1 00:00:01,007 --> 00:00:04,408 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,510 --> 00:00:06,501 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,612 --> 00:00:08,603 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,153 --> 00:00:15,848 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,024 --> 00:00:22,427 Michael Bluth was working at home when he noticed something unusual. 6 00:00:26,632 --> 00:00:28,532 That can't be good. 7 00:00:28,634 --> 00:00:32,035 Okay, I checked underneath, and there is a problem. 8 00:00:32,138 --> 00:00:34,606 - You know this isn't a real house? - It's a model house. 9 00:00:34,707 --> 00:00:38,108 Well, the drain pipes aren't hooked up. Just empty under the house. 10 00:00:38,210 --> 00:00:41,407 - Plus, there's a lot ofblue paint down there. - And some pieces of denim? 11 00:00:41,514 --> 00:00:43,414 - Yeah. - We've got a guy like that here. 12 00:00:43,516 --> 00:00:45,711 Well, that's why your living room is sinking. 13 00:00:45,818 --> 00:00:48,548 And I think the city's gonna have to red-tag it. 14 00:00:48,654 --> 00:00:50,417 The city is sending out an inspector. 15 00:00:50,523 --> 00:00:53,321 They're gonna be crawling over every inch of this place. You're going to need to leave. 16 00:00:53,426 --> 00:00:56,725 Where the hell do you want me to go? Back to your mother's? 17 00:00:56,829 --> 00:01:00,265 I believe there's a freeloading loser in my bed. 18 00:01:00,366 --> 00:01:02,391 Buster just lost a hand. He's going through a lot. 19 00:01:02,501 --> 00:01:04,401 I'm talking about Oscar. 20 00:01:04,503 --> 00:01:07,131 Oh, yes. Your brother. I can see why that would bug you. 21 00:01:07,239 --> 00:01:12,006 In fact, Oscar had stayed with Lucille primarily to reconnect with Buster... 22 00:01:12,111 --> 00:01:15,979 - whom he secretly believed to be his natural son. - Hey, Uncle. 23 00:01:16,082 --> 00:01:17,811 I feel so responsible for that. 24 00:01:17,917 --> 00:01:21,250 Oscar had gotten injured on a shoddy device George Sr. Had invented... 25 00:01:21,353 --> 00:01:25,084 - when he forgot Buster was wearing a prosthetic hand. - Buster! The Cornballer! 26 00:01:27,693 --> 00:01:29,957 - It's my father's fault! - My fault? 27 00:01:30,062 --> 00:01:33,225 I was trying to keep you from burning yourself, you idiot! 28 00:01:33,332 --> 00:01:36,768 I mean, yes, yes. George Sr. Sure rushed this to market. 29 00:01:36,869 --> 00:01:39,463 The only reason she likes him is he has hair. 30 00:01:39,572 --> 00:01:42,905 And the only reason he has any is because he's never had any stress. 31 00:01:43,008 --> 00:01:46,375 Yeah? Well, you could save me a lot of stress if you just turned yourself in. 32 00:01:46,479 --> 00:01:50,677 No, never. I can't go back to the joint. No, I cannot go back there. 33 00:01:54,086 --> 00:01:58,284 - Hey, man! 34 00:01:58,390 --> 00:02:00,790 Yeah! 35 00:02:03,562 --> 00:02:06,827 - It's a hell-hole. - I finally got the court to try you in absentia. 36 00:02:06,932 --> 00:02:09,400 Which means we're not supposed to have any idea where you are. 37 00:02:09,502 --> 00:02:12,960 So you don't have to go to prison, but you can't stay here. 38 00:02:13,072 --> 00:02:17,406 Remember that French movie we tried to sneak into once- Dangerous Cousins? 39 00:02:17,510 --> 00:02:19,705 No, l-Why? Did we- 40 00:02:19,812 --> 00:02:23,248 I don't remember that, no. 41 00:02:23,349 --> 00:02:25,408 George Michael remembered very well. 42 00:02:25,518 --> 00:02:30,217 In fact, he currently had a copy of the DVD hidden in his sock drawer. 43 00:02:30,322 --> 00:02:32,051 Kind of. 44 00:02:32,158 --> 00:02:34,217 Why do you ask? 45 00:02:34,326 --> 00:02:37,989 I got passes to the premiere of the American remake. Supposed to be great. 46 00:02:38,097 --> 00:02:40,190 It wasn't great, and Maeby knew it. 47 00:02:40,299 --> 00:02:45,202 The studio at which she'd finagled a job had hoped to avoid controversy... 48 00:02:45,304 --> 00:02:48,933 by artlessly explaining that the two leads weren't biological cousins. 49 00:02:49,041 --> 00:02:51,236 Shut up and kiss me! 50 00:02:52,645 --> 00:02:54,613 - Where is everybody? - They've been fired. 51 00:02:54,713 --> 00:02:57,614 And you gotta fix this, or you're gonna be fired too. 52 00:02:57,716 --> 00:03:01,083 - Cut it down if you have to. - But it's only 71 minutes long. 53 00:03:01,187 --> 00:03:04,179 And it's only, like, 63 minutes long. So bring Ann. 54 00:03:04,290 --> 00:03:06,485 No, that's not her kind of thing. 55 00:03:06,592 --> 00:03:10,892 I mean, if it maintains any of the complex eroticism of the French original anyway. 56 00:03:10,996 --> 00:03:13,590 I like the way they think. 57 00:03:13,699 --> 00:03:16,167 And later, at the office, Michael had another surprise. 58 00:03:16,268 --> 00:03:18,168 This can't be good. 59 00:03:18,270 --> 00:03:21,296 "Michael, it saddens me greatly to say to you... 60 00:03:21,407 --> 00:03:24,399 "that I can no longer work at the Bluth Company. 61 00:03:24,510 --> 00:03:27,377 - You've been a great boss"- - I'm sorry, Tobias. Do you work here? 62 00:03:27,479 --> 00:03:31,779 Do I work- I developed an eating disorder being your assistant, Michael. 63 00:03:31,884 --> 00:03:33,875 I never saw you at the desk. 64 00:03:33,986 --> 00:03:36,921 Well, excuse me if I was too busy on my knees in front of the toilet, Michael. 65 00:03:38,557 --> 00:03:40,457 "I have a tremendous opportunity... 66 00:03:40,559 --> 00:03:42,459 "now that the Blue Man Group has dropped their cease-and-desist... 67 00:03:42,561 --> 00:03:44,495 "and invited me to audition in Las Vegas. 68 00:03:44,597 --> 00:03:46,428 Also, I've developed some issues with food"- 69 00:03:46,532 --> 00:03:49,968 I'm sorry to interrupt one more time. Is this the real Blue Man Group this time? 70 00:03:50,069 --> 00:03:53,800 Tobias had recently been asked to address a group of depressed men... 71 00:03:53,906 --> 00:03:56,568 who had been described over the phone as blue. 72 00:04:02,414 --> 00:04:05,406 I feel like a- idiot. 73 00:04:05,517 --> 00:04:08,953 Fortunately, I found a wonderful circle of men to get me through that. 74 00:04:09,054 --> 00:04:13,252 Oh, before I forget, your old secretary, Kitty Sanchez, called... 75 00:04:13,359 --> 00:04:14,849 and wanted to meet with you. 76 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:18,088 - I penciled her in for 4:00 today. - Why didn't you tell me? 77 00:04:18,197 --> 00:04:19,926 Oh, this is my fault too? 78 00:04:20,032 --> 00:04:23,263 Everything- No. No! I will not let this make me eat! 79 00:04:25,437 --> 00:04:28,372 So get this. Tomorrow I gotta go on record and say I don't know where Dad is. 80 00:04:28,474 --> 00:04:31,500 And now Kitty Sanchez wants to meet with me. 81 00:04:31,610 --> 00:04:34,044 And meetings with Kitty had never ended well. 82 00:04:34,146 --> 00:04:36,808 - Say good-bye to these. - Spring break! Whoo! 83 00:04:36,915 --> 00:04:39,213 - Perhaps this'll jog your memory. - Oh! They're crooked! 84 00:04:39,318 --> 00:04:41,843 Plus, Dad will not leave the attic, which means he's gonna get caught... 85 00:04:41,954 --> 00:04:43,854 which means I'm gonna get caught for hiding him. 86 00:04:43,956 --> 00:04:46,686 Well, why don't you get Gob to do your dirty work for you? 87 00:04:46,792 --> 00:04:49,693 Shall I knock Dad out and chain him to a pipe somewhere? 88 00:04:49,795 --> 00:04:52,229 Or should I risk another herpes outbreak with Kitty? 89 00:04:52,331 --> 00:04:55,459 - Which is it this time? - Definitely not one of those two things. 90 00:04:55,567 --> 00:04:57,467 But are you upset about something, Gob? 91 00:04:57,569 --> 00:05:01,528 I made you a thank-you gift last week about which you haven't said word one. 92 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:05,201 Come on. You asked me for $5,000... 93 00:05:05,311 --> 00:05:07,836 so that you could invest in a Franklin CD. 94 00:05:07,946 --> 00:05:10,972 Now, I assumed that you were talking about the mutual fund... 95 00:05:11,083 --> 00:05:13,244 and not a compact disc of you singing to your hand. 96 00:05:13,352 --> 00:05:16,412 Gob had recently made a recording ofhis ventriloquism act. 97 00:05:16,522 --> 00:05:18,752 "Franklin Comes Alive." Take one. 98 00:05:18,857 --> 00:05:21,519 He hoped it would break down racial barriers and maybe be a crossover hit. 99 00:05:21,627 --> 00:05:24,653 It ain't easy bein' white 100 00:05:24,763 --> 00:05:27,698 It ain't easy bein' brown 101 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:31,236 All this pressure to be bright 102 00:05:31,337 --> 00:05:34,898 I got childrens all over town 103 00:05:35,007 --> 00:05:38,170 Sometimes- Hey, where'd the guy go? 104 00:05:38,277 --> 00:05:41,508 I tried to express something to you in a couple of those numbers... 105 00:05:41,613 --> 00:05:44,343 and maybe, just maybe, heal this country a little bit. 106 00:05:44,450 --> 00:05:47,078 But you, you didn't even bother to listen to it. 107 00:05:47,186 --> 00:05:51,680 I did listen to it. L-l-l-I am listening to it. Gob. Hey. 108 00:05:51,790 --> 00:05:55,351 Maybe the reason I didn't say anything is 'cause I didn't want to embarrass you. 109 00:05:55,461 --> 00:05:57,554 It's my favorite, favorite record. 110 00:05:57,663 --> 00:05:59,756 Well, then you- you- up. 111 00:06:00,899 --> 00:06:03,424 Because I am so embarrassed. 112 00:06:03,535 --> 00:06:06,231 It's a good CD. It's a really good CD. 113 00:06:06,338 --> 00:06:09,535 - I can't believe that you love it. - I love it so much. 114 00:06:09,641 --> 00:06:13,304 Oh, God. Oh, God, look at us. 115 00:06:13,412 --> 00:06:15,778 Crying like a couple of girls. 116 00:06:15,881 --> 00:06:20,250 Aw, you're the only one crying. But I love the music. 117 00:06:20,352 --> 00:06:22,377 - And the card with your face on it? - And the healing. 118 00:06:22,488 --> 00:06:24,388 Home run! 119 00:06:26,658 --> 00:06:29,092 We'll do your dirty work for you, Mikey. 120 00:06:30,996 --> 00:06:34,830 - You leave the rough stuff to Franklin and me. - Now I gotta listen to that CD. 121 00:06:34,933 --> 00:06:36,628 - Hi, Dad. - Right. 122 00:06:36,735 --> 00:06:39,226 You remember Franklin. 123 00:06:39,338 --> 00:06:41,898 - Hey, Franklin. - My man! 124 00:06:42,007 --> 00:06:44,999 - How 'bout some tongue? - Wha- Oh- 125 00:06:45,110 --> 00:06:47,738 But Franklin didn't want to kiss at all. 126 00:06:47,846 --> 00:06:50,280 Gob had soaked the puppet's mouth in ether. 127 00:06:50,382 --> 00:06:54,614 And downstairs, Tobias shared his good news with Lindsay. 128 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,984 "...once in a lifetime." 129 00:06:57,089 --> 00:06:59,990 Tobias, I am not uprooting my life and moving to Vegas. 130 00:07:00,092 --> 00:07:03,357 Maybe this is a sign that our relationship isn't working, and we should split again. 131 00:07:03,462 --> 00:07:06,989 Wait a second. I thought we were split up, and this would bring us back together. 132 00:07:07,099 --> 00:07:10,557 Well, maybe the fact that we don't know if we're together or not... 133 00:07:10,669 --> 00:07:13,035 is a sign that we should split again. 134 00:07:13,138 --> 00:07:15,129 Or stay split up. 135 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:18,539 Okay, forget about Vegas. We'll stay here and get back together. 136 00:07:18,644 --> 00:07:23,638 Or stay together and either rekindle or fan this fire. 137 00:07:23,749 --> 00:07:28,015 And soon, Gob was on his way to dump his father on the police station steps. 138 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,747 Do you forgive me? 139 00:07:29,855 --> 00:07:33,621 And he decided to let himself off the hook using his ventriloquist skills. 140 00:07:33,725 --> 00:07:37,320 I cherish you, Gob. Come here and give me a kiss. 141 00:07:37,429 --> 00:07:40,626 I'm driving, Dad. Now! 142 00:07:40,732 --> 00:07:43,166 It was weird. 143 00:07:43,268 --> 00:07:48,205 And that's when Gob noticed the CD and card that he'd made for Michael. 144 00:07:48,307 --> 00:07:51,640 It's not even open. Michael! 145 00:07:51,743 --> 00:07:56,476 Meanwhile, Michael's meeting with Kitty wasn't as distressing as he'd thought. 146 00:07:56,582 --> 00:08:01,019 The program has changed my life. And I have a sponsor now. He's famous. 147 00:08:01,119 --> 00:08:03,178 - That's great. - I can't tell you who he is. 148 00:08:03,288 --> 00:08:07,418 But let's just say that he was on Night Court. 149 00:08:07,526 --> 00:08:09,653 - Well, you look great. - I can tell you who it's not. 150 00:08:09,761 --> 00:08:11,661 It's not Bull. It's not Harry Anderson. 151 00:08:11,763 --> 00:08:12,855 - I got it. - He's white. 152 00:08:12,965 --> 00:08:15,263 I know who it is. 153 00:08:15,367 --> 00:08:19,428 What happens is, when I don't have a man in my life, I tend to go a little crazy. 154 00:08:19,538 --> 00:08:21,335 - Mm-hmm. - But I'm keeping it together now. 155 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:26,537 And I wanted to tell you I'm not gonna try to hurt you guys anymore. 156 00:08:26,645 --> 00:08:29,910 - Don't suppose I can get that in writing. - You did try to blow me up. 157 00:08:30,015 --> 00:08:32,609 - Sorry about that. - Just don't piss me off again. 158 00:08:35,787 --> 00:08:37,448 You all right? 159 00:08:37,556 --> 00:08:40,923 "Oftentimes the heart acts without consulting the head, and thusly"- 160 00:08:41,026 --> 00:08:44,689 Oh, I see you wasted no time in filling my seat hole. 161 00:08:44,796 --> 00:08:49,426 Oh, no, no. I just came by so that you could say good-bye to these. 162 00:08:49,535 --> 00:08:53,835 - Oh, no, no, no, no. - It's the last time you're going to be seeing these. 163 00:08:53,939 --> 00:08:56,134 How ironic. I just found out I'm staying. 164 00:08:56,241 --> 00:08:59,438 - Will you take these back? - Okay, let's just all put our tops down. 165 00:08:59,545 --> 00:09:01,035 Just put 'em on down. 166 00:09:01,146 --> 00:09:03,114 You're not goin' to Vegas? 167 00:09:03,215 --> 00:09:06,116 Sadly, my wife said no to my dream. 168 00:09:06,218 --> 00:09:10,882 So I shall continue to toil through this waking life. 169 00:09:10,989 --> 00:09:15,016 Wow, you are so real. Why can't I meet someone like you? 170 00:09:15,127 --> 00:09:18,688 And Michael decided that he better keep Kitty occupied with a man. 171 00:09:18,797 --> 00:09:20,697 At least until after his meeting. 172 00:09:20,799 --> 00:09:25,327 Hey, gang, I got an idea. Tobias, why don't you take Kitty out for the afternoon? 173 00:09:25,437 --> 00:09:27,337 Huh? 174 00:09:27,439 --> 00:09:30,465 Are you trying to set up your former assistant with your current assistant? 175 00:09:30,576 --> 00:09:34,478 What a great idea for a Hugh Grant-Julia Roberts type movie. 176 00:09:34,580 --> 00:09:39,074 I recently heard that the actor, John Larroquette, was looking for a meaty character piece. 177 00:09:39,184 --> 00:09:40,981 And so, free of obstacles... 178 00:09:41,086 --> 00:09:43,782 Michael prepared to sign the affidavit... 179 00:09:43,889 --> 00:09:46,619 maintaining he had no idea where his father was. 180 00:09:46,725 --> 00:09:49,455 You have not been in contact with him. Are you prepared to do that? 181 00:10:04,142 --> 00:10:05,803 Officers! 182 00:10:05,911 --> 00:10:08,209 Michael, these men are here- just a little bit early- 183 00:10:08,313 --> 00:10:09,712 because we have photographic evidence... 184 00:10:09,815 --> 00:10:11,840 which discredits the affidavit you just signed. 185 00:10:11,950 --> 00:10:14,714 Are those balls? 'Cause the last time we were here, they were balls. 186 00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:17,118 These are not balls. This was taken with a traffic camera. 187 00:10:17,222 --> 00:10:22,785 It shows you in your car with your father within the last 24 hours. 188 00:10:24,630 --> 00:10:26,962 I wish they were balls. 189 00:10:30,014 --> 00:10:32,175 Michael was in police custody... 190 00:10:32,282 --> 00:10:35,376 after a photo ofhim helping his father escape had turned up. 191 00:10:35,486 --> 00:10:37,545 Did you see that picture? That's you, right? 192 00:10:37,655 --> 00:10:39,816 Were you holdin' up a photo of me or somethin'? 193 00:10:39,923 --> 00:10:41,982 Of course you don't recognize it. 194 00:10:42,092 --> 00:10:46,085 - It's the card from the CD you didn't even open. - You found that, did you? 195 00:10:46,196 --> 00:10:48,858 Right between the gearbox and the "pull back from aircraft" lever. 196 00:10:48,966 --> 00:10:51,833 So this is how you repay me for how I repay you? 197 00:10:51,935 --> 00:10:53,960 I actually did not get a chance to listen to it yet. 198 00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:56,369 Probably should've told you, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings. 199 00:10:56,473 --> 00:10:58,270 Oh, you're so sensitive. 200 00:10:58,375 --> 00:11:01,173 Just like when you whipped up those tears talking about how much you loved it. 201 00:11:01,278 --> 00:11:05,510 I will listen to it, I promise. But I'm in a lot of trouble here. Where is Dad? 202 00:11:05,616 --> 00:11:07,516 I've got him stashed away somewhere safe now. 203 00:11:07,618 --> 00:11:10,348 - Get him, quickly, otherwise I'm gonna be stuck in here. - Good! 204 00:11:10,454 --> 00:11:12,251 - I hope you rot in here! - What- 205 00:11:12,356 --> 00:11:14,756 And guess what else? Dad kissed me. 206 00:11:14,858 --> 00:11:17,190 How? He looked pretty unconscious in that picture. 207 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:21,060 I didn't say he was totally into it. 208 00:11:23,467 --> 00:11:25,765 And George Michael tried to break up with Ann. 209 00:11:25,869 --> 00:11:29,100 I can't go out tomorrow night, 'cause there's this movie premiere at- 210 00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:31,003 It's kinda racy, but- 211 00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:34,544 Oh, the cousin one? I can't believe it. I was just gonna ask you to go. 212 00:11:34,645 --> 00:11:38,411 - You want to see that? - No, I want to get the whole church group together. 213 00:11:38,515 --> 00:11:40,415 We're gonna picket those bastards. 214 00:11:40,517 --> 00:11:43,577 George Michael had only heard Ann swear once before... 215 00:11:43,687 --> 00:11:48,283 when hejoined some ofher youth group to protest the home of Marc Cherry... 216 00:11:48,392 --> 00:11:50,724 executive producer of the hit show Desperate Housewives. 217 00:11:50,828 --> 00:11:54,992 - It's a satire! - There's nothing funny about fornication! 218 00:11:55,099 --> 00:11:56,999 The bastard saw us! 219 00:11:57,101 --> 00:12:01,094 And the promise of another kiss was too enticing to turn down. 220 00:12:01,205 --> 00:12:03,366 Well, yes. The bastards. 221 00:12:03,474 --> 00:12:07,069 Oscar, meanwhile, checked in on Buster. 222 00:12:07,177 --> 00:12:10,146 Buster! Buster! Be careful! 223 00:12:10,247 --> 00:12:13,341 - It's not a real hand, remember? - I'm so forgetful. 224 00:12:13,450 --> 00:12:15,645 - I hope you don't get that from me. - Get that from you? 225 00:12:15,753 --> 00:12:17,414 Do you feel okay? 226 00:12:17,521 --> 00:12:20,513 Just forget it! 227 00:12:20,624 --> 00:12:24,958 I wanted to share my Pop Secret with you. Oh, but forget it! 228 00:12:25,062 --> 00:12:26,859 Pop secret? 229 00:12:28,132 --> 00:12:31,932 Pop se- Is Oscar my real father? 230 00:12:32,035 --> 00:12:35,027 Lucille, meanwhile, was on the phone with Michael. 231 00:12:35,139 --> 00:12:38,700 They're keeping me overnight. Could you tell my son I'm on a business trip? 232 00:12:38,809 --> 00:12:41,277 - Why can't the girl at work do it? - Tobias? 233 00:12:41,378 --> 00:12:44,108 I sent him on a date with Kitty to keep her off our backs. 234 00:12:44,214 --> 00:12:47,149 You better hope Lindsay doesn't find out. She'll be devastated. 235 00:12:47,251 --> 00:12:50,118 - Find out what? - Your husband's dating Kitty the whore. 236 00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:53,781 He is? That's- That's horrible. 237 00:12:53,891 --> 00:12:55,859 Do I know my daughter? 238 00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:57,950 She only wants what she can't have. 239 00:12:58,061 --> 00:12:59,460 Since you're devastating people... 240 00:12:59,563 --> 00:13:01,929 tell Gob I'll be telling the cops it was him in the truck... 241 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,932 so he'll be joining me here. 242 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,525 I've got a nice, hard cot with his name on it. 243 00:13:06,637 --> 00:13:10,471 - You'd do that to your own brother? - I said "cot." 244 00:13:10,574 --> 00:13:12,804 Where's Mother? 245 00:13:12,910 --> 00:13:17,108 You lied to me. You said my father was my father, but my uncle is my father. 246 00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:20,672 My father is my uncle! 247 00:13:20,784 --> 00:13:25,312 At that moment, the guards played a CD they'd recently confiscated. 248 00:13:25,422 --> 00:13:28,721 Now I got a special thank you to the brother who made this happen. 249 00:13:28,826 --> 00:13:30,623 Is that Franklin? 250 00:13:45,042 --> 00:13:48,534 Michael realized that he could never turn his brother in. - Michael! 251 00:13:48,645 --> 00:13:51,546 - Gob, meanwhile, was having a similar epiphany. 252 00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:04,392 Barry, it's Gob. Tell Michael not to testify. 253 00:14:04,494 --> 00:14:07,190 I'm bringing in Dad. 254 00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:12,367 Franklin. 255 00:14:12,469 --> 00:14:14,699 You've ruined the act, Gob. 256 00:14:16,306 --> 00:14:17,933 And Lucille confronted Oscar. 257 00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:21,738 - You told him you were his father? - I did no such thing! 258 00:14:21,845 --> 00:14:23,437 - You're high! - You're drunk! 259 00:14:23,547 --> 00:14:25,981 Not this time. I've had enough of you. 260 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:28,711 So say good-bye to these, because it's the last time- 261 00:14:30,888 --> 00:14:33,220 And Ann in a protest at the theater. 262 00:14:33,323 --> 00:14:36,053 George Michael? Are you protesting this? 263 00:14:36,159 --> 00:14:39,094 - This isn't the line? - Yes, he is protesting this. 264 00:14:39,196 --> 00:14:41,130 He even helped me make the signs. 265 00:14:41,231 --> 00:14:44,257 Well, only mine and the one that says, "This is a tricky, gray area." 266 00:14:44,368 --> 00:14:46,393 - What are you guys protesting? - It's a disgusting movie... 267 00:14:46,503 --> 00:14:48,596 about cousins who are into each other. 268 00:14:48,705 --> 00:14:50,332 Are there any more seats? 269 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,807 Yeah. It's the best 52 minutes you'll spend all day. 270 00:14:53,911 --> 00:14:56,106 Oh, no. We're making it worse. 271 00:14:56,213 --> 00:14:59,011 Prepare to be swallowed into the depths of hell! 272 00:14:59,116 --> 00:15:02,517 - I guess that means no kiss? - I'm not really in the mood for a kiss. 273 00:15:02,619 --> 00:15:04,849 This isn't Marc Cherry's house. 274 00:15:11,528 --> 00:15:14,326 - Where's your dad? - I don't know. I just got here. 275 00:15:14,431 --> 00:15:16,763 Oh, that's right. Mother told me he went to jail. 276 00:15:16,867 --> 00:15:19,131 I'm so mad at her. 277 00:15:19,236 --> 00:15:21,431 - Guess who I just found out my father is? - Jail? 278 00:15:21,538 --> 00:15:24,098 Oscar! He didn't mean to tell me, but I figured it out. 279 00:15:24,207 --> 00:15:27,870 - No, I mean, my dad is in jail? - I wouldn't worry about it. Barry's very good. 280 00:15:27,978 --> 00:15:33,109 I'm going to take a long shower. I don't even want to smell like Mother anymore. 281 00:15:33,216 --> 00:15:35,207 I don't think we're supposed to shower right now, Bus- 282 00:15:35,319 --> 00:15:36,980 - Tobias back yet? - No. 283 00:15:37,087 --> 00:15:39,214 Oh, my God. He's really out with her. 284 00:15:39,323 --> 00:15:40,984 - Are you drunk? - Not enough. 285 00:15:41,091 --> 00:15:43,958 I pushed him right into someone else's skanky, bony arms. 286 00:15:44,061 --> 00:15:46,029 Well, let me tell you something, George Michael. 287 00:15:46,129 --> 00:15:49,030 You have to grab love while you have it. Don't let it get away. 288 00:15:49,132 --> 00:15:50,463 Oh, there you are. 289 00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:53,798 Oh, Maeby, everything's fine. Your daddy's just out. 290 00:15:53,904 --> 00:15:55,633 Yeah, we're doing great. 291 00:15:55,739 --> 00:15:58,333 Mommy's gonna take a bath with a bottle of wine. 292 00:15:58,442 --> 00:16:00,342 - I don't know if we're supposed to use- - So get this. 293 00:16:00,444 --> 00:16:04,710 All the press actually made the premiere a hit. There's lines for the next show. 294 00:16:04,815 --> 00:16:07,306 Thanks, buddy. 295 00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:11,410 Hey, look at that. We didn't get swallowed up into hell. 296 00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:17,916 And that's when George Michael finally got close to Maeby... 297 00:16:18,028 --> 00:16:21,054 who, by the way, might not be his biological cousin. 298 00:16:21,164 --> 00:16:25,658 Just then, Gob came home to retrieve his father from where he'd stashed him. 299 00:16:25,769 --> 00:16:28,567 - Dad's gonna be crushed. - You don't have to tell him! 300 00:16:28,672 --> 00:16:31,334 But Gob was referring to his own father... 301 00:16:31,441 --> 00:16:34,604 who he had hidden under the house. 302 00:16:34,711 --> 00:16:36,576 Uh-oh. 303 00:16:38,636 --> 00:16:42,299 Gob had hidden his father under a house that had just collapsed. 304 00:16:42,406 --> 00:16:44,966 Children, you're small. Crawl under there. 305 00:16:45,076 --> 00:16:47,476 - We don't want to go under there. - He's not under there. 306 00:16:47,578 --> 00:16:49,478 He got away. Thank God. 307 00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:53,812 But then Gob remembered that this meant Michael would have to go to prison. 308 00:16:55,119 --> 00:16:57,587 - We- - l- 309 00:16:59,123 --> 00:17:02,149 And Michael and Barry made their way to the arraignment. 310 00:17:02,259 --> 00:17:04,819 Gob is bringing your father. Everything is going to work out fine. 311 00:17:04,929 --> 00:17:09,195 I wish they'd hurry up. But I gotta tell you, I am a little torn. 312 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:13,396 My father, he has created a lot of problems for the family... 313 00:17:13,504 --> 00:17:17,270 and by staying in the attic he was insuring I would go to jail with him, but- 314 00:17:19,243 --> 00:17:21,143 Well, maybe I'm not so torn. 315 00:17:21,245 --> 00:17:23,008 - Michael. Barry. - Hey, Gob. 316 00:17:23,114 --> 00:17:26,277 - Where's Dad? - Great news. Dad wasn't crushed to death. 317 00:17:26,384 --> 00:17:28,045 - Was there risk of that? - Yes. 318 00:17:28,152 --> 00:17:29,710 Well, I handcuffed him under the house. 319 00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:32,948 But he got free- the pipes I chained him to weren't connected to anything. 320 00:17:33,057 --> 00:17:36,117 - Oh, I'm not prepared for this case. - Are you insane? 321 00:17:36,227 --> 00:17:41,597 - No "thank you" for trying? - I'm sick of you needing constant validation for screwing up. 322 00:17:41,699 --> 00:17:46,193 Let me tell you what's gonna happen. I'm gonna tell them it was you in the stair car. 323 00:17:46,303 --> 00:17:49,272 Well, let me tell you what's gonna happen. 324 00:17:49,373 --> 00:17:52,706 First, I'm gonna beat the crap out of you, then I'm gonna call an ambulance. 325 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:55,711 Then knowing you, I'm gonna have to wait for some kind of an apology. 326 00:17:57,782 --> 00:17:59,716 Come here! 327 00:18:02,153 --> 00:18:06,055 As the boys set to once again fighting in front of the courthouse- 328 00:18:06,157 --> 00:18:08,921 - Stop it! Stop it! - the family began to show up for the arraignment. 329 00:18:09,026 --> 00:18:13,326 I know you're in the middle of something, but I'm afraid I can't work for you today. 330 00:18:13,431 --> 00:18:15,456 I'm going to Vegas with Kitty. 331 00:18:15,566 --> 00:18:18,262 But Lindsay wasn't about to lose her man without a fight. 332 00:18:18,369 --> 00:18:20,394 Over my dead body! 333 00:18:20,504 --> 00:18:22,734 Oh, my- 334 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:27,106 Hey! Hey! I said- I said enough! 335 00:18:27,211 --> 00:18:28,974 Now, stop it. 336 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:33,278 I am so tired of this family fighting. The anger ends now. 337 00:18:33,384 --> 00:18:37,787 You're brothers, and brothers stick together no matter what. 338 00:18:38,889 --> 00:18:40,823 Families stick together. 339 00:18:40,925 --> 00:18:44,656 I have torn this family apart with my lies and my cowardice... 340 00:18:44,762 --> 00:18:47,492 but that comes to an end now. 341 00:18:47,598 --> 00:18:49,156 So I'm turning myself in. 342 00:18:49,266 --> 00:18:52,758 I don't want you to come and visit me in prison this time. 343 00:18:54,705 --> 00:18:57,299 'Cause you deserve Oscar now. 344 00:19:03,914 --> 00:19:06,314 Tobias, I actually fought for you. 345 00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:08,317 I can't believe it. 346 00:19:08,419 --> 00:19:12,219 - I'm going to Vegas with Kitty. - Huh? 347 00:19:19,296 --> 00:19:21,958 Oh, George, I've lost you again. 348 00:19:22,066 --> 00:19:24,500 Take back Oscar, Mother. 349 00:19:24,602 --> 00:19:26,502 I think I lost him too. 350 00:19:26,604 --> 00:19:29,630 In fact, Oscar was on his way out of town... 351 00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:32,140 when he was approached by George Sr... 352 00:19:32,243 --> 00:19:34,211 who had just escaped from under the house. 353 00:19:34,311 --> 00:19:38,338 I want you to turn me in so you can get the reward, take care of the family. 354 00:19:38,449 --> 00:19:40,644 Why would you do that for me? 355 00:19:40,751 --> 00:19:42,378 Because we're brothers. 356 00:19:44,054 --> 00:19:48,013 Later, while George Sr. Was shaving his unconscious brother's head... 357 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:52,528 he wondered whether there really was a reward, and ifhe could get it. 358 00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:57,465 But there was no time, and getting even with his brother was reward enough. 359 00:20:00,304 --> 00:20:04,104 So it was Oscar who was going to be spending a little time alone in prison. 360 00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:07,666 I guess Dad finally came through for us. He actually made a sacrifice. 361 00:20:07,778 --> 00:20:09,939 Although who knows what he's up to. 362 00:20:10,047 --> 00:20:13,847 We should just stay away from him, let him have a little time alone in prison. 363 00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:16,749 He is right about one thing, though. We're brothers. We shouldn't be fighting. 364 00:20:16,854 --> 00:20:19,186 - We cannot afford to lose each other. - I can't. 365 00:20:19,290 --> 00:20:22,054 - I already lost a brother today. - Franklin? 366 00:20:22,159 --> 00:20:24,923 Well, I didn't lose him. But he's all puckered and white. 367 00:20:25,029 --> 00:20:27,862 On the plus side, you can take him to lunch at the club now. 368 00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:30,365 That's the kind of joke he would have loved. 369 00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:32,367 Oh, man! 370 00:20:36,373 --> 00:20:39,934 - Please don't do this. 371 00:20:40,044 --> 00:20:42,205 - All right. 372 00:20:44,648 --> 00:20:47,981 On the next season of Arrested Development. 373 00:20:48,085 --> 00:20:50,610 I burned them on a Cornballer. 374 00:20:50,721 --> 00:20:55,124 Oscar, robbed of his fingerprints, has difficulty proving his identity... 375 00:20:55,226 --> 00:20:57,126 My hair's gonna grow back. You'll see. 376 00:20:57,228 --> 00:20:59,162 Tobias and Kitty go to Vegas... 377 00:20:59,263 --> 00:21:02,426 - only to find that his dream job has been filled. - You found someone already? 378 00:21:02,533 --> 00:21:04,398 Just came out of nowhere, this guy. 379 00:21:04,501 --> 00:21:08,301 And the great thing is, he's never out of character. 380 00:21:08,405 --> 00:21:12,569 And George Sr. Turns out to be right about the effects of stress. 381 00:21:12,676 --> 00:21:15,406 What's happening to me? Why won't it grow back?