 --> 00:12:23,318 - Karmopolis. - And Lindsay was about to see... 231 00:12:23,419 --> 00:12:26,877 a Tobias with the raw power of George Sr. 232 00:12:26,989 --> 00:12:28,889 I sort of want to talk to you about some things. 233 00:12:28,991 --> 00:12:32,324 It's a little late for talk, Lindsay. I'm a man of action now. 234 00:12:36,866 --> 00:12:39,892 You don't need the calories. 235 00:12:42,104 --> 00:12:44,436 This isn't working. 236 00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:48,738 Is it my imagination, or is he more commanding and mannish? 237 00:12:48,844 --> 00:12:52,007 It's like- I don't know. Maybe I do want to be with him. 238 00:12:52,114 --> 00:12:54,582 Then you should go to him. For as it is written... 239 00:12:54,683 --> 00:12:59,950 you shall be with whom you have formed a more perfect union with under God. 240 00:13:00,055 --> 00:13:02,250 She's right. 241 00:13:02,358 --> 00:13:04,451 This isn't working. 242 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,619 I'm sorry. You've got the wrong Motherboy. 243 00:13:06,729 --> 00:13:08,629 This looks like the place. 244 00:13:08,731 --> 00:13:10,824 And Michael and Buster arrived at Motherboy. 245 00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:13,959 Excuse me. Has a Lucille Bluth checked in? 246 00:13:14,069 --> 00:13:16,367 - I have no one by that name. - God. 247 00:13:16,472 --> 00:13:18,702 - She knows you're after her. - She does? 248 00:13:18,808 --> 00:13:21,436 Wait a minute. I recognize those outfits. 249 00:13:21,544 --> 00:13:23,944 - We're getting you out of here. - Thank you! Thank you! 250 00:13:24,046 --> 00:13:27,015 - Oh, God! It's red. - Take me with you! No, please! Please! 251 00:13:27,116 --> 00:13:29,084 - It's the wrong child. - Where do we go next? 252 00:13:29,185 --> 00:13:33,417 I will tell you this, Michael. If Mother saw those two, she is going to change clothes. 253 00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:35,422 And that means he'll be on the balcony. 254 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:39,221 Whenever she changed clothes, she made me wait on the balcony until zip-up. 255 00:13:39,328 --> 00:13:41,558 And yet, anything goes at bath time. 256 00:13:41,664 --> 00:13:44,292 Let's check the balconies. 257 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,960 And Barry prepared Gob to meet with his wife. 258 00:13:47,069 --> 00:13:49,196 If you really want to settle this, your job... 259 00:13:49,305 --> 00:13:51,239 is to convince that "wife" of yours... 260 00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:54,969 that you are willing to go in front of thejudge and admit that you never had sex. 261 00:13:55,077 --> 00:13:58,945 She has a name, Barry. You don't happen to know what it is by the way, do you? 262 00:13:59,048 --> 00:14:02,176 That's why I want to settle. I'm not super prepared. 263 00:14:02,284 --> 00:14:05,913 Well, we did have sex. And I'm not a great liar. 264 00:14:06,021 --> 00:14:08,046 Both things hejust said were lies. 265 00:14:08,157 --> 00:14:11,058 - But if you think it'll scare her off. - I do, and it will. 266 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:14,596 And you don't want to go in front of that judge. I caught him in a drag club. 267 00:14:14,697 --> 00:14:18,861 - What were you doin' there? - Wow. You should be the lawyer. 268 00:14:23,873 --> 00:14:26,273 And soon, Michael and Buster surveyed the hotel... 269 00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:28,275 Iooking for George Michael. 270 00:14:28,377 --> 00:14:31,141 There's a very bored-looking little Sonny Bono on that balcony. 271 00:14:31,247 --> 00:14:33,875 Oh, God. That means she'll be dressed like Cher. 272 00:14:33,983 --> 00:14:37,680 I have an idea. 273 00:14:37,786 --> 00:14:42,223 It is time I used something I trained for in army, but I never got a chance to do. 274 00:14:42,324 --> 00:14:46,021 - You cannot zip-line over there! - Either I zip down or he zips up! 275 00:14:46,128 --> 00:14:48,426 And that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. 276 00:14:48,530 --> 00:14:50,964 You have to get on your knees to start it. 277 00:14:51,066 --> 00:14:53,557 This is much less scary. Godspeed, Buster. 278 00:14:58,974 --> 00:15:01,772 One, two, three- 279 00:15:01,877 --> 00:15:04,471 You came for me! 280 00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:06,605 Zip me up. 281 00:15:13,589 --> 00:15:17,116 We're switching rooms again. And costumes. 282 00:15:20,063 --> 00:15:22,964 Tobias had begun work on the set of Scandal Makers. 283 00:15:23,066 --> 00:15:26,627 What's so great about Tobias is he's got this obligation to his wife and daughter. 284 00:15:26,736 --> 00:15:29,296 - Whoa. This guy's straight? - Yeah. 285 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:32,432 Then what the hell am I wearin' these for? Look at that. 286 00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:35,102 Hey, gang. I'm sorry. I don't want to note you to death... 287 00:15:35,211 --> 00:15:37,975 but you should be wearing those under your pants. 288 00:15:38,081 --> 00:15:41,812 - Why? - It's a thing. There's dozens of us. 289 00:15:41,918 --> 00:15:44,113 This whole thing is startin' to feel like a real career killer. 290 00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:46,120 - Yeah, I know, man. - Also, l- 291 00:15:46,222 --> 00:15:49,157 Tobias, why don't you go learn your lines, man? Work on them. 292 00:15:49,259 --> 00:15:51,591 Did I get lines? God! 293 00:15:51,695 --> 00:15:53,629 They told me I was just jumping onto a moving stair car. 294 00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:56,756 If that man's straight, then I am sober. 295 00:15:56,866 --> 00:15:59,494 Hi. Um, I'm waiting for "Gawb" Bluth. 296 00:15:59,602 --> 00:16:01,797 I'm Gob Bluth. My wife send you? 297 00:16:01,905 --> 00:16:04,373 - I'm your wife. - I knew that. 298 00:16:04,474 --> 00:16:07,602 Nice to see you again, Usarmy. 299 00:16:07,711 --> 00:16:11,442 You lost a lot of weight in Iraq, especially up in the northern region. 300 00:16:11,548 --> 00:16:14,676 - So where's the seal? - Hey, that's not my problem. 301 00:16:14,784 --> 00:16:17,275 As far as I'm concerned, we were never even married. 302 00:16:17,387 --> 00:16:20,322 Maybe I'll just say that we never sealed the deal. 303 00:16:20,423 --> 00:16:23,449 - You're willing to admit that? - Lie about it? Yes. 304 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:26,461 Wow. I mis-underestimated you. 305 00:16:26,563 --> 00:16:30,465 You've got some courage. Makes me wonder what I'm missing. 306 00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:32,535 You mean, other than your cans? 307 00:16:32,635 --> 00:16:35,195 No. They're still here. 308 00:16:35,305 --> 00:16:37,899 And so Gob set about consummating... 309 00:16:38,008 --> 00:16:40,977 the marriage he'd finally agreed to claim he hadn't. 310 00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:48,540 And back at Motherboy XXX, Lucille was finding her new partner an asset. 311 00:16:48,651 --> 00:16:51,745 - Is this your son? - No, I'm his grandmother. 312 00:16:51,855 --> 00:16:53,846 - He's an orphan. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 313 00:16:53,957 --> 00:16:57,358 - Well, you guys should win. - I'm not an orphan. I have a dad. 314 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:59,758 Well, good luck to you. 315 00:17:02,532 --> 00:17:04,830 Well, that little bit of honesty helped nothing. 316 00:17:04,934 --> 00:17:07,835 You'd better bring it to the waltz, young man. 317 00:17:07,937 --> 00:17:11,771 Meanwhile, Michael and Buster had retrieved Buster's hook... 318 00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:14,241 and were staking out the situation. 319 00:17:14,344 --> 00:17:17,336 Gypsies. 320 00:17:17,447 --> 00:17:20,507 Hey. 321 00:17:20,617 --> 00:17:23,848 They've changed into gypsies. My army training... 322 00:17:23,953 --> 00:17:28,390 tells me that this is going to be a hot mission. 323 00:17:28,491 --> 00:17:30,959 - One hot mission. - Yes. 324 00:17:31,061 --> 00:17:34,519 I create a diversion, and you grab George Michael and go. 325 00:17:34,631 --> 00:17:37,498 We need a name. 326 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:41,559 Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." 327 00:17:41,671 --> 00:17:45,903 - No, let's try to top that. - They never did. 328 00:17:46,009 --> 00:17:49,103 And later, Operation Hot Mother was underway. 329 00:17:49,212 --> 00:17:52,875 Buster was waiting for Michael's cue to unplug the lights. 330 00:17:52,982 --> 00:17:56,440 But that's when Buster caught his hook on a sandbag. 331 00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:59,386 Hey! 332 00:18:01,157 --> 00:18:05,491 And now from the land of gypsies, Lucille Bluth and her orphaned grandson. 333 00:18:05,628 --> 00:18:07,493 What the hell's goin' on, Buster? Cut the lights! 334 00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:15,300 - Buster? - Grab him! Take the gypsy boy! 335 00:18:15,405 --> 00:18:18,135 - I'm taking you out of here. Let's go. - They haven't served dinner yet. 336 00:18:18,241 --> 00:18:19,970 - George Michael. - You're not taking him. 337 00:18:20,076 --> 00:18:22,943 - Take me with you! - What are you doin'? I can't. 338 00:18:23,046 --> 00:18:25,310 Get off of me! Buster, let's get out of here. 339 00:18:25,415 --> 00:18:28,907 I'm stuck. Go. Take the boy. Go! 340 00:18:29,018 --> 00:18:31,646 All right, Motherboys. Our curtain seems to be stuck. 341 00:18:31,754 --> 00:18:35,656 We're going to do some freestyle waltzing while we get it fixed. 342 00:18:35,758 --> 00:18:38,352 Boys' choice. 343 00:18:38,461 --> 00:18:41,294 - George Michael, you're choosing me. - No, Mom. 344 00:18:41,397 --> 00:18:44,366 You had no right to bring him to this freak show. He was supposed to be visiting Buster. 345 00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:46,367 No, you were supposed to be visiting Buster... 346 00:18:46,469 --> 00:18:48,994 but you made your son do it because you didn't want to. 347 00:18:49,105 --> 00:18:51,096 - You were supposed to do it? - You didn't want to? 348 00:18:51,207 --> 00:18:55,940 No. Buster, l- I didn't know how to, uh, treat you, all right? 349 00:18:56,045 --> 00:18:58,980 I thought that you would be a little different, but you're not. 350 00:18:59,082 --> 00:19:01,482 I was wrong, okay? I'm sorry. 351 00:19:01,584 --> 00:19:05,611 You know, you're as good a brother as you ever were. 352 00:19:05,722 --> 00:19:08,816 - Thank you. - All right? 353 00:19:08,925 --> 00:19:12,190 Yes. I am no different. I am the same old Motherboy. 354 00:19:12,295 --> 00:19:15,526 George Michael still has a chance. Take him! 355 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:20,225 Thanks. Let's go. 356 00:19:20,336 --> 00:19:22,964 Boys' choice? 357 00:19:23,072 --> 00:19:28,009 That is, if you're not embarrassed to take my hook. 358 00:19:28,111 --> 00:19:30,170 Of course not. 359 00:19:33,316 --> 00:19:36,547 I'm Peter Pan, and you're Captain Hook. 360 00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:40,987 We'll pretend it's a costume. Let's dance. 361 00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:48,597 And that night, Michael, his brother and his son... 362 00:19:48,698 --> 00:19:51,098 - arrived at the Promise Land. - All right. 363 00:19:51,201 --> 00:19:53,328 I appreciate you taking me up here to see Ann. 364 00:19:53,436 --> 00:19:55,768 - A promise is a promise. And I'm glad the three of us... - Yeah. 365 00:19:55,872 --> 00:19:58,500 - Were able to spend some time together. - Oh, yeah. 366 00:19:58,608 --> 00:20:04,069 - And I finally feel good about myself. "Saddest." - And I saw some of those people. 367 00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:07,047 - That was a very competitive category. - Oh, don't I know it. 368 00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:09,050 - Here we go. - I can't get out, actually. 369 00:20:09,152 --> 00:20:11,916 On the next Arrested Development. 370 00:20:12,021 --> 00:20:16,185 Lindsay finds herself strangely compelled to be with Tobias. 371 00:20:16,292 --> 00:20:19,022 I have never been more attracted to you. 372 00:20:19,128 --> 00:20:21,062 Wow. The service sent you over fast. 373 00:20:21,164 --> 00:20:23,792 Oh, God. I'm so sorry. I'm in the wrong trailer. 374 00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:25,800 But not the one she's married to. 375 00:20:25,902 --> 00:20:28,894 So you don't cry when you take those off? 376 00:20:29,005 --> 00:20:32,168 Having finally had sex, Gob can admit... 377 00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:34,470 he never consummated their marriage. 378 00:20:34,577 --> 00:20:39,708 Judge, maybe you should take a look at this. It was taken in your office just moments ago. 379 00:20:39,816 --> 00:20:42,910 - But Gob catches a lucky break. - There's no way to tell who this man is. 380 00:20:43,019 --> 00:20:45,044 But it doesn't last long. 381 00:20:45,154 --> 00:20:47,554 That's me, Your Honor. L- my wife. 382 00:20:47,657 --> 00:20:50,990 We really lost this case. 383 00:20:51,094 --> 00:20:53,961 And Maeby impresses the kids at the Promise Land... 384 00:20:54,063 --> 00:20:56,930 with her one scary campfire story. 385 00:20:57,033 --> 00:21:00,230 Knock, scrape. The only thing more terrifying... 386 00:21:00,336 --> 00:21:03,601 than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call! 387 00:21:03,706 --> 00:21:06,607 Hey, campers. 388 00:21:10,713 --> 00:21:13,739 I'm a monster! 389 00:21:13,850 --> 00:21:15,818 This may have been a step backwards. 390 00:21:23,926 --> 00:21:29,330 Upon her knee 391 00:21:29,432 --> 00:21:33,835 So fine to be 392 00:21:33,936 --> 00:21:39,841 Mother and boy 393 00:21:39,942 --> 00:21:44,845 Mother- 394 00:21:44,947 --> 00:21:47,848 ...boy