1 00:00:01,051 --> 00:00:04,384 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,488 --> 00:00:06,479 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:08,581 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,131 --> 00:00:15,826 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:21,897 Michael Bluth began his day with something he'd never seen before. 6 00:00:22,006 --> 00:00:24,167 I'm hearing good things about the Bluth Company. 7 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:26,708 Good news about his family's housing business. 8 00:00:26,810 --> 00:00:29,108 Old man Bluth's in jail. I think his son is running the company. 9 00:00:29,213 --> 00:00:31,443 Doesn't seem like a total moron to me. 10 00:00:31,548 --> 00:00:35,882 I've had this thing as a triple sell, and I am upgrading it right here, right now. 11 00:00:35,986 --> 00:00:39,387 I think this thing could even go as high as a "Don't Buy." 12 00:00:39,490 --> 00:00:42,857 Don't buy! Huh? Mom, did you see that? 13 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:48,057 - Don't buy Bluth! - You build a house that's good, people are gonna wanna come... 14 00:00:51,568 --> 00:00:53,798 This sinkhole spread a little bit more last night? 15 00:00:53,904 --> 00:00:57,704 Anyway, I'm gonna go to the prison. I'm gonna tell Dad about this news. 16 00:00:57,808 --> 00:01:00,902 - I thought you said we shouldn't visit him. - Visit, no. Gloat, yes. 17 00:01:01,011 --> 00:01:04,037 I've worked very very hard for this. I sold the cabin property to keep us afloat. 18 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:06,810 I haven't had any time to spend with my son. 19 00:01:06,917 --> 00:01:11,411 Now you can spend time with my son. I want your brother Buster to come live with you. 20 00:01:11,522 --> 00:01:15,219 And it's not because he has that horrible hook for a hand now. 21 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:17,520 It's the snoring. Listen to this. 22 00:01:17,628 --> 00:01:19,892 Buster's snoring. Wednesday night. 23 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:23,057 It's driving me cra... 24 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:25,135 You won't even know he's here. 25 00:01:25,235 --> 00:01:27,499 You seem more villainous than usual, Mom. Are you sober? 26 00:01:27,604 --> 00:01:30,437 - Michael, it's 8:00 a.m. - So, it's not that. 27 00:01:30,541 --> 00:01:32,736 I don't know. 28 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:36,074 Maybe it's because I went off my postpartum medication. 29 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:38,944 You were still taking that? You had Buster 32 years ago. 30 00:01:39,049 --> 00:01:41,244 And that's how long I've been depressed about him. 31 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:46,288 Actually, I did go off it in the early '90s, but I didn't like what happened to me. 32 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:49,985 Claiming she could take it no more, the young mother released the emergency brake... 33 00:01:50,094 --> 00:01:53,928 allowing her car to roll backwards into the nearby lake. 34 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:56,022 Good for her. 35 00:01:56,133 --> 00:01:58,693 I must have gained three pounds. 36 00:01:58,802 --> 00:02:01,771 Why did you go off them this time? 37 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:05,239 Well, apparently, mood-altering medication leads to street drugs. 38 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:09,005 That's what this very handsome young doctor said on the Today Show. 39 00:02:09,113 --> 00:02:12,048 That was Tom Cruise, the actor. 40 00:02:12,149 --> 00:02:15,118 They said he was some kind of scientist. 41 00:02:15,219 --> 00:02:17,346 Maybe you should get away from Buster. 42 00:02:17,454 --> 00:02:21,322 - Why don't you go up to the cabin in the woods. - I thought you said we sold it. 43 00:02:21,425 --> 00:02:24,223 We sold the property. I worked it out so we could relocate the cabin... 44 00:02:24,328 --> 00:02:27,058 but it is gonna be up in Tahoe for another couple of days. 45 00:02:27,164 --> 00:02:29,928 Maybe you can take a date up there. 46 00:02:30,033 --> 00:02:34,493 How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? 47 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:41,377 The cabin. Yes. That would be difficult too. 48 00:02:43,614 --> 00:02:47,641 Please get back on the meds, Mom. We miss the old old you. 49 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:51,517 I didn't even know that we had a cabin. 50 00:02:51,622 --> 00:02:55,752 Ah!@%$. Well, for what it's worth, I've never actually been there. 51 00:02:55,859 --> 00:02:57,759 Although he'd often been promised. 52 00:02:57,861 --> 00:02:59,852 Hey, pal. Something's come up. 53 00:02:59,963 --> 00:03:04,229 This nice young lady has lost her puppy and your dad's got to help her find him. 54 00:03:04,334 --> 00:03:07,826 Oh, bad news, buddy. This young lady's dad is sick... 55 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:10,236 and I'm taking her to the hospital. 56 00:03:10,340 --> 00:03:13,537 Come on. You're old enough to figure this out. I'm nailing this broad. 57 00:03:13,644 --> 00:03:16,613 Pardon me if I don't burst into tears, Michael... 58 00:03:16,713 --> 00:03:19,409 but at least he promised to take you. 59 00:03:19,516 --> 00:03:22,417 He just let me blindly enjoy my childhood. 60 00:03:22,519 --> 00:03:25,386 I didn't even know there was a cabin he wasn't taking me to. 61 00:03:25,489 --> 00:03:27,889 Mmm. Mine's sadder. 62 00:03:27,991 --> 00:03:30,084 I don't see you crying, robot! 63 00:03:30,194 --> 00:03:32,287 You taste these tears. Taste my sad. 64 00:03:32,396 --> 00:03:35,365 No. Not gonna lick your eye, okay. 65 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:38,229 Well, I will tell you this, Michael. I don't have a son. 66 00:03:38,335 --> 00:03:40,235 - He does. - But if I ever do... 67 00:03:40,337 --> 00:03:42,237 I'm either gonna take him to the cabin in the woods... 68 00:03:42,339 --> 00:03:44,364 or I'm gonna promise to take him and then not take him. 69 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:47,409 But the one thing that I will never do... 70 00:03:47,511 --> 00:03:52,073 is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods, and then not take him. 71 00:03:52,182 --> 00:03:54,082 Gob was growing up. 72 00:03:54,184 --> 00:03:57,381 Well, the cabin in the woods is gonna be stacked up next to our carport. 73 00:03:57,487 --> 00:04:00,854 But maybe we should head up there tonight, huh? 74 00:04:00,958 --> 00:04:04,394 One... first time. 75 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,122 - Taste the happy, Michael. - Oh, no. 76 00:04:07,231 --> 00:04:09,324 - Taste it. - Tastes kind of like sad. 77 00:04:09,433 --> 00:04:14,097 Michael set off to prison to tell off his father when he discovered his son. 78 00:04:14,204 --> 00:04:16,399 - George Michael? - Dad, hey. 79 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:19,805 - What are you doing? - I didn't wanna miss you because you've been leaving so early lately. 80 00:04:19,910 --> 00:04:21,673 You slept out here to see me? 81 00:04:21,778 --> 00:04:25,407 Michael had never been so touched by something his son had said. 82 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:30,509 But it wasn't true. He was hiding from his cousin after an awkward incident. 83 00:04:33,423 --> 00:04:35,857 They'd since been trying to avoid each other... 84 00:04:35,959 --> 00:04:38,587 which was difficult, considering they shared a bunk bed. 85 00:04:41,231 --> 00:04:43,631 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 86 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:47,261 - I'm off to the car. - I'll be in the crawl space. 87 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:51,102 - How would you like to head up to the cabin? - Can you afford to skip work? 88 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:54,769 I think the president of a "Don't Buy" company can afford to take a day off. 89 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:57,278 We're up from "Sell"? 90 00:04:57,381 --> 00:04:59,645 - It's happening, isn't it? - It's really happening. 91 00:04:59,750 --> 00:05:01,809 It's time for us to start creating some memories. 92 00:05:01,918 --> 00:05:04,284 There's been enough disappointment in this family. 93 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:11,725 There's only one sleeping bag, so we're gonna have to double up. Pigs in a blanket! 94 00:05:11,828 --> 00:05:15,491 Sorry, pal. Something came up. 95 00:05:16,967 --> 00:05:18,867 It is worse to know. 96 00:05:18,969 --> 00:05:21,369 Gob was getting life lessons all over the place. 97 00:05:21,471 --> 00:05:24,668 And Michael broke a two-month silence and went to visit his father. 98 00:05:24,775 --> 00:05:27,107 You came! Someone came! 99 00:05:27,210 --> 00:05:32,238 Only to tell you that the company is back on track and it's because you're behind bars. 100 00:05:32,349 --> 00:05:36,080 And now I get to do with my son what you never did with me. I'm taking him to the cabin. 101 00:05:36,186 --> 00:05:38,416 ...scar! And every night... 102 00:05:38,522 --> 00:05:41,514 I'm scarred too, but my son is not going to be. 103 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:45,857 And they cover it with soap, and you're supposed to thank them. 104 00:05:45,962 --> 00:05:47,930 Like they're doing you a favor! 105 00:05:48,031 --> 00:05:51,558 - Anything you'd like for me to pass on to the family? - I'm your uncle! 106 00:05:51,668 --> 00:05:55,604 I'm your dad's twin brother! 107 00:05:55,706 --> 00:05:58,903 I'm Oscar! He switched on me. 108 00:05:59,009 --> 00:06:01,170 No one believes me. 109 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:05,305 Unfortunately for Oscar, "you've got the wrong twin" was a very popular alibi. 110 00:06:05,415 --> 00:06:07,315 You've simply got the wrong twin. 111 00:06:07,417 --> 00:06:09,715 We're quadruplets. You've got the wrong two. 112 00:06:09,820 --> 00:06:12,914 - We're Larry and Dave. - You want Curtis and Jeff. 113 00:06:13,023 --> 00:06:15,890 I even started a Web site... imoscar.com. 114 00:06:15,992 --> 00:06:18,722 I'm innocent, Michael. 115 00:06:18,829 --> 00:06:21,923 I'm Oscar! Dot com! 116 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,727 Don't buy it. I'm taking my son to the cabin... 117 00:06:25,836 --> 00:06:30,705 and there's nothing you can say to make me believe that you are not my father. 118 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:33,207 I understand. 119 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,972 Your child comes first. 120 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:40,215 - Oh, my God. You're Oscar. - Dot com. 121 00:06:46,223 --> 00:06:49,659 So Michael returned to the office to try and free his uncle. 122 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,627 Don't buy! Don't buy! Don't buy! 123 00:06:52,729 --> 00:06:55,926 When he realized how much that freedom would cost his employees. 124 00:06:56,032 --> 00:06:59,263 Don't buy! We did it, Mikey. We're super rich again. 125 00:06:59,369 --> 00:07:01,894 And I'm gonna buy a car. The Volvo. 126 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:04,997 Lindsay, you're not gonna start spending money. And this is not a Vol-vo. 127 00:07:05,108 --> 00:07:07,008 - That's from sitting on the copier. - Lindsay... 128 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:11,171 Michael, I've got nothing. My husband dumped me and ran off to Vegas with Kitty. 129 00:07:11,281 --> 00:07:14,307 - That bleached blonde whore. - He's definitely got a type. 130 00:07:14,418 --> 00:07:16,318 I can't believe he left me. 131 00:07:16,420 --> 00:07:19,082 I mean, this and these and this! 132 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:21,589 - That's the car. - Oh. 133 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:24,421 - This. - Glad I didn't spring for color. 134 00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:26,792 The only reason you want Tobias is because you can't have him. 135 00:07:26,897 --> 00:07:29,695 And the second that you can have something, all of a sudden you don't want it. 136 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:33,133 - That's not who I am, Michael. - No? All right, maybe you're right. 137 00:07:33,236 --> 00:07:37,263 - Maybe we should get you this car. - I don't know. It's so boxy. 138 00:07:39,810 --> 00:07:42,711 - Gob. - Oh, Michael. 139 00:07:42,813 --> 00:07:44,781 - How's Dad? - Uh, I don't know. 140 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:49,113 It's Oscar who's in prison. If I let him out, people will know Dad is free... 141 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:52,017 and those people out there will end up paying for it. 142 00:07:52,122 --> 00:07:56,252 Dad hasn't, uh, tried to contact you, has he? 143 00:07:56,359 --> 00:08:00,295 Like I'd ever hear from that son of a bitch. 144 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:03,332 Earlier that day, Gob received a letter from a group... 145 00:08:03,433 --> 00:08:08,370 that reunited abandoned sons with their fathers, called SAD. 146 00:08:08,472 --> 00:08:12,238 Father-son reunion? But Dad's still in prison. 147 00:08:12,342 --> 00:08:14,242 But now the letter made sense. 148 00:08:14,344 --> 00:08:18,405 - That son of a bitch. - Law offices of Barry Zuckerkorn. 149 00:08:18,515 --> 00:08:21,541 - Hi, it's Michael Bluth for Barry. - Barry went to Reno to see your father. 150 00:08:21,651 --> 00:08:25,143 - Reno? He said he's been visiting my father in prison. - Yeah. 151 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:28,747 Barry says a lot of things he doesn't mean. 152 00:08:28,859 --> 00:08:31,384 Well, I guess I'm going to Reno to look for Dad. 153 00:08:31,495 --> 00:08:34,896 Good luck, favorite son. 154 00:08:34,998 --> 00:08:38,024 So once again, Michael went after the father... 155 00:08:38,134 --> 00:08:40,193 who'd once again abandoned him, only to find... 156 00:08:40,303 --> 00:08:43,830 he was about to do the same thing to his own son. 157 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,999 It's not happening, is it? 158 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:47,838 Something came up. 159 00:08:52,045 --> 00:08:55,412 Michael had just told his son they wouldn't be going to the cabin. 160 00:08:55,516 --> 00:08:58,508 But the cabin's in Lake Tahoe. That's right near Reno, and we could... 161 00:08:58,619 --> 00:09:01,588 But this is gonna be like an adult trip. Aunt Lindsay will be here. 162 00:09:01,688 --> 00:09:04,714 Hi. Hey, why don't you pop a tent in front with your cousin Maeby? 163 00:09:04,825 --> 00:09:08,226 - What? No! - I'm not really the outdoorsy type. 164 00:09:08,328 --> 00:09:13,197 Well, then this is a good chance for you to rub off on her. 165 00:09:15,302 --> 00:09:17,361 As Michael set out to find his father... 166 00:09:17,471 --> 00:09:19,405 Gob thought he was doing the same. 167 00:09:19,506 --> 00:09:22,873 There's my guy! 168 00:09:22,976 --> 00:09:25,911 Hey, buddy, come on. 169 00:09:27,347 --> 00:09:29,611 Gettin' 'em to track down your dad too? 170 00:09:29,716 --> 00:09:32,947 - My dad actually had them track me down. - Oh. 171 00:09:33,053 --> 00:09:37,956 But... it does look like he's not gonna show. 172 00:09:38,058 --> 00:09:41,494 Kind of feel like that kid who found the severed hand. 173 00:09:41,595 --> 00:09:45,725 Hey, Dad, look what I found. 174 00:09:45,832 --> 00:09:49,529 Anything for his father's approval. 175 00:09:49,636 --> 00:09:53,094 - Heartbreaking. - You look familiar. 176 00:09:53,206 --> 00:09:56,073 I think that's because we actually kind of look alike. 177 00:09:56,176 --> 00:09:58,644 Remember when I said Gob had a son? 178 00:09:58,745 --> 00:10:01,077 - I'm Gob. - I wasn't just saying that. 179 00:10:01,181 --> 00:10:04,480 In high school, Gob became intimate with these girls. 180 00:10:04,585 --> 00:10:08,112 These girls got pregnant. This one had a baby. 181 00:10:08,221 --> 00:10:10,522 And that baby would grow up to be... 182 00:10:10,557 --> 00:10:12,824 Steve Holt. 183 00:10:12,926 --> 00:10:16,123 All I ever wanted was to spend a little time with my dad. 184 00:10:16,229 --> 00:10:19,323 Maybe go camping. But I guess that will never happen. 185 00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:22,197 I know this is gonna sound kind of crazy... 186 00:10:22,302 --> 00:10:25,100 but my family has a cabin in the woods for one more night. 187 00:10:25,205 --> 00:10:28,174 Maybe we could go up to Reno, get the keys and go camping. 188 00:10:28,275 --> 00:10:32,143 You know, sort of... a son-and-son thing. 189 00:10:32,245 --> 00:10:34,736 If Steve had had a father, he would've warned him... 190 00:10:34,848 --> 00:10:37,976 not to go into the woods with strange men, but he didn't. 191 00:10:38,085 --> 00:10:41,020 - Sure! Let's go! - Okay. Great. 192 00:10:41,121 --> 00:10:43,021 - This is me right here. - Okay. 193 00:10:43,123 --> 00:10:44,715 - Yeah, baby! - Emo! 194 00:10:44,825 --> 00:10:47,453 Michael, meanwhile, arrived in Reno... 195 00:10:47,561 --> 00:10:50,689 a city competing with Las Vegas's successful... 196 00:10:50,797 --> 00:10:54,028 "What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas" campaign... 197 00:10:54,134 --> 00:10:56,329 and set about searching for Barry Zuckerkorn. 198 00:10:56,436 --> 00:11:01,032 I'm looking for a man who's probably in the seedy underbelly of Reno. 199 00:11:01,141 --> 00:11:06,704 Oh, the Christian League had the Seedy Underbelly shut down. Now it's a Swallows. 200 00:11:06,813 --> 00:11:09,805 Swallows was a family-style restaurant by day... 201 00:11:09,916 --> 00:11:13,079 and an anything-goes, pansexual bazaar by night. 202 00:11:13,186 --> 00:11:16,622 Can I interest you in a smoothie or an amyl... Michael! 203 00:11:16,723 --> 00:11:21,023 Tobias, I thought that you were in Vegas with Kitty and the Blue Man Group? 204 00:11:21,128 --> 00:11:23,790 No, as it turns out, the part that I'd... 205 00:11:23,897 --> 00:11:26,559 destroyed my life to get had already been cast. 206 00:11:26,667 --> 00:11:31,604 The role was filled by George Sr., who used it to hide in plain sight. 207 00:11:31,705 --> 00:11:33,696 That is until he choked on a marshmallow... 208 00:11:33,807 --> 00:11:36,901 and almost died when no one noticed he turned blue. 209 00:11:37,010 --> 00:11:41,413 So, Kitty suggested we come up here to try out in Reno, and... 210 00:11:41,515 --> 00:11:43,574 Uh, I'll be honest, Michael... 211 00:11:43,684 --> 00:11:48,246 leaving Lindsay was the biggest little mistake I've ever made. 212 00:11:48,355 --> 00:11:51,415 I can't seem to call her though. Damn this pride of mine! 213 00:11:51,525 --> 00:11:54,358 Tuna melt's up, and you need to flip the cushions in the grind room. 214 00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:58,898 Yes, sir. Right away, sir. Great. Now I'm gonna be smelling to high heaven like a tuna melt. 215 00:11:58,999 --> 00:12:02,958 What would you say if I told you that Lindsay might be willing to get back together with you? 216 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,368 Oh, uh, I'll call her right now. 217 00:12:05,472 --> 00:12:09,533 Why don't you let me handle it? You know Lindsay. She only wants what she can't have. 218 00:12:09,643 --> 00:12:13,670 - What would you do about Kitty? - I can't lie to you, Michael. 219 00:12:13,780 --> 00:12:16,305 Kitty left me two days ago. 220 00:12:16,416 --> 00:12:19,647 There's a blue handprint on the back of your head, Kitty. Are you seeing someone else? 221 00:12:19,753 --> 00:12:23,553 Face it, Tobias. It's over! 222 00:12:23,657 --> 00:12:26,251 - Say good-bye to these! - Those are blue too! 223 00:12:26,359 --> 00:12:28,224 There were blue handprints on them? 224 00:12:28,328 --> 00:12:31,058 Yes. And I swear to you, they weren't... 225 00:12:31,164 --> 00:12:33,655 Yours. No, I know. It all points to Dad. 226 00:12:33,767 --> 00:12:36,827 Dad's in Reno, Kitty's in Reno. Dad's in Kitty, and he must be a Blue Man. 227 00:12:36,937 --> 00:12:40,873 - I'm gonna go check out the theater. - Okay, I'll meet you there. 228 00:12:40,974 --> 00:12:44,603 I just have to break down the salad bar and set up the leather pony. 229 00:12:44,711 --> 00:12:48,272 - What's a leather pony? - I don't know. We don't have that at lunch. 230 00:12:48,381 --> 00:12:52,511 So Michael called Lindsay to say he'd found her husband. 231 00:12:52,619 --> 00:12:56,020 - All right, I'm on my way. - No, no. I'll just bring him back with me. 232 00:12:56,123 --> 00:13:00,025 - He wants to come home? - I mean, against his will. 233 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:02,652 Knock him out if you have to. He's my husband! 234 00:13:02,763 --> 00:13:05,323 Just watch the kids like you promised, okay? 235 00:13:05,432 --> 00:13:07,923 - I'm not... - Neither am I! 236 00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:09,934 Hold it. 237 00:13:10,036 --> 00:13:13,836 And the kids found themselves closer than ever on the bumpy road to Reno. 238 00:13:14,740 --> 00:13:15,965 Hello? 239 00:13:16,076 --> 00:13:20,479 Lindsay, hey, hi. Michael said not to call you, but I missed you so much. 240 00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:22,480 You miss me? 241 00:13:22,582 --> 00:13:25,016 - What are you doing? - Nothing. What are you doing? 242 00:13:25,118 --> 00:13:28,986 I was driving out there, but this is crazy. We have to be realistic. 243 00:13:29,089 --> 00:13:31,057 But the thing is, I can't leave Kitty. 244 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:34,218 What, with all the sexual intercourse and whatnot. 245 00:13:34,327 --> 00:13:36,522 - You bastard! - What are you doing? 246 00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:39,064 - Nothing! - I will be backstage... 247 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,293 after the Blue Man show whether Kitty likes it or not. 248 00:13:41,401 --> 00:13:43,301 Sounds good. One quick question. 249 00:13:43,403 --> 00:13:48,204 What if Kitty's not there and I'm less of a Blue Man and more of a cocktail waitress? 250 00:13:48,308 --> 00:13:50,799 - She's turning again. - Hang up! 251 00:13:50,911 --> 00:13:52,401 I'll see you there. Thank you. Bye. 252 00:13:52,512 --> 00:13:55,310 Michael was already at the theater looking for George Sr... 253 00:13:55,415 --> 00:13:58,145 when he ran into Barry doing the same thing. 254 00:13:58,251 --> 00:14:01,812 - Hey! Barry. - Hi, Mikey. So, how much do you know? 255 00:14:01,922 --> 00:14:05,016 I know that Oscar is in prison, and that my father is a Blue Man... 256 00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:08,356 - and that you are clearly in cahoots with him. - Ooh, a lot. 257 00:14:08,461 --> 00:14:10,361 - Where is he? - I don't know. 258 00:14:10,463 --> 00:14:12,556 I was gonna meet him here, but he must've seen you and run off. 259 00:14:12,666 --> 00:14:16,659 I was gonna give him this... $250,000 and a passport. 260 00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:20,171 - Just a passport. - Well, I was up for so long. 261 00:14:20,273 --> 00:14:24,073 - Barry, you're fired. - What? 262 00:14:24,177 --> 00:14:26,441 - Yeah. - Just like that? 263 00:14:26,546 --> 00:14:28,741 No warning? You're my only client. 264 00:14:28,849 --> 00:14:31,340 What am I supposed to do now, turn tricks on the street? 265 00:14:31,451 --> 00:14:33,442 How much do you think I can get for that, by the way? 266 00:14:33,553 --> 00:14:36,181 - I've got to let Oscar out of prison. - What about making out? 267 00:14:36,289 --> 00:14:39,918 Fifty dollars, or is that just LA? Am I just... 268 00:14:44,631 --> 00:14:47,532 Soon, Lindsay arrived at the hotel... 269 00:14:47,634 --> 00:14:50,034 and the kids finally faced facts. 270 00:14:50,136 --> 00:14:54,129 Look, it was just a half kiss. Maybe that's the reason why we're acting weird. 271 00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:57,301 It was because we didn't finish the kiss? Is that what you w... 272 00:14:57,410 --> 00:15:00,208 Yeah. Do you think we should just finish the kiss? Get it out of the way. 273 00:15:00,313 --> 00:15:02,577 Let's get it out of the way. 274 00:15:04,684 --> 00:15:06,743 Hey, kids, bring the bags. We're sharing a room. 275 00:15:06,853 --> 00:15:09,947 - Let's meet back here tomorrow morning, okay? - Yeah. 276 00:15:10,056 --> 00:15:13,548 - Go. - Are you... Yeah, I'm gonna... 277 00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:17,960 I'm gonna stay out here and watch that famous Reno sunset. 278 00:15:19,466 --> 00:15:22,230 Isn't it behind you? 279 00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:25,930 There's... Yeah, but there's mirrors. It'll actually look closer. 280 00:15:26,039 --> 00:15:28,098 While George Michael waited for the sunset... 281 00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:30,301 another set of sons arrived. 282 00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:34,608 Michael said he'd meet me here. I'll get the keys to the cabin, son. 283 00:15:34,714 --> 00:15:39,583 I'll go buy some fishing stuff, son. 284 00:15:39,686 --> 00:15:42,246 - So, where did you get this kid? - I guess I can tell you now. 285 00:15:42,355 --> 00:15:45,847 We were both waiting for our dads at that garden where the little boy found the arm. 286 00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:50,589 Kid's amazing, though. It's almost like... I wish he could be my dad. 287 00:15:50,697 --> 00:15:54,064 Okay, um, your dad's not trying to find you, your son is. 288 00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:58,035 That kid's your son. You're the dad, hmm? 289 00:16:02,876 --> 00:16:05,606 I've made a huge tiny mistake. 290 00:16:05,712 --> 00:16:09,375 Gob. You can't just leave your son in the middle of a parking lot in Reno. 291 00:16:09,482 --> 00:16:13,179 And that's when Michael saw his own son in a parking lot in Reno. 292 00:16:13,286 --> 00:16:16,813 He drove all the way up here to be with me. Wow. 293 00:16:16,923 --> 00:16:19,619 Well, I guess I'm, uh... I'm no better than... 294 00:16:23,063 --> 00:16:24,963 No, I'm better. 295 00:16:25,065 --> 00:16:28,193 They were an hour out of Reno when George Michael woke up. 296 00:16:28,301 --> 00:16:31,236 You were out like a light, pal. Our dreams are about to come true. 297 00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:33,238 - Maeby? - Definitely! 298 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,808 We are going camping. It's finally happening. 299 00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:39,078 It's never happening. 300 00:16:42,014 --> 00:16:45,279 Michael had just surprised his sleeping son by taking him camping. 301 00:16:45,384 --> 00:16:47,784 I put this off too long, and it's too important. 302 00:16:47,886 --> 00:16:50,821 Your Uncle Oscar can stay in prison one more day, right? 303 00:16:50,923 --> 00:16:53,721 Not according to that day's blog on imoscar.com. 304 00:16:53,826 --> 00:16:56,818 This here is way more important than me trying to find my father. 305 00:16:56,929 --> 00:16:59,830 Although, I was very close. I almost had Pop-Pop in Reno. 306 00:16:59,932 --> 00:17:02,526 Me too. 307 00:17:02,634 --> 00:17:06,229 As Michael was forcibly taking his son out to the cabin... 308 00:17:06,338 --> 00:17:11,173 Lucille was ready to forcibly throw hers out. 309 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:23,444 Well, that was a freebie. 310 00:17:23,555 --> 00:17:27,286 Lucille didn't trust herself to be in the house when Buster returned. 311 00:17:27,393 --> 00:17:30,920 So, she headed off to the cabin Michael said would be unoccupied. 312 00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:34,193 Tobias, meanwhile, was looking for a way to make his wife jealous... 313 00:17:34,299 --> 00:17:38,861 by convincing her that he was not only a Blue Man, but still with Kitty... 314 00:17:38,971 --> 00:17:43,067 when he came across a makeup woman who, coincidentally, looked a great deal like Kitty. 315 00:17:43,175 --> 00:17:48,636 If this tableau I re-create, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. 316 00:17:48,747 --> 00:17:51,045 Gee, why wouldn't she want him back? 317 00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:55,109 And Michael and his son arrived at the cabin in the woods. 318 00:17:56,822 --> 00:17:59,655 Looks like they have trucked off the bedrooms. 319 00:17:59,758 --> 00:18:03,626 Maybe we'll just set up some sleeping bags right here in the living room, huh? 320 00:18:03,729 --> 00:18:06,721 Lucille, meanwhile, heard a familiar sound. 321 00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:11,325 - Oh, come on! - Mother? 322 00:18:11,437 --> 00:18:14,235 What the hell are you doing back there? 323 00:18:14,339 --> 00:18:17,968 I decided to sleep in the car so my snoring wouldn't bother you... 324 00:18:18,077 --> 00:18:22,013 and I left that recording of my snoring so you wouldn't know I'm gone. 325 00:18:22,114 --> 00:18:26,175 We're halfway to the cabin. I'm gonna drop you by this light. 326 00:18:26,285 --> 00:18:31,188 Or I could come with you. That might be the exact shot in the arm our relationship needs. 327 00:18:31,290 --> 00:18:35,624 Well, at least I'll have someone to talk to on the way up. 328 00:18:44,136 --> 00:18:48,436 This is fun, isn't it? This is just like when we used to live up in the attic. 329 00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:50,508 Yeah. 330 00:18:51,543 --> 00:18:54,137 Or... Or we could go back to Reno. 331 00:18:54,246 --> 00:18:57,215 Go back to Reno? You don't wanna be here? 332 00:18:57,316 --> 00:19:01,309 You've been sleeping in the stair car just so we can spend time together. 333 00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:03,320 That's not totally true though. 334 00:19:03,422 --> 00:19:06,482 - I'm just in the middle of a problem right now. - Oh, yeah? 335 00:19:06,592 --> 00:19:09,186 - Well, let's talk about it. - I can't talk about it with you. 336 00:19:09,294 --> 00:19:12,559 - Why not? - It's about a girl, and you're not gonna like this. 337 00:19:12,664 --> 00:19:14,461 - Is it about Ann? - No. 338 00:19:14,566 --> 00:19:16,966 Oh. Of course I don't like it. 339 00:19:17,069 --> 00:19:22,166 - I like Ann. - No, it's just... 340 00:19:22,274 --> 00:19:24,174 It's a problem without an answer. 341 00:19:24,276 --> 00:19:26,176 Well, every problem has an answer. 342 00:19:26,278 --> 00:19:30,237 You're probably just confused because you're going through all of this alone. 343 00:19:30,349 --> 00:19:33,580 And that's exactly why we need to spend this time together. 344 00:19:33,685 --> 00:19:36,483 - Yeah, I guess so. - I know so. 345 00:19:36,588 --> 00:19:39,352 So here's the plan. Tomorrow morning we're gonna get up early. 346 00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:42,791 Before we tell the cops that Pop-Pop escaped from prison... 347 00:19:42,895 --> 00:19:46,592 we're gonna go down to the lake, discuss your girl problem, and it's gonna be fun. 348 00:19:46,698 --> 00:19:49,462 Especially the part about the cops. All right? 349 00:19:49,568 --> 00:19:52,867 Whatever your problem is with the girl, we're gonna figure it out. 350 00:19:52,971 --> 00:19:55,201 That's what this place is for. 351 00:19:55,307 --> 00:19:57,434 That, and cheating on Gangy. 352 00:19:57,543 --> 00:20:01,240 - I'm really glad you brought me here, Dad. - Yeah, we needed this. 353 00:20:01,346 --> 00:20:04,941 And this time, I'm not gonna let the family drag me away. 354 00:20:05,050 --> 00:20:09,646 The next morning, Michael rose early to spend the day with his son... 355 00:20:09,755 --> 00:20:13,282 only to find himself, once again, dragged away by his family. 356 00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:17,951 Dad! What the hell are you doing? 357 00:20:18,063 --> 00:20:22,295 Sorry. I can't let you let Oscar out of prison or they'll come for me. 358 00:20:22,401 --> 00:20:25,029 Hey, how do you like the cabin? 359 00:20:31,977 --> 00:20:34,241 On the next Arrested Development. 360 00:20:34,346 --> 00:20:36,405 Lucille arrives at the cabin. 361 00:20:36,515 --> 00:20:39,279 !@%$ me, there's no cabin. 362 00:20:42,454 --> 00:20:44,649 - Mother? - Oh, my God! 363 00:20:44,756 --> 00:20:48,590 You still doing breakfast burritos? 364 00:20:48,694 --> 00:20:51,891 - Maeby finds someone to help her forget her cousin. - Being stood up. 365 00:20:51,997 --> 00:20:54,727 - Yeah, me too. - Her cousin. 366 00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:57,393 - Wanna make out? - Yeah, sure. Why not? 367 00:20:57,502 --> 00:20:59,834 And Lindsay catches up with Tobias. 368 00:20:59,938 --> 00:21:02,099 Get your hands off my husband, Kitty. 369 00:21:03,842 --> 00:21:06,106 Did someone say "husband"? 370 00:21:07,212 --> 00:21:09,112 I want a divorce. 371 00:21:09,214 --> 00:21:12,479 And I would be thrilled to represent either one of you. 372 00:21:12,584 --> 00:21:14,848 That'll be $50.